I own nothing, unfortunately! I'm sorry, all you Link Fan-girls, but this isn't the story for you.
"HE'S MINE!"
"No, He's MINE!"
"He's MINE!"
Link glanced back and forth at the Zelda and Samus as they battled for him. "Now please, ladies, can't we settle this in a less conspicuous manner?" He said, attempting to stop the arguing. His reward was two pairs of murderous eyes glaring back at him.
"Yeah Zelda, why don't you let Link choose me?" Samus pivoted, showing off her body, the Zero-Suit clinging to her curves.
"Simple, because Link doesn't like flashy whores!" Zelda cried out, her crown becoming askew as they argued.
"Zelda…Zelda….Zelda…. Will you never learn? The only one here who's a whore is you." Samus shook her head.
"Fine then, let's ask Link then!" Zelda huffed, and the two crossed their arms and looked at Link expectantly.
Link glanced around the room, there was no-one here to save him, he would have to admit his secret. "Well….actually….um…."
Marth sauntered up to Link and put a protective arm around his shoulder, but not before giving Link a passionate kiss. "Come on sweet thing, we gotta get moving or we'll miss the movie."
FIN
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I came up with that in Bio, with a friend of mine J yep… Link is gay. With Marth. Or should I say Martha :D