Hello everyone! Welcome to my first story! I actually wrote this a few years ago along with a friend. We each wrote every other sentence. Please note that I wrote this years ago, as well as with a friend, so do not expect this to be, you know... great writing. It's simply meant to be humorous, not necessarily logical or exciting. I can assure you the Knights of the Triangular Table will be way better. Now, without further ado, I present... The Angry Jynx. Enjoy.
One day, Pikachu took a walk. He decided to go visit Dragonite. He had to take a boat to Johto. But the boat got stuck. The captain instructed everyone to take a life jacket, but all of the jackets were to small for Pikachu. Pikachu fell through one of them and landed on Kyogre. Fortunately, they were friends. But the Corsola didn't like Kyogre. But they were scared of it. But one baby Corsola hit Kyogre with a rock. Kyogre didn't notice.
Dragonite noticed that Pikachu was late. Pikachu explained that the boat stopped, no life jacket fit him, he got a Jynx in the Ice Path mad… The Jynx was waiting for Pikachu to come out of Dragonite's house. Pikachu better stay for now. Jynx got mad and froze Mahogany Town. The abandoned Team Rocket base exploded. Too bad Ash left his Pokédex in there.
The explosion caused a worldwide tremor and got some legendary Pokemon angry… Like Arceus, who attacked Kanto (Prof. Oak didn't know what an Arceus was). But Groudon was angrier because it's his job to create tremors. So Sootopolis City sank underwater. Then Groudon used his powers to find out what caused the quake.
Pikachu had accidentally summoned Rayquazza. Rayquazza, Groudon, and Kyogre agreed to destroy Jynx. There was only one thing for Jynx to do: PANIC! But then it realized that Ice- type moves were supereffective against Groudon and Rayquazza, so it called all of the Jynx and Swinub in the Ice Path to help. But they didn't know Entei was coming. In fact, no one knew Entei was coming except Entei because Entei knows where Entei's going, but Entei didn't know what was at Blackthorn City.
A Suicune was angry at everybody for no apparent reason. He destroyed what remained of Kanto. Everyone in Kanto sailed to Cinnabar Island and the Seafoam Islands. Meanwhile, Pikachu and Dragonite were having a good time, unaware of anything going on outside… Dragonite was making cookies when all of a sudden Mewtwo woke up. Dragonite didn't notice.
Suddenly, something bumped the house. Pikachu went to see what it was. It was Raiku, who was scared of Groudon. Pikachu asked Kyogre what was going on. In the middle of freezing a Jynx with Sheer Cold, he explained everything that went on from the moment Pikachu and Dragonite went inside. Pikachu got scared but Dragonite didn't hear the story, so it yelled and everyone except Pikachu and Kyogre fainted. Pikachu and Kyogre both freaked out and fainted.
Dragonite looked into the distance and saw an angry hoard of Magnezone. Right behind were millions of Magneton and Magnemite. Finally in the back were a bunch of Ryperior. Dragonite approached them, but when they saw him standing in the middle of a bunch of fainted Pokémon, they ran away faster than they had come. Dragonite only wanted to give them some cookies.
And that's the end... I told you what to expect, and that's what you got. I only posted this because I've been promising some people a story, and the one I'm writing is turning out to be longer than I thought it would. So, see ya with the Knights! Squawck!