EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
CLIFFORD
VS
PATCH
[CLIFFORD]
HEY THERE DALMATIAN YOU ARE SO FUCKING CUTE
BUT IF YOU WERE ALIVE YOU MAKE ME WANNA PUKE
THE ONLY BETTER DOG IS ME GODDAMMIT
YOU HANG AORUND WITH THAT FAGGOT THUNDERBOLT DAMMIT
MY SHOW IS COOLER YOU JUST SAT AROUND BARKING
I'LL KICK YOUR ASS WHILE YOU LIE DOWN CRYING
I WAS ONCE A PUPPY AND I GREW BIGGER THAN A HOUSE
I WILL SMASH YOU AROUND AND TURN YOU INTO A MOUSE
[PATCH]
OH DON'T BE SO COCKY CLIFFORD YOU ARE NOT A BETTER PUPPY
IN FACT YOU COULDN'T DO SOME TRICKS LIKE I DID EVERY MORNING
YOUR TUMMY YUMMY TREATS ARE SHITTY GARBAGE
KANINE CRUNCHIES TASTE BETTER SO SUCK MY DICK
YOUR SISTER DAFFODIL IS A SLEEPY LITTLE BUNNY
WHILE YOUR FRIENDS FLO AND ZO ARE HYPER AND CRAPPY
I APPEARED IN TWO FILMS A SERIES AND A GAME
YOU JUST LEARN FUCKING EDUCATION THAT IS PRETTY LAME
[CLIFFORD]
SCREW YOU BLACK EYE AT LEAST I DON'T GET KIDNAP
JUST SO CRUELLA CAN MURDER YOU FOR FASHION SHOW AND LAUGH
MAYBE RECONSIDER ABOUT THUNDERBOLT A STAR
HE CAN'T EVEN SAVE THE DAY HE'S A DAMN RETARD
IF YOU WERE SMART ENOUGH TO WAKE UP EARLY YOU WOULDN'T BE LEFT OUT
AND MAKE CRUELLA KNOW WHERE THE REST OF THE PUPS ARE NOW
SO YOU BETTER STEP BACK OR I'LL KICK YOUR DAMN PENIS
I'LL GET JORGE TO ATTACK YOU AND SLAP YOU THROUGH THE ANUS
[PATCH]
OH SCREW YOU RED MUTT DON'T MESS WITH ME HERE
I CAN BARK REAL LOUD TO MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR
YOU ARE EVEN SMALLER THAN CADPIG AND MORE OF A DOPE
I'LL TEAR YOUR GIZZARD OUT AND YOU GOT NO HOPE
YOU NEED TRAINING OF HOW TO BE A DOG
I'LL ASK PUG TO TAKE YOU TO A CLASS YOU HOG
DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU WANNA STAY A PUPPY
YOU JUST WATCH YOUR SHOW THAT IS WAY MORE BITCHY
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE