EmmettPOV

"Hear ye, Hear ye. I here by knight Emmett Cullen as "Emmett Thee Annoying!"" Alice chimed as she used the broom handle to hit both my shoulders with as much force as she could. I shook my head.
"I am not annoying!!" I dared to disagree with her.
"Emmett, For the past hour, you have done thee most annoying and childish things known to the whole of humanity!"

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I skipped and bounded into jasper on purpose on the way back from the hunt. We both feel onto the ground with a satisfying THUD! Whoa! That's a good onamatophia!! Ill use that in my English essay. Rose will be proud. Well, Anyway! Jasper growled and rolled out from beneath me. Now THAT sounds dodgy!! Good Job Emmett, If the person reading this didn't think about it like THAT, Now they do! Yes, well, We were at it hard for three days straight…… NO! I'm not gay; I was talking about an arm wrestle grudge match! Jeez!

On the way home from the hunt, I decided to say a random animal every three miles and point in a random direction. I caught Edward out a few times which I was pleased with, seeing that he's always "I'm scrawny Edward reading your mind and being pervy trying to find out about Rosalie and how good she looks naked"

"Shut up Emmett!" Edward glared at me.
"Hey you were asking for it dude! You refuse to teach me the rules of chess!"
"Because you will not understand ….. or you will make it sexual" Rose Laughed and I grinned at her.
"That's what I thought" Edward Said. I rolled my manly eyes. Yes, my eyes are manly; Rose says everything about me is manly.

It took…..a small amount of time to get home. I can't read clocks – They move too much before I can figure the time out. I turned the radio and starting dancing around. Rose and Alice Sat down and read fashion magazines, but not before Alice turned the music down
"Hey! I was listening to that!"

"Yes, and so were half of the earths population. My ears might as well be bleeding!"
I wasn't having this. I walking into the kitchen to get some eggs. I walked back in to see Alice stood in front of me. She took the eggs away from me before I could re-act.

"No, I'd rather not get 'Tarred and feather-Emmett style' thank you very much" She put the eggs back. Rose giggled and I stormed off all the way to the television.

I turned the magic picture box on.
"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?" I sang while waving my arms in the air to the beat,
"Sing it Jasper" I held him at Cushion point.

"Spongebob squarepants" Jasper said with a flat voice. I'm surprised he even knew this! I clapped my hands amused. Edward Turned the magic box off and I threw a tantrum. Remind me to replace the couch cushions……. Whoopsys!

My small brain forgot about having a tantrum quickly.

"When are we going to NOM NOM NOM on bears next?"

"Emmett, We JUST went"

I threw a longer tantrum this time, jumping up and down shouting "nom nom" at the top of my lungs. It lasted about three minutes, I think. I went to lie on my stomach and play cards with a squirrel until Alice got up and got a broomstick. I sat up and looked at her confused.
"Hear ye, Hear ye. I here by knight Emmett Cullen as "Emmett Thee Annoying!"" Alice chimed as she used the broom handle to hit both my shoulder with as much force as she could. I shook my head.
"I am not annoying!!" I dared to disagree with her.

"Emmett, For the past hour, you have done thee most annoying and childish things known to the whole of humanity!"

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