Zelda Thingamajigger!

Link, what, The hell are you doing? Stop picking up flowers, and kill that thing! The whooole world, depends of thee. What can they think? If you die?

Link we, all believe in you! Use your sword! What else can you do? Spin around! Slash that damn thing!

(after long solo)

Finally! You have the sword! Use it against, that bastard! What is his name? Oh, yeah Ganon. You can whoop his ass...anyday!

Link, use...all of your might! Hyrule, depends on you! Oh, Link...not that again. Put down...that flower, and fight! Kill that thing! And win!