"Angel I'm bored!"

The professor stomped around like a small child.

"Come on baby let's go do something!"

The drag queen continued to paint his toes with military like precision.

"Not right now lover, I'm busy."

Collins grabbed his beanie and threw it on the floor.

"But you painted your toes yesterday!"

"I know but I'm touching them up so they'll be even more fabulous."

"Aaaaannnnnggggeeelll!"

Angel almost knocked over the bottle of polish. "Thomas Collins stop acting like a little child! Go to Mark's if you're that bored! Go bother them!"

"But I want to be with yoooouuuuu!"

"Well lover you're going to have to wait I'm trying to make myself gorgeous, not that I don't have much to do."

The professor was clearly mad now. "Come on babe it's a beautiful day outside! Let's go play!" With this he began to nuzzle Angel's neck which made him squeal. "Tom stop it!"

"Why?"

"You're going to make me fuck up my nails. Stop it! Don't you have papers to grade or something?"

Collins sat down on the floor crossing his arms as a 5-year-old would. "NO! I finished that!"

Angel looked up from his toes. "Honestly Tom you're acting like a child. I'm not in love with a child am I?"

Collins eyed the gorgeous drag queen and stuck his tongue out. Angel shook his head. "Man Tom, you need to get out."

"That's why I'm trying to get you out!"

"But I'm busy!"

With that Collins left the room. Angel sighed a content sigh and continued to paint his toe nails.

About an hour went by and Collins came into the room again. He walked up the drag queen who was reading a book. The professor sat down next to Angel and began to trail his way up his skirt.

Angel put the book down."Lover, what are you doing?"

"I want to make love to you."

"Well baby I'm reading my book."

Collins grabbed the book and threw it toward the edge of the bed. Angel followed the trail of the book. "Tom what the hell was that-"

The professor jumped on top of Angel which made her scream. "HEY!"

"Angel I love you."

The drag queen tried to fix his wig all the while Collins was laying on him. "I love you too babe, but don't do that my hair might get messed up."

He began to kiss Angel's neck passionately. "But I want you."

"Honey that's really good and all but I was getting to a really good part in the book. We'll make love later."

Collins got up and stomped around. "NOOOOOOOOOO!"

Angel got up off the bed and adjusted his clothes. "Oh my goodness if you're going to act like this I'm going to the park to read."

"NOOOOO!"

Just as Angel was about to leave and walk out the door. "ANGEL!"

The drag queen panicked when she heard her lovers' cry. He ran back toward the room. "Baby! Baby what is it!"

Collins was grabbing his heart and began rocking back and forth. "Angel baby help me!"

Angel screamed in utter terror. "Oh my God baby what is it! TOM WHAT IS IT!"

The professor said barely audibly. "My heart Angel, call an ambulance."

Angel leaned in so she could hear his boyfriend better. "What baby? I can't hear you. What did you say?"

Collins leaned into Angel still grabbing onto his chest. "APRIL FOOLS!"

But Angel was in no laughing mood. "Tom that shit was NOT funny."

The professor did one of his signature turns and blocked the doorway. "You still love me."

"Not anymore." Angel muttered.

This time Collins stopped in his tracks, Angel sounded extremely serious.

Collins walked after Angel grabbing his wrist. "Hey their girl, I was just kidding."

Angel wouldn't talk back to him. "Angel, you know I was kidding. You don't love me any more?"

Tears began to spring into the professors' eyes as Angel said "No Tom I don't. I was going to tell you for a while but I didn't have the heart."

Collins looked down. "I see."

Just then Angel quickly turned around, jumping on him and screaming "APRIL FOOLS!"