Hey guys! So I know I usually just do PJO (Percy Jackson and the Olympians) fanfiction, but I had this idea and it kept bugging me until I wrote it down. Don't worry, I will continue writing The Ghost That's not Really Dead since that's my top priority, but this just sounded so cute.

My inspiration came when I saw some stores about Perry being human. I honestly didn't really like it that much, but then I had this idea. And I think it's pretty cool. I think I'll have it be in Perry's POV with some Vanessa POV mixed in. So without further ado, I give you… The Animal Accident!

REMEMBER: THIS IS RATED T FOR A REASON!

Disclaimer: I don't own Phineas and Ferb. But I do love that show! :)

Perry POV

I was in another silly contraption set up by Dr. Doofenshmirtz. This one so happened to be an animal cage. It was ironic since I, Perry, am a platypus. I sat there in my brown fedora hat listening to another evil scheme of Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

"…and that's why I hate people Perry the Platypus. They're just so mean to me! Animals are way better. Eh… except for you Perry the Platypus… But you're my nemesis! We're supposed to hate each other." Doofenshmirtz paused and looked at me for a second. I just stared blankly back. "I don't know why I'm still talking to you. I need to fire up my Animal-inator." He turned around, "Now where is that plug?"

I rolled my eyes and began picking the lock on the cage. Seriously Dr. D, when are you going to get more challenging? It took less than fifteen seconds for me to pick the lock. Doofenshmirtz had just found the plug when I gave him my famous jumping kick from behind. He fell to the ground with an, "Oof!" while I landed gracefully and silently in a crouch.

I watched as Doofenshmirtz gingerly got up off the floor. "You…you escaped?" No duh, Sherlock. "No matter…" I saw it coming before he even moved. I did a back flip and landed perfectly balanced on the animal cage before Doofenshmirtz could even fire the Animal-inator at me. This continued for a while, Doofenshmirtz trying (and failing) to get me while I dodged out of his grasp every time. Once we even started sword fighting with swordfish. How on earth did we get swordfish?

Then, I finally saw my chance. I dove between Doofenshmirtz's legs and ran for the inator. But right when I was about to push the self-destruct button (Dr. D will never learn) his infuriating daughter just so happened to slam the door open causing me to jam my bill painfully into the door.

Don't get me wrong, I very much like Vanessa. But I knew that being the daughter of an evil scientist isn't a very healthy influence. One day, she's going to choose evil, I just know it. And since she's way smarter than her father… The other thing I hate is when she walks in on her father and I fighting, she doesn't help. She just leaves! How on earth can someone try to be good when they don't even help the good guy! And then there's the fact that I think I broke my bill. But other than those things, I guess she's okay. For an evil scientist's daughter at least.

"Dad… What are you doing?" She was wearing her usual. Black skinny jeans, a black shirt, and black combat boots. Her long brown hair tumbled over her shoulders while her brown eyes darted from me, to Doofenshmirtz, back to me, and then back to her father.

"Vanessa!" Doofenshmirtz ran up to hug his daughter. "You helped me catch Perry the Platypus!" He bent down to pick me up. I tried wriggling out of his grasp, but it didn't work.

"I-I did?" Vanessa looked astonished and torn. I gave her a look that said, 'Help me!' But of course, she just stood there.

Doofenshmirtz nodded, "Yes, I'm so proud of you girl! You're first evil act!" He smiled for a bit before walking toward the inator. "Come on Vanessa, help me with this."

I heard the echo of her boots slowly walking after her father. I gave up on struggling. I'll just get out of any trap he'll put me in anyway.

"What are you going to do with him?" Vanessa's voice was soft. She sounded a bit scared.

Doofenshmirtz laughed, "Why, I'm going to kill him!"

My eyes widened. I could hear Vanessa's intake of breath, but my mind wasn't concentrating on anything trivial anymore. My heart started pounding and I began to thrash around in Doofenshmirtz arms. Something told me he wasn't kidding. I have to get out of here! I can't die, I'm still too young! What about Phineas and Ferb? I can't leave them! I need to get out of here! Where's the exit! I was frantic. I accidentally kicked Doofenshmirtz in the eye. Screw accidentally, LET ME GO YOU MONSTER! I didn't say that, of course. Platypuses can't talk. But the voice inside my head was getting very horse.

"Ouch! Stop that Perry the Platypus! I'm going to make your death as painless as possible and this is how you repay me? That's very rude!"

"B-But dad, you can't kill him!" Vanessa seemed to be running to catch back up with her father.

"Sure I can," Doofenshmirtz threw me on a platform. I immediately got up and tried to run away, but the light that was surrounding me burned my hand the minute I touched it. I couldn't escape, light was all around me. I was trapped and I began to panic.

"It's no use Perry the Dead-A-Pus. You won't be able to leave. This light traps all living animals encased in it. Not humans though. If I was to go in there, I would be able to walk out without a scratch. Now stay still." He began to aim at me with the Animal-inator. I most certainly did not stay still.

"Dad!" Vanessa seemed to be in tears. "You can't k-kill him! It's not right! Please don't kill him!"

"Vanessa, darling," Doofenshmirtz stopped trying to aim at me and gave his daughter a hug. I was still trapped. And my hand was burning even more. "With him out of the way, we can do great evil together and finally be free!" Vanessa pushed him away, but Doofenshmirtz didn't seem to notice. "Okay, Perry, time to meet your doom."

"Wait!" Vanessa looked desperate. In the back of my panicked mind I wondered why she was trying to keep me alive. Could she perhaps be truly good?

"What, Vanessa honey? Want to get this on tape?"

"NO! I mean, no dad. It's just… I thought… I thought that the Animal-inator…just, just turned humans…into animals…"

Doofenshmirtz laughed. For such a quick change in demeanor, his laugh was still goofy and un-scary, but it still freaked me out. "Of course it does! And it turns animals into dead animals!" He laughed again. "Now please don't interrupt me, I'm trying to make the future better."

In one last desperate attempt to escape, I slammed my fists into the wall of light. It didn't work. I staggered back, vaguely noticing my bleeding hands. Suddenly, an orange light hit me. And it burned. Even more so than the white light that was surrounding me. I heard myself scream. But that can't be right. Platypuses can't scream. But I did. I screamed my knees buckled. The last thing I felt was my head hitting the cold hard floor. The last thing I heard was Doofenshmirtz laughing and walking away. The last thing I saw was Vanessa running toward me. Then the blackness came over me.

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