Guess whose back? Back again? Krazi's back! Tell a Friend!

Yes! I am back with a brand new bag of toys and tales of randomness!

Okay, this story is like what happened not too long after "Anime High"

Like a year later or something.

ENJOY THE RETURN OF THE RANDOMNESS!!!

WARNING: OOCness, Cursing, Perverse dialogue, character bashing, Carlos Mencia jokes, and pure randomness, IYxTsubasa

DISCLAIMER: I Do NOT own any of the InuYasha or Tsubasa people so don't sue me.

Sophomore Slump Or Comeback Of The Year

Chapter One

Arie was fast asleep in her bed, dreaming of what every teenage anime fangirl dreams of; bishies having hot yaoi sex. Everyone else was asleep in their own beds. They had bought themselves a big apartment for themselves since there wasn't enough room at Arie's old house. It was cozy and had enough space to fit them all. It was Kouga, InuYasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Shippou, Kurogane, Fai, Syaoran, Sakura and Sesshoumaru living with Tasha and Arie. Five bathrooms three rooms and thirteen people have to share it. Talk about a full house.

Arie, out of nowhere, woke up (A/N that happens to me a lot, when I just wake up randomly. It usually happens at night though) and looked at the clock. It flashed 6:55.

"HOLY SHIT! WE'RE LATE!" was all that had to be said for everyone else to wake up. They all scrambled out of bed, trying to get dressed and arguing whose going to the bathroom first.

"I thought you put the alarm on!" InuYasha yelled at Arie.

"I was pretty damn sure it was YOU who were gonna turn it on, Dog-boy!" she shot back at him. The argument went on between the two until they got to their destination: High School. It was the same school as it was last time, but this was different. They were now sophomores. They still had the same schedule similarities, which confused the staff many times. A majority of the kids who were at the school last year were there again this year. The freshmen, however, were like little lost sheep that didn't have a clue how to walk in the right end of the hall. See, the halls at the school are like a highway: people going in one direction go on one side of the hall; people going in the other direction go on the other side of the hall. The freshmen walked in packs in a straight line so no one can get passed them. And then the teachers wonder why so many people are late for class. Go figure.

But anyway, they were headed for their first class of the day, which just so happened to be History.

"Oh Christ I hope he's not in." Arie groaned with a grimacing look on her face. She looked like she could melt right there in the hallway.

"Who?" Kagome questioned, since she sat on the other side of the room and couldn't see her.

"Who else, that jerk Jason" (A/N His real name was changed so if he ever reads this he won't hunt me down) Kouga said in disgust.

Jason was a junior who had a few sophomore classes with Arie and the group. He was 17. He had gone to military school during the summer, so he was well built. But you think that someone from military school would be upright and proper, right? Wrong. He was just like every other retarded High School boy out there. Maybe even worse. He sat next to Arie in history class, and my friend, it was hell for her. Jason apparently likes to touch Arie and pet her whenever her hair was down. It always made Arie uncomfortable, but she never fought him off. Why you ask? Because they sat near the teachers desk and there were too many witnesses to see his death. Damn. And also, he liked to talk sexually to the nearby girls; mostly to Arie. He once told her he had an 'anaconda in his pants' and Arie responded 'it must be a baby then' which got everyone in hearing range laugh their asses off.

But back to the story, Kouga was disgusted of Jason's actions and had asked the teacher many times to have the two of them switch seats. But of course, Kouga had earned his reputation as a 'bad boy' and was denied. Maybe it was that time he was texting everyone for answers on their last test. Or was it when he drew a dick on the blackboard in English class while the teacher wasn't looking? It could have also been that time he threw a frog stomach at InuYasha during Bio class. Whatever one it was, no teacher was really gonna listen to him. Kouga wanted to switch seats for two reasons: one was so he didn't have to watch his love be harassed by that pervert; two was so he could be near Arie.

Tasha sat two seats away from Arie. Apparently, that's enough space to still be harassed by Jason. Luckily, Kurogane sat next to Tasha, so she felt a little better. But she still couldn't help but feel bad for her friend who was left a cold turkey next to that horror. Kouga sat behind Arie and Jason, and watched every day as she was being harassed. But he had to remind himself that if he clawed the guy, he would be arrested. It sucked that the great and powerful wolf demon leader could kill his enemies to protect not only his love but his pride. Oh well. He'll sock 'em during gym class. At least he could do it there without getting in trouble.

Thankfully, they were taking notes that day. The only time when Jason doesn't talk as much. Arie was inwardly screaming for joy. It's been a while since they took notes since the Giants lost so many games. But anyway, many people though Jason was an asshole. And who wouldn't. Some thought he had a crush on Arie, due to the fact that she is the only girl in the entire school that 'scares the shit out of him'. Arie wasn't sure if she should be happy that she strikes fear into one of the toughest boys at school or mad that she scares him period. She stuck with happy.

It was gym class now and the sophomores and juniors have to share the same period. And it just so happens that Jason was in that class. Go figure. The two gym teachers decided to have the juniors play against the sophomores in a game of dodge ball. Crap. Now, the sophomores have been on a losing streak for quite a while. Kouga wanted to impress Arie by getting Jason out of the game first. Both teams took their place at the ends of the gym, ready to run in and snatch the balls that are perfectly lined in the center. Kouga thought it would be easy, cuz he still had the Shikon shards imbedded in his legs. The coach blew the whistle and the boys took off for the balls. It was Kouga and Jason who were aiming for the same ball. The first to grab it was…

Who grabbed it first?! Find out!