Its five years since Sasuke has returned to Konoha. (That makes everyone except lee, Tenten, and Neji, around 20). Everyone has seemingly forgiven him because a) he killed Orochimaru, b) he killed Itachi, and c) to be safe he also killed the rest of Akatsuki. While sitting under a tree, Sasuke wonders in an ooc manner, "will anyone ever love me…for my clan's sake" (to regain his macho man feeling again)

As the Uchiha was thinking, a lavender and indigo figure had ran past him in an awkward fashion, but who the hell was it? (Of course it's Hinata, bitches). His emo self had let curiosity get to him and decided to go and see who had dared to create a breeze on this windless day. The blur was nowhere in sight, seeing as how he was walking, but he followed the smell of herbal shampoo. Sasuke followed the aroma into the now famous ICHIRAKU RAMEN BAR. The Uchiha lifted the curtain and saw Naruto with a frazzled Hinata Hyuga. They were simply eating ramen, well Naruto was. Hinata was apologizing profusely for arriving half a minute late. "That's okay baby," Naruto said while smacking her on her butt,"Just don't do it again."

At the feeling of a hand on her butt, Hinata instantly spit out the little bit of soup she had in her mouth and glared furiously at Naruto. He was oblivious. They had never officially started going out but as of this moment she felt like "a pimp and his crack whore." (Thank you Lily Allen) Unknown to the, Sasuke has already taken the seat on the other side of Naruto and was just getting to his ramen. "That's not how you treat a lady, dobe" replied Sasuke, "let alone your girlfriend."

"We're not Dating!" replied the two in unison.

"Oh sorry, it's just with that ass tap..."

And with that Hinata got up, paid for her ramen, and stormed out.

"Thanks teme, My ONLY chance with the hottest girl in Konoha just went from slim to none!" said Naruto

"Dobe, she's liked you since the academy, you finally get her and the first thing you do is smack he ass!" said Sasuke

"Hey, that firm, hard ass!" yelled Naruto

Sasuke just rolled his coal colored eyes and went back to his mediocre ramen.

"Argh, now I have to take my chances with S-A-K-U-R-A!" was all Naruto could bare to mutter. (SAKURA BASHING YAY!!!!!) He acted as if the letters of her name were made of the same venom her body was made of. Sasuke just laughed (occ .).

Sadly Naruto had already dated Ino and didn't like it. He also wasn't about to hit on forbidden territory. (ShikaMari, NegiTen) Naruto is dumb but not that dumb.

"Where o Where have all the other hot girls gone, o where o where can they be" loudly sang Naruto

"I know," said Sasuke" -

guess what it s until next week

- Ms. Naruto-Fan