Okay so this is based off of a clip I saw on YouTube. It's bonus footage from the show, where the cast give wedding toasts to Will and JJ after the episode Run. If you want to see the clip in the search box of YouTube just type in Criminal Minds Wedding Toasts

Derek Morgan woke up with a massive hangover. If the chocolate profiler was honest with himself, he was still a little drunk.

He tried to sit up but noticed the right half of his body was covered by another person. Derek looked down and sighed Penelope's head was neatly tucked under his chin and her blonde hairs were tickling his face. Given that they were both still dressed he assumed that nothing too X-rated happened between the two, not that he wasn't planning on wooing the panties off of Garcia at some point, and making her see just how much he loved her. After seeing her flee from Kevin most of the night, it just confirmed for him that he needed to get with his baby girl and fast.

Flashback

"Baby Girl where are you going now?" Derek took a sip of the scotch Rossi offered him.

"Kevin's here. I need to...well I am not sure what I need to do, but I have to get the hell outta here. Derek he brought a date. A date!"

"Come here." Derek out opened his arms and Penelope immediately stepped into them, he then wrapped her up in his love, strength, and security.

Rossi stepped away shaking his head. Those two were damned fools.

Derek murmured against her hair, "It's okay P, that motherfucker isn't worth all of this worry."

Penelope pulled back looking into Derek's eyes and immediately knew he meant what he said.

"But Derek I'm at a wedding after turning down Kevin's proposal. Part of me feels terrible I turned him down, but if I can be honest here- a part of me is angry he brought a date."

"Do you want him back?"

Penelope shook her head no so hard her hair whipped Derek in the face. That is when Derek noticed his best friend was a little tipsy.

"Sweetheart how much have you had to drink?"

He chuckled when he heard a mumbled, "Not enough."

Derek and Penelope pulled apart, he grabbed her hand and said, "Let's remedy that right now."

As soon as they got outside they noticed that one of Will's friends had commandeered a video camera. Will's Cajun buddy coaxed Penelope into giving her well wishes.

Derek quickly pressed a full glass of champagne into her hand which she downed immediately. Penelope wiggled the empty glass towards Derek and with a clever British accent slurred, "Please sir, may I have some more?"

Derek shook his head at her antics. He went to refill her glass and he noticed a waiter had taken off with the empty glasses and bottles. Derek thought to himself, "He must be getting more."

Penelope stood in front of the camera swaying slightly, giggled out, "Happy Birthday. Oh wait you're getting married. I swear I'm not drinking. Well okay just a little bit, because he's here."

A drunk Kevin ran towards Penelope jumping in her shot. Kevin quickly said, "Happy birthday…...wedding thingy."

Penelope looked at Kevin and sternly said, "Not right now." quickly Kevin took the hint a left to find his date, who was not impressed by Lynch's constant efforts to find his ex girlfriend.

Present

"Hey Baby...wake up." Derek gently shook Penelope.

Penelope swatted at Derek's hand and said, "Not now I'm having sexy dreams about a certain mocha profiler."

Derek laughed quietly and said, "Come on, wake up. I'm sure Rossi has coffee around here somewhere."

Penelope gingerly lifted herself from Morgan's body. She rubbed her nose and asked, "Why the hell did we sleep out here?"

Derek shrugged and said, "Beats me. I guess I was worn out from all the hide and go seek."

"Sorry about that."

"Naw, don't be. If you haven't noticed Garcia, I like the chase."

Penelope smiled shyly and said, "Well, it looks like you caught me."

"Careful with that, I might not let you go."

For a moment all movement seemed to stop. Derek laid back down pulling Garcia with him. He found his tux jacket laying on the ground and covered her up. They both sighed in contentment,

"Seriously P, we need to talk."

"About what?"

"About what you said last night?"

Penelope searched Derek's eyes. He didn't seem upset.

"Wh- What did I say?"

Derek ran his hand across Penelope's cheek and said, "You said if I had half a brain, I would realize that you were in love with me."

Penelope's eyes went wide. How could she have told her biggest secret? She immediately thought about doing damage control, what the hell do you say to something like that?

Flashback

They had been swaying back and forth for a while on the dance floor. After everyone got over the initial shock of a surprise wedding, and Prentiss leaving, all the agents threw caution to the wind and decided to have a good time.

Morgan had Penelope pulled flush against his body as Rossi's speaker system blared slow tempoed oldies.

He tried to keeps his sight eye level with hers, but the very low cut dress she was wearing kept distracting him. Her breasts were fully on display. How the hell was he suppose to concentrate with all that in front of him?

"Baby you look beautiful tonight." Derek twirled Penelope around and pulled her to him. Her back was against his front, and they continued to sway. He buried his face in her neck and inhaled the scent of her strawberry shampoo.

Penelope sighed. It felt so right being held by Derek, for a moment she closed her eyes and reveled in the warmth of his arms around her.

Once she opened her eyes again she saw Kevin looking at her with serious distaste. Kevin was currently dancing with his date, a nice girl from the tech department, and was fuming over how close Derek and Penelope were.

Kevin's date Gina looked at him and said, "Kevin, why don't you just go over there?"

"Hmm..What are you talking about?"

"I'm talking about Penelope. You have been staring at her for over an hour, and it looks to me like she is a little preoccupied."

Kevin sighed, "I'm sorry about that. it's just I knew he was the reason she turned me down, now look at them flaunting it."

Gina rolled her eyes and said, "Kevin, I'm going to go home." Flatly she added, "Thanks for the date."

Kevin stopped looking at Gina to stare once again at the dancing pair. Derek was close to kissing Penelope and he couldn't have that. Kevin walked quickly over to them and tapped Morgan on the shoulder.

Derek sighed and said, "Yeah?"

"Do you mind if I dance with Penelope?"

"Free country, Lynch."

Penelope wanted to bolt, but took Kevin's hand anyway. As they slow danced Penelope asked Kevin, "Where'd Gina go?"

"She left. Said something about a headache."

"Oh."

"So I was thinking…...we should try again."

Penelope looked at Kevin and in disbelief. "No. I don't want to try again."

"Why? Because of Morgan? I bet something did happen in Alaska.""

"Kevin how many times do I have to tell you nothing happened in Alaska. He took the damn you know what? A part of it is because of him. After you and I broke up I could finally do whatever the hell I wanted, and right now all I want is to get away from you."

Kevin shouted "Penelope, plum sauce...He doesn't love you…."

Derek who was dancing with Emily jerked his head up to see Penelope run towards Rossi's mansion.

With understanding Emily let go of Derek with a whispered, "Just tell her already." Derek jogged towards the house. He couldn't help it while he was running, Derek stuck his hand out and popped Lynch on the back of the head.

"What the hell, Morgan?"

Derek didn't even stop.

Once he was in the door he heard the sound of heels clacking on hardwood. He could hear Penelope muttering to herself as he heard the sound of liquid being poured into a glass.

"Sonofabitch thinks he can just say let's try again...Who the fu-"

"Baby, you wanna share?"

"Sure."

Derek took his jacket off and rolled his sleeves up.

"I take it that Lynch yet again did something stupid to upset you?"

"He asked if we could try again."

Derek shifted his attention to the floor and asked, "What did you tell him?"

Penelope took a large swig of whisky.

Derek grimace he knew she must really be upset cause Penelope Garcia can barely handle three glasses of wine, so the now almost full tumbler was going to have her on her plump ass.

After sputtering Penelope said, "No. I told him no, I should go out there and tell his ass no again."

Derek took his own sip and said, "Sit down." She sat next to Derek and they just sat in silence for a while, just content with being with each other.

Penelope was rapidly becoming sloshed.

"Hot Stuff, do you think I'm gonna die old and alone?"

Derek laughed, "P, don't you think that's a little dramatic?"

"Yeah, I guess so. You know Kevin said some pretty harsh stuff to me before, so I don't know why this time it is getting to me."

"What'd he say?"

"That you would never love me like I love you." Then Penelope went to take a sip of her drink just to realize a moment later her glass was empty and her head was spinning. "Which is ridiculous because if you had half a brain you would realize I was in love with you."

"That's funny because I know you have a whole brain and you have yet to realize I'm in love with you."

Penelope patted Derek on the arm and said, "See now was that so hard? We don't need some dramatic moment."

Derek pulled Penelope into his lap and said, "No Baby, we don't." The two of them sat in silence for a moment. Penelope smiled and looked at Derek and he raised an eyebrow and asked, "What is going on in that big gorgeous brain of yours?"

Penelope giggled before giving Derek a quick peck on the lips.

"I've always wanted to do that."

"Well then do it again."

The teased each other with gentle pecks, nips, and nibbles.

They were broken out of the haze to see a drunken Reid stumble through the doorway, looking completely lost.

Reid excalimed, "I need a bathroom."

Derek said, "Down the hall third door on the right."

"Thanks, Morgan. You're a good friend. A great friend! you're like my brotha from anotha motha. You wouldn't just get married out of the blue. No, you are a good man you would tell me. Right?"

"Good lord kid, how much did you drink?"

Reid stretched his arms out wide and said, "This much."

Penelope giggled.

"Oh hey Garcia I didn't see you there."

Derek stared at Spencer in disbelief.

"That's okay boy genius, I have been here the whole time."

"Oh okay. Well I'm gonna go now."

Spencer stumbled down the hall and shouted, "Eureka!" when he found the bathroom.

The couple chuckled. He then gave Penelope a silly and loud kiss on the lips and said, "Come on...let's go back outside."

Hand in hand, the two went back outside.

It was Derek's turn to give the newlyweds his well wishes.

Derek slurred "JJ….Jennifer Jareau, what am I chopped liver? I mean sure Will has a cool accent and all but…"

Penelope rolled her eyes off camera at Derek. God he was a ham sometimes.

Will's friend, Brian laughed and said, "It looks to me like you have one fine mama already."

Derek beamed and said, "I do, don't I?"

Derek grabbed Penelope's hand and said, "Let's tear up the dance floor." Derek dragged a, by now, drunk Penelope to the dance floor. The music had changed from slow and romantic love songs, to 90's pop hits.

The girls all danced together, while the guys laughed.

Emily over the loