DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING
Today I'm going to New Africa with my father. I thought that "New" meant like, robotic hippos or something. Nope, just regular ones and smelly ones, although, they might be the same. What New Africa ACTUALLY means is they added like, a bunch of observatory towers and research centers. Aren't those just zoos and stuff? Anyway, I was staying with my father at a hotel for a week for "Bonding" time. All my father does 6 days is write blogs for his website. And the last day we go to some cheesy Kodak moment and look like we actually had fun. But this time, he promised we'd have fun, and just to prove our fun was legitimate, I pretended I wanted to go on an actual safari that cost, like, $275 a ticket. Plus, I made him by the tickets in front of mom, so there's no way he's not going. He's one of those people that don't waste a cent in their pocket. Hmpff, that'll show 'em. When we got to the hotel, my father acted all cool since he's a famous blogger in America. New Africa on the other hand, not so much.