Q-A the Authoress: Well it's here the long waited sequel to my popular 'Kairiladdin' story! It'll have action, danger, romance, and WAY too many cameos to count!
So blah blah blah let's get on with the show!
Ebony Gulliver (the narrator from the previous fanmake) was in a study, reading 'How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying' by Daniel Radcliffe. She was getting to a good part of the book until a huge gust of wind blew through the room.
A booming voice soon echoed, "Ebony Gulliver! Sister to Grey and Aoi d'Isigny, you have been chosen to narrate the sequel to Kairiladdin! Do you accept?"
While not even taking her head out of the book Ebony muttered, "No," and flipped a page.
"Uhh~ really? Are you sure? 'Cause I came here with blowing winds, howling and thought-"
"Well you thought wrong," Ebony spoke with a clear, English accent. "I've given that darn fanfic writer too many favors as it is. And besides, the narrator isn't really needed in the story just for the opening song-Ohh great!"
She mentally cursed herself for giving the booming voice a reason to use her.
"Great! Now you'll have to do it!"
The brunette rolled her eyes. "Fine I'll do it. But it could definitely be worse."
"Of course," the voice boomed. "Because, according to Q-A and Grey if you didn't agree I was allowed to torture you in the worst way possible."
Ebony gave the voice a snort. "Oh really," she sarcastically dragged. "And what pray tell would that be?"
"Watching Romeo + Juliet starring Leonardo-" It couldn't finish as Ebony's yells of terror screamed louder than the voice. That movie was too horrible for the title to be finished.
Q-A the Authoress
Presents:
~The Return of Azula~
Chapter 1: "Just a Steal"
In the dark forests of Andalasia (which being spooky was unheard of in that particular kingdom) nighttime had covered the land in darkness. Thieves riding on cars, motorbikes, whatever they could get their five-fingered discount hands on, were hurrying to their hideout.
While they rode on, the familiar voice of Ebony (reluctantly) sung a familiar tune.
Ebony: "Follow me to a place that's beyond your space
Where battles are so and so.
Where enchantment runs rampant,
Gets wild in the streets
Here comes danger and here we go!
Andalasian Nights~!
Like Andalasian days
More nicer than nice
It's cooler than ice
In a lot of good waaaaays!"
As they dodged through trees and cleverly avoided trolls the thieves soon came upon a mountain. If most people were to glance at it they would see nothing out of the ordinary. But these thieves weren't most people. They kept driving closer and closer until a hidden cave behind a boulder could be seen. They all drove into it and found themselves in a cave so large that its size could have rivaled the throne room of the Andalasian castle.
"Pack your Keyblade, or magician's sword.
You won't ever get bored,
Though get beaten or gored you might!
C'mon down stop on by,
Hop a pegasus and fly.
To another Andalasian Night!"
Soon the riders slowed down as they came to a complete stop. All of them got off their bikes and out of their cars respectively. The cave was a perfect place for them to hide from anyone that tried to get them. Most of the crooks smirked greedily at their stolen goods.
"We stole'd a lotta good loot ta'nite boys." Ace of the Gangrene Gang said with mirth while holding some gold.
"Eyyep," Fuzzy Lumpkins added in his Southern accent. "We must'a stolen a lot too. It be harder ta steal more!" He cried in joy as he took out his banjo named Joe and played loudly, much to the other bad guys annoyance.
While that went on, no one noticed a bunch of arms, paws or hooves reaching from the shadows and grabbing some unprotected treasure.
"But we didn't get much help from our fearlesssss~ leader!" Snake hissed toward a certain direction.
Snake along with the rest of the villains, glared at nearby vase which a yelp came from it. The leader herself was a little girl trying to get out of the pottery.
"Gah! Get me out, I'm stuck, get me out!" The girl yelled, her voice was slightly mumbled from being in the vase. Once she did get out (and broke the vase in the process) her appearance could be seen. A small redheaded girl in black and yellow dress, black gloves and boots, and a tiara. Her hair was pulled up so tight that it looked like two pom-poms and wore a frown on her face.
The thief leader named Princess Morbucks walked over to a chest and opened to see it filled to the brim with gold. Princess squealed before exclaiming, "This is great, my faithful freaks-I mean friends."
Princess soon noticed a golden Kingdom Key Keyblade sticking out of the chest and took it. She played around with it like a baton until it fell on her head.
"Grrr, how come you get the golden keyblade Morbucks?" Ace asked with the others glowering at her.
"Why, this is my 'bonus' for being your beloved leader!" Princess answered like it was the most obvious thing in the world. She picked up the golden weapon and used it to point at three sacks of jewels. "And this, and that, and that are my beloved leader bonus."
"Who made you the leader," Him asked in his falsetto voice.
Princess rolled her eyes and explained that it was because she had the brains and gadgets to do so when in truth she did not. Many years ago when the city of Townsville was under the attack of a large fire the place was destroyed along with hopefully their mutual enemies, the Powerpuff Girls. But because they left and haven't seen or heard of them, it was a safe bet that the super powered girls were gone forever.
"Can we jus' have our reward for doin' a good job," Fuzzy asked. The others grumbled in question.
Princess sighed and tossed only a small bag of coins to them. "Here you go. Good work, boys. Very successful raid."
This was not the reaction she was expecting. All of them felt robbed despite the fact they robbed a lot of innocent people. Oh the irony! The upset thieves were about to attack their boss, when they saw the chest coming off the ground and beginning to inch away from the scene.
"Gah! That chest is moving!" Ace exclaimed while he pointed at the moving chest in alarm.
"What's holdin' it up?" Fuzzy freaked out as the other group members did, including their 'leader.'
"Awww! Ghosts!" Princess screamed in terror. In order to hide from the 'ghost' she cowered behind the other thieve. "Someone get rid of it!"
Him who hardly got frighten rolled his eyes in annoyance. He went over to the chest and picked it up with ease. As Him predicted there was no ghost but a small pink dog/rabbit/koala look-alike alien experiment named 624 (nicknamed Angel). To her defense Him didn't expext it to be an alien. Angel was carrying the chest on her back but did not realize that she was no longer carrying the box until the she sense that she is carrying nothing and look up. With a yelp Angel realized that she was discovered!
"Oh-oh," Angel said nervously as she rubbed the back of her head.
"Why you, you stupid alien-freak!" Princess screamed angrily. The fact she got scared over stupid dog thing was no laughing matter even if the others were quietly snickering. The Powerpuff girl wannabe ran over and grabbed Angel by her neck with high intentions on choking the poor thing. "How dare you try to rob my treasure!
"Hey, put her down, Morbucks!" A voice called out much to the alarm of the thieves. Other voices chimed in,
"Meega Nala Kweesta!"
"You don't want to see me and my digimon vexed!"
"Huh?" The idiots said in unison.
Angel spat onto Princess' face causing her and cringe and let of Angel in the progress. Suddenly two girls, a yellow fox-like creature, another alien experiment with blue tones instead of pink and no long antenna appeared. They all got off the rock they were standing, jumped on the thieves' heads while running over, then each making a perfect landing in front of the shocked leader.
The both of the mysterious girls had red hair and violet eyes but had very different choices of clothing style. The one with slightly longer hair wore a pink strapless mini-dress made up of three zippers (two appear to be just decorative) as well as a white halter top underneath her mini-dress with a black hood. She also sport three bracelets on her left wrist, a black belt reminiscent of suspenders with a note book shaped bag attachment, and lilac sneakers.
The other one that had her hair pulled into a spiky bun and wore red sneakers with metal on the toe parts, blue jeans with it rolled up at the bottom a bit, a brown belt, a white shirt with blue sleeves, and a blue full heart in the center. The yellow fox digimon with cold eyes glared down at the bad guys causing them to flinch.
Angel climbed on the pink wearing redhead and smirked.
