A Hundred Feet Below
AN: INU/KAG/MIR/SAN/SESS/RIN
Inuyasha and Sesshomaru are both famous mountaineers. But one day Miroku, Inuyashas' long time friend, and also the some son of the president of Japan, decides that he wants to take his new wife, Sango on an adventure to the only mountain range that has never been touched. When the brothers hear about this, they know that there is only one person that can help them through the mountain. But what happens when there is an emergency and they have to call in the helicopters to get them off the mountains and Kagome has to be left behind?
Chapter 1: You Better! OR ELSE
It was a beautiful day. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, all was right in the world. Then suddenly...
"YOU ASSHOLE! YOU NEVER TAKE ME ANYWHERE!"
"Sango! Please! Calm down! I've just been busy! How about I take you out on a nice romantic dinner tonight?"
The young woman looked at her moronic husband with a death glare.
"Really? Where is that? WacDonalds? Or are you going to actually step it up a notch and order pizza?"
The young man with jet black and soft violet eyes laughed nervously.
"Well actually, I was thinking about ordering some Japanese food."
Sango's mouth hit the floor.
"YOU FUCKING MORON! WE ARE JAPANESE! WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT YOU TO ORDER IT! I COULD FUCKING COOK IT!"
"Well...um...how about Chinese!"
fades out to the tree tops
"WHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT!"
birds fly off
"Miroku Houshi! I'm so fucking sick of this! I want to go somewhere! You call up your little traveling buddies and have them find us a place to go! And it better not be to some 5 Star motel! I want some god damn adventure! And if I don't get it, then you don't get it. Got it?"
Miroku paled slightly and then nodded.
At 10 o'clock we take a look at drugs in schools
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'John, the baby, it's not yours, it's Andrews...'
'But...he's your half brother?'
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'Kakorot! I will Defeat you! Ha Ha Ha!'
"OH FUCK NO!"
Click click click
"Damn those Animes! They're sooooo unrealisitc! And I mean...their mouth doesn't even move correctly!"
Just then the phone rang.
I: Yeah?
M: Hey Inuyasha! Sup?
I: Not a lot. Just watching some TV. Did you need something or did you just call to chit chat?
M: Ummm...Chitchat?
Click
M: Damn 'dials phone again'
I: Yeah?
M: Actually I did need something. Sango wants to go on a vacation.
I: So?
M: Well I need your help. She wants it to be adventurous, and you know what she means when she says 'adventurous'.
I: Yeah I know exactly what we need to do. Meet me at Sesshomarus in a week. I'll give her a vacation she won't soon forget.
And with that they said their goodbyes and hung up the phone. Inuyasha then turned the phone on again and dialed another number.
"Hi, I need to talk to Kagome."