Also, I'd like to note that I do not own ABC's One Life to Live or the characters and I will NOT be receiving any payment whatsoever for writing this story. It is intended for entertainment purposes only.
~*Llanfair*~
It was Valentine's Day, and Todd was hosting a huge party at Vicki's. He had invited half of Llanview. Todd was preparing the snacks in the kitchen. There were heart-shaped cookies, cherry-red punch, and other tasty goodies. Todd was helping himself to a few of the refreshments as he got everything ready for the party. "Todd, what do you think you are doing?" Tina gasped when she walked in to see him gobbling down a cookie.
"What does it look like I am doing? I'm eating a heart-shaped cookie!" Todd growled.
"Those are for the party! Don't ask me to ever help you decorate for a party again, Todd!" Tina grumbled.
"Then tell your dog to keep her little furry butt off my party favors!" yelled Todd.
"You know what? You're really annoying! Vicki should have kicked you out months ago! You're not my brother!" As she complained, Tina hit Todd over the head with a wooden spoon. He howled in pain.
Just then the doorbell rang, signalling that the first guests had arrived. Tina got all excited and did a little dance around the kitchen. "The guests are here!" she cried out.
"Well, go answer the door then. I am gonna finish up here in the kitchen. I'll be out in a sec," Todd said with a litttle smirk. After Tina left to answer the door, Todd pulled out the two little vials labeled "Love Potion." They had arrived in the mail about a week ago with a card that said, *Serve this potion in the beverage of your choice and you will immediately be irrestistable to the opposite sex.*
"A lot of hot babes are gonna be here tonight. I haven't had sex in EIGHT long years, but I am gonna get me some tonight," Todd stated with a naughty little grin.
Todd withdrew the red vial from the envelope and carefully uncorked it. As he whistled merrily, he began pouring it into the punch. He was in the middle of pouring when someone walked into the kitchen. He looked up to see Marty catching him being bad.
"Todd, what the hell are you pouring into the punch?" Marty demanded.
"Ohhh it's nothing!" Todd denied, immediately hiding the vial behind his back.
"Let me see that!" Marty insisted as she tried to grab his hand.
"No!" he exclaimed, dropping the vial as she attempted to take it from him. Unfortunately, the partially-filled vial had landed in David Vicker's doggy bowl.
"Todd, I saw you putting something in the punch!" Marty accused him.
"No, I didn't. I'm a good boy," he denied.
"You don't have a good bone in your body."
"Hey, Marty, would you like some punch?" he asked her with a smirk as he used a crystal laddle to dip her up a cup of the bright red liquid.
Marty folded her arms across her chest. "No, I don't think so," she responded with a frown.
"DAMN!" Todd groaned in disappointment. Unfortunately, it didn't look as though he'd get to try out the potency of the potion on Marty. If there was one woman he wanted to be irrestistable to; it was her.
"What's the matter, Todd?" she asked when she saw the crushed look on his face.
"Nothin'," he said with a little pout as he hid the pink vial in his pocket. Later he would slip a little bit of the potion into Marty's drink. By the end of the night, he vowed, she was gonna be his.
~*Irene's Compound*~
Meanwhile at Irene Manning's compound, she was working on a new secret concoction. As she poured different combinations of chemicals into test tubes, she was hoping to come up with the perfect potion to aid her in her sinister plans. "What are you working on, your evilness?" Agent Baker asked her.
"Something that will kill my son Todd and all his friends and family!" responded Irene with a wicked cackle.
"Wait? Didn't you already make that deadly potion? It was in the little pink and red vials, right? The ones that were labeled 'Love Potion?'" Agent Baker questioned.
"No, you dimwit! That was an experimental potion I prepared to make Mitch Lawrence fall madly in love with me!" Irene cried out.
"Ohhh shit! I thought that the Love Potion in the vials was what you wanted me to send to your son Todd for his party he's having in Llanview. I mailed the vials to him anonymously about a week ago."
"You stupid shit-head! You are going to turn half of Llanview into horny, love-starved fools!" Irene screeched as she broke a test tube over Agent Baker's head in her violent fury.
"I'm sorry," Agent Baker snivelled.
"Did you send him all of the vials?" demanded Irene.
"No, there's one left..." He held up the tiny vial as Irene glared at him.
"Drink it!" Irene screamed at him.
"But, your meanness..." he said in a sob.
"Drink it now... or I'll kill you!" she ordered.