Since it was a tie between humor and smutty, and thanks to Jay aka Jordan and Floodtail- AKA Floody, I'm writing both.
I wrote the smutty one first, then this one, but posted them on different days so I wasn't posting two things in one day and getting confused.
The prompt for the humor is as follows:
Hollywood Arts throws a Halloween Dance/Party, and everyone has to dress up as their favorite movie character. Tori goes as Katy Perry (it'll end up counting because Kay Perry has her documentary, at least I think it's a documentary), Jade goes as Tawny Walker Black from 'The Scissoring', and I don't know about the others yet. During the dance, Tori and Jade end up winning 'Best Couple Costume', though their costume's aren't related, and share a dance in front of the school, which gets cut short when Sinjin makes a comment and Jade chases him around the school. Jori is already together, no other couples determined yet, though I might throw in Puckentine and Brina.
Pairings are Jori, Puckentine, Brina, and Carly/André. (I don't know what to call the Carly/André pairing. I'd use Candre, but that's the name for Cat/André.)
The title isn't alluding to anything 'frightful', it's actually just the name of the Halloween dance.
This is longer than the smutty one, simply because I didn't want to jump into the dance. I wanted to add how each character comes up with their costume idea.
Tori's outfit is based on Katy Perry's outfit in her music video 'Roar'. I've never seen the video, I'm only basing it off of pics I found online.
Disclaimer: Don't own.
No POV
"Hello class!" Sikowitz calls, walking in through the door in the front of his class. "It's a wonderful Friday, isn't it?" He asks, tossing his bag aside like he usually does, coconut in hand.
"No. The Halloween decorations suck, no one's dressed scary, and the barista got my coffee order wrong." Jade says from beside her girlfriend Tori, sending a glare at the teacher.
"Not everyone likes scary, Jade. We have enough of that with you." Sikowitz says with a smile, ignoring the glare from the Goth. "Anyone else have anything to say about Halloween?" He asks the rest of the class.
"Can I invite my Northridge girls to the dance tonight?" Rex asks, bouncing on Robbie's leg.
"No." Sikowitz and the gang says to the puppet, Jade's more of a yell than anything else.
"You know you love Northridge girls." Rex says, 'looking' at the others.
"Only if I'm allowed to recreate every gory death scene in the most popular horror movies ever created." Jade says in a deadpan. "And the only girl I love is Vega." She adds, giving her tanned girlfriend a seductive look.
"Jade. No mating in school." Sikowitz warns, looking at Jade.
"We're not animals." Tori says with a blush, looking away.
"You have your moments." Jade says, smirking.
"ANYWAY!" Sikowitz says, cutting off whatever Tori was about to say to defend herself. "Now, tonight is Hollywood Art's first ever Halloween dance. Allow me to introduce to you all, 'Halloween Fright Night'!" He says jovially, arms up, as a poster unfurls from behind him, the string keeping it rolled up undone by Sikowitz's arms, showing a large Jack O'Lantern with zombies and witches around it.
"That's the poster?" André asks, staring at the poster, an eyebrow raised critically.
"Yes. I made it myself." Sikowitz says with pride, smiling at the class.
"Can I use my scissors to make it better?" Jade asks simply, already pulling her scissors, a shining silver pair with blood red handles, from her boots.
"Give me." Tori says, not looking at Jade, her hand out.
"Fine. You're lucky you give mind blowing orgasms." Jade says, setting the scissors in Tori's hand.
"JADE!" Tori yells, hitting Jade's shoulder.
"Ooh, details please." Rex says, eyeing the two girls.
"Give me those back." Jade says, snapping the scissors from Tori's hand, aiming to throw them at Rex.
"Throw those and I tell my dad about how you get in the house all the time." Tori warns just before Jade flings her arm forward and releases the scissors.
"Before Rex gets too excited or Jade destroys someone or something, let's go over the dance tonight." Sikowitz says, pulling the scissors out of Jade's hand and setting them on top of his bag. "Now, Principle Helen has asked-slash-ordered me to tell all of you that you must come in costume. There are three big categories for prizes. Well, only three. I didn't bother making anymore." He says, erasing the drawing of a room from the white board.
"Can we dress up as anyone, or anything, we want?" Jade asks as Sikowitz erases everything on the board.
"I'm getting to that." Sikowitz says, turning to face the class. "Now, the first category is Most Original, which means no using a costume seen a thousand times before." He says, writing the category down on the white board. "Second, Most Opposite Couples Costume', which is where the two costumes of the couple have nothing to do with each other, like Jade dressing up as a demon and Tori dressing up as an angel, they don't really commingle, if you catch my drift." He says, eyeing the two girls.
"What if we come as two pairs of scissors stuck together where the blades are spread apart and meeting at where the blades meet?" Jade asks, smirking.
"As or say anything sexual again, and I'm setting up an alarm on my window." Tori threatens, smiling when Jade gives her a worried look. "Continue, Sikowitz."
"And the final category is 'Best Couples Costume', where the costumes match and look well done, not hastily thrown on at the last possible second." Sikowitz says, writing down the category on the board. "And she also told me that all costumes must be from a movie, television show, or the like." He says, writing the rule down.
"Can I dress up as Glinda The Good Witch?" Cat asks with a hopeful look, staring at Sikowitz.
"Is she in a movie, television show, or the like?" Jade asks sarcastically, groaning a bit when Tori elbows her side.
"Yeah. She's in the 'Wizard Of Oz', remember?" Cat asks, not catching the sarcasm from Jade.
"Of course she remembers. She wants to dress as the Wicked Witch Of The West, don't you Jade?" Tori asks, quick to interrupt anything Jade would try to say.
"Ooh, and Tori could be Dorothy, André could be the Cowardly Lion, Beck the Tin Man, Robbie the Scarecrow, I know someone for the Wizard, and I know a dog who could be Toto." Cat says quickly, grabbing her phone to send a text.
"Put your phone away, or I shave every hair off your body and wax it, then find a way to prevent you from ever growing it back." Jade warns, glaring at the redhead.
"Phooey." Cat says, putting her phone away and holding her hair with her hand, keeping a cautious look in Jade's direction.
"One more threat, and I'm rooming with Trina." Tori says, using another threat on Jade.
"You wouldn't dare." Jade says, snapping her head to Tori, eyes and tone showing the slight hear if that would happen.
"Try me." Tori says, not backing down.
"I think I should chime in before something bad happens." Sikowitz says, staring at the two girls. "You know what, I have a lot to do for the dance tonight, so class dismissed. Go home and work on your costumes. Doors open for the dance at 7:30." He says, climbing out the window, leaving his bag behind.
"Not without these." Jade says quickly, grabbing her scissors before following Cat out the door.
"How about we all meet up at my house by 6:30? That way, any last minute prep work can be taken care of a bit better." Tori suggests as she heads to her locker to exchange her books. "What about the rest of our classes? It's only first period." She says, opening her locker as Jade leans against the locker beside Tori's 'Make It Shine' locker.
"Fine by me." Jade says, checking over her scissors. "I'll stop by my house to grab my costume then meet at yours. I'll need your help with some of the stuff. And who cares about our classes. They all suck anyway." She says as everyone else nods in agreement to the first part.
"Will any of it be me helping you with your costume, or us having sex while no one's home?" Tori asks as the others head to their lockers.
"Sex first, then costume. We'll need to shower anyway." Jade says in a sexy whisper, leaning forward a bit. "Though we might have to take a second shower before getting dressed." She says, pecking Tori's lips. "Meet me at my car in five minutes." She says, walking away.
"I don't think we'll be getting ready in time for the others." Tori mumbles, closing her locker.
-At The Vega House-
Sure enough, when the gang walks in a little after seven, Tori and Jade are still 'getting ready'. Thankfully, it was Cat who caught them since the guys stayed downstairs and made themselves comfortable.
When Cat walks into Tori's room to find them, she catches Tori and Jade in a mutual oral satisfaction position, letting out a giggle at the two girls not knowing she's there.
"CAT!" Jade yells, making little move to cover herself from Cat's prying eyes as Tori shuffles to hide herself with her blanket.
"It's not my fault you're not ready yet." Cat says, again giggling. "I recommend you shower and get dressed before the guys come looking for you." She says, walking out. "Ooh, and you might want to hurry up and get each other off. Hee hee." She says, closing the door and leaving.
"I hate when she just walks in." Jade says, ripping the blanket off of Tori. "Think we can get each other off quickly, or did Cat completely ruin the mood?" She asks with a sexy smirk.
"The mood is as dead as Trina's chances with Johnny Depp." Tori says, rolling off her bed and grabbing her bra and panties. "I'm gonna shower and put on my costume, you do the same." She says, heading for her en suite bathroom.
"Ooh, sounds fun." Jade says, following Tori to the half-Latina's bathroom, making no move to cover herself.
"You use the one in the hallway. Get there quickly in case Cat or the guys come up." Tori says, closing the bathroom door behind her and locking it, hoping Jade doesn't pick the lock.
"Fine." Jade says, putting her shirt and skirt on, grabbing her strapless bra and underwear.
A half hour later, Tori and Jade are back in Tori's room, both in their bras and panties, doing each others' make up.
"Could you please put a robe on? You're nipples are very visible." Tori says as Jade does her eye make up, the pale girl's breasts, and nipples, in the tanned girl's face.
"No, I'm good." Jade says, finishing the make up. "Finish my make up, and we can get dressed." Jade says, sitting down beside Tori.
"Fine. Let me tell the other's we'll be a while first." Tori says, grabbing her phone and sending a quick text. After getting various messages back from her friends, Cat's telling her to 'be quiet', Tori finishes up Jade's make up. "There, not put your dress on Tawni." Tori says a few moments later after finishing the eye shadow.
"You got it Katy." Jade says, standing up and heading for Tori's closet, where her Tawni Walker Black dress is hung up. "I can't believe you're wearing this outfit of hers." Jade says, eyeing Tori's Katy Perry outfit.
"What's wrong with it?" Tori asks, grabbing the wig.
"You look like a slutty Tarzan." Jade says, watching as Tori puts on the raven black wig, matching Katy Perry's hair from her 'Roar' music video.
"I do not look slutty." Tori says, glaring at her girlfriend. "And it's Jade, not Tarzan." She says with a 'humph' to Jade.
"It's a leopard print strip of cloth tied between your tits, which are small in comparison to Katy's, by the way, and a grass skirt." Jade says, eyeing the top. "And how can you wear a bra? The top doesn't have straps." She says, watching as Tori grabs the top.
"I'm taking the bra off." Tori says, glaring at Jade. "I just put the bra on so you wouldn't try to grab them all day. Now turn around so I can put the top on without you grabbing me." She says, turning around herself.
"You still didn't say anything about the comparison." Jade says smugly as she turns around, stepping into the bloody wedding dress.
"Since when do you care about my boob size?" Tori asks, dropping the bra and quickly tying the top on, putting the arm bands on her forearms. "I thought you loved having the bigger tits between us?" She asks, putting the bracelets on.
"I do, but I know you like big tits, and I figured you would've made it look like you have bigger tits to fill out the outfit better." Jade says, zipping up the zipper, as much as she could. "Zip me up." She says, taking a few steps back.
"Fine. And I'm not giving myself bigger tits for the costume. If anyone has a problem, I'll let you deal with them." Tori says, zipping up the rest of the zipper. "Hand my the sandles." She tells Jade, pointing to the small Roman style sandles by her closet.
"I thought she was barefoot?" Jade asks, grabbing the sandles as Tori puts the grass skirt on, making sure it's tight enough not to fall off, but loose enough not to constrict her waist.
"She is, but I'm not walking around barefoot." Tori says, taking the sandles from Jade and putting them on. "Ready?" She asks, watching as Jade grabs the scissors Cat gave her for Christmas a while ago, the scissors from 'The Scissoring' and puts them in the waist of the dress.
"Yep." Jade says, putting her black combat boots on and tying them up. "Put a jacket on." She tells her as they go to leave.
"Why?" Tori asks, looking over the outfit. "Is something wrong with it?" She asks, looking back to Jade.
"No, but I don't want Beck or André, or Robbie for that matter, to stare at you all night." Jade says, staring at Tori.
"I'll be fine. No one'll say anything because they know you'll kill them, especially in that outfit." Tori says with a small laugh, walking past her.
"I'll kill them no matter what." Jade says with a smirk, following Tori.
A short moment later, the two girls walk down and stare at the four teens on the Vega couches, watching 'The Corpse Bride'.
Cat, who earlier was wearing a trench coat to hide her costume, is dressed as Elsa from 'Frozen', her usual red hair dyed white for the costume, something Jade and Tori didn't notice when she walked in on them earlier.
Robbie is sitting beside her, dressed as a mad scientist, his black afro-like hair now spiked up and dyed gray, Rex missing, thankfully.
André is dressed as Wolverine, from the first X-Men movie, and his girlfriend, Carly Shay, going dressed as Jean Grey.
And last but not least, Beck is dressed as Batman, half of a couple costume he came up with his secret girlfriend Trina, who's going to be dressed as Catwoman.
"Where are Sam and Carly?" Tori asks as she and Jade go to the living room.
"They're at the apartment getting ready. They'll meet us here soon." Cat says, watching Johnny Depp's character play with his deceased dog's skeleton.
"What's Sam going to be dressed as?" Jade asks, heading to the kitchen to grab a cup of coffee.
"Anna." Cat says, eyes on the movie.
"Wait, your couple's costume is Elsa and Anna from 'Frozen', the sisters?" Tori asks, confused, staring Cat.
"Uh-huh." Cat says, refusing to look away. "Now shh. He's playing with his puppy." She adds, shushing Tori.
About ten minutes later, Tori opens the door after hearing a knock, letting the two girls, Carly and Sam, in. "Everybody ready?" Tori asks as Carly goes and sits on Andre's lap, dressed as the Catwoman from 'The Dark Knight Rises'.
"You got any ham?" Sam, dressed as Anna, asks from beside Cat.
"There's ham and other kinds of food at Hollywood Arts. Let's go." Jade says, finishing her coffee. "NOW!" She yells when only Tori moves towards the door.
"Calm down, Jade. We got time." Sam says, standing up and helping Cat up, giving her girlfriend a quick peck on the lips.
"Never. Tell. Me. To. Calm. Down." Jade says slowly, glaring at the Disney princess dressed Seattleites roommate of Cat's.
"No fighting, or I'm switching every song on your Pearpod to songs Trina sang." Tori warns, both girls, before Sam can say anything in response.
"How is that a threat?" "You wouldn't." Sam and Jade say respectively, the Goth a hint of fear where the natural blonde says with confusion.
"It's a threat because my sister sings as well as cat's fighting, and yes I would." Tori tells Sam, then Jade. "Let's go. I want to see what Sikowitz did with the Asphalt Cafe." She says with a smile, opening the door.
"I thought Jade was supposed to be the mean one?" Cat asks, arm hooked with Sam's, as they leave the Vega house.
"I learned from the best." Tori says, grabbing Jade around the waist.
"Yeah you did." Jade says with an insinuative tone.
Ten minutes later, four of that spent with everyone fighting over who goes with who, the group arrive at Hollywood Arts, the eldest Vega sister already there. "I'm gonna look around the inside." Beck says with an odd tone, heading into the school.
"Does he think we don't know he's dating Trina?" Tori asks, watching Beck go.
"Who knows. Let him think what he wants." Jade says, walking towards Festus and the Grub Truck. "I'm getting a soda." She says, pulling Tori with her.
Waiting in the short line at the Grub Truck, Jade and Tori give each other quick kisses while the people in front decide on what they want.
"How can I help you buddies?" Festus asks, interrupting the girls.
"What do you have that looks like blood?" Jade asks, holding Tori close.
"We have Mountain Dew Code Red and cherry Kool-aid." Festus answers with a smile.
"Give me some Mountain Dew. What do you want Vega?" Jade asks, turning from Festus to Tori.
"Same." Tori answers as Festus grabs the cups to pour the soda.
"Hey Jade." The girls hear from behind them. Turning around, they see Sinjin dressed in a tux, fake blood splattered over it. "Would you like to be my bloody bride?" He asks, getting too close to Jade.
"Walk away and change into something else, or the blood covering that tux won't be fake." Jade warns with a low growl, sending a glare to the boy.
Without a word, Sinjin turns and leaves quickly, not seeing the smirk Jade sends him.
"Here are your drinks, buddies." Festus says, sticking out the window of the Grub Truck, two cups in hand.
"Thanks. What do we owe you?" Tori asks, grabbing a small change purse from inside the grass skirt.
"All drinks are free tonight." Festus says.
"Oh. Thanks. See you Monday Festus." Tori says when Jade starts to drag her away.
"Why do you always act nice to him?" Jade asks, sipping her soda.
"I'm not acting, and I figure it's best to be nice to the guy who makes our food." Tori says, smiling to Jade.
"Hello everybody." Sikowitz says over the microphone, catching everyone's attention, from the small stage set above the Asphalt Cafe, dressed in a Hawaiian shirt and grass hula skirt.
"Hi!" Cat calls with a big smile and wave.
"I would like to announce the four couples for the 'Best Couple' category." Sikowitz announces, not even five minutes into the night, barely anyone in the Ashalt except for the gang and a few shruggers.
"Isn't this way too early for this?" Tori asks as Sikowitz names the couples, which are Sam and Cat, Carly and André, Beck and Trina (who came out as Sikowitz was talking, holding hands), and Tori and Jade.
"And the winners are...!" Sikowitz announces, opening an envelope. "TORI AND JADE AS TAWNI WALKER BLACK AND KATY PERRY IN HER 'ROAR' MUSIC VIDEO!" He yells into the microphone, laughing joyfully.
"WE'RE NOT DRESSED IN COUPLES COSTUMES!" Jade yells, glaring at Sikowitz.
"But you are a couple, and that's good enough for me." Sikowitz says, walking towards them. "Since Jade is most likely the man in the relationships, she gets the crown." He says, still into the microphone, as he puts a black crown with dark purple material on Jade's head. "And we all know Tori is definitely the woman." He says, making no move to move the microphone, as he takes out a tiara, matching the purple of the crown, and puts it on Tori's head.
"Did I miss something?" Carly asks, staring at Sikowitz and Tori and Jade.
"It's Sikowitz. It's just how he is." André assures his girlfriend.
As Sikowitz puts the crown and tiara on Jade and Tori, the rest of the gang watch and fight the urge to laugh at the angry look in Jade's eyes, and the shocked one in Tori's.
"I'll be your king Jade." Sinjin says, walking up to Jade and attempting to take the crown from Jade's head, something the others know won't end well.
"Run, Sinjin." Tori warns, eyes still wide in shock.
"NEVER. TOUCH. ME!" Jade screeches, eyes burning with anger and Sinjin.
"Don't kill me!" Sinjin calls out as he runs away, screaming in terror.
"I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A STICK, SINJIN!" Jade calls after him, running after him at full speed, her scissors in hand.
"Oh, God. This won't end well." André says, watching the shocked Tori and pissed beyond anyone's knowledge Jade.
"I think she made me pee again." Cat says, curled up against Sam, watching where Jade ran.
"We're what?" Tori finally says, staring at nothing.
Hope this was funny, or at least, parts of it were. I guess I lied when I said the name of the one-shot doesn't mean anything. I'm pretty sure Sinjin is filled with fright, and Jade being Jade won't help things, I'm sure.
I look forward to your reviews.
Blessed Be.