The fox spoke with a cool, collected tone. "I hope none of you were planning on harming our friend. While I would get over the loss, someone in particular might get angry." She made a gesture towards the blue alien named Experiment 626 or Stitch looked like he was about to break something...or someone.
"Who are you weirdos?" Princess asked and yelled.
This time the long haired redhead smiled, "Well most of the time my friends call me Kai, but you can call me Kairi."
"I'll call you dead instead! Get them!"
The thieves charged at the girls and animals to capture them. But to their surprise, they vanished when Renamon got in front of her group.
"Hey, where did those kids go?" Ace asked looking around the cave
"Gah! They're over there!" Snake exclaimed and point towards to where their stolen goods were. The girls and animals were taking away their rightfully stolen loot!
"Get them, I don't care how you do it but don't let them get away!" Princess scream in anger as the men charged at Kairi's group with hopes to get them.
The other girl named Rika Nonaka and Renamon nodded at each other and fought the thieves causing Ace and Snake and be kicked to the ground and groaned in pain.
Kairi and the aliens were not looking so hot as Fuzzy and Him blocked their way.
"Now you will be defeated!" Him declared in a over the top way as he and Fuzzy prepared for battle. Him took out too nunchucks and did some fancy moves to show how skilled he was.
Kairi gave Him a blank look, took out her Keyblade called Oathkeeper (a weapon she borrowed from her boyfriend mind you). Zapped Him with an ice spell, freezing Him and Fuzzy on the spot.
"I always hated over-dramatic fight sequences. We already get enough of them from Naruto."
"Dang that was AWESOME!" Exclaimed the voice of a blue pegasus pony, with rainbow hair and tail to match (and a thunder rainbow bolt 'cutie' mark). She too was carrying some of the stolen loot and landed on the ground so Kairi, Angel, and Stitch could ride on her.
"She's got a pegasus?" Princess asked out loud and screamed angrily. "She's got a pegasus! No fair! I want one! I want one!"
"All right, Rainbow Dash, time to get us out of here!" Kairi exclaimed while the blue pony grabbed the digimon and her tamer. They were getting close to the entrance of the cave until...
"Whoa, whoa, we almost miss one!" Rika literally pointed to one sack of treasure that they didn't retrieve yet. Rainbow Dash did not hesitate to fly towards the sack.
"Oh no! Don't you dare!" Princess roared in alarm as she ran over to the last sack of gold quickly. Kairi grabbed it first but the spoiled villain jumped and grabbed the Equestrian by the tail trying to get the gold back.
"Hey I just got my tail highlighted!" Rainbow Dash yelled as she flew around the room in circles causing Princess to scream in alarm while she held on for dear life. Angel and Stitch noticed the golden Keyblade on Princess' dress pocket and crawled over to get it. And they did.
"Hey, hey, that's mine!"
Princess attempted to hit them but only missed. The leader of thieves eventually lost her grip on Rainbow Dash and didn't realize it until it was too late. Princess tried to fly but fell toward the ground and landed in a statue of a bent stalagmite. The oddly shaped natural wonder quickly broke off sending Princess crashing along with it.
"Score 1 for Team Good Guys!" Kairi exclaimed. "Now let's get back to the capital!" Of course after a successful night the gang made a quick retreat to the doors. Princess ordered the thieves try to close them to stop the heroes but Rainbow Dash did her iconic Sonic Rainboom and flew right at the nick of time.
The gang cheered as their pony companion flew gracefully threw the trees and naturally dodged trolls and other scary things that go bump in the night. Kairi grinned as she started to see glimpse of a familiar city that she and her friends grew to know and love. And this is where our story begins.
Me: It took me all day yesterday but it was wroth it. :)
Kairi: I'm happy you started work again.
Rika: (Gives a skeptic look towards Q-A) You will not take 'too' long on this one right?
Me: . I'll try my best. I hope you guys can tell where most of these characters come from 'cause I'm too tired to explain. -_- I NEED SLEEP!
Keep on Writin' and Rockin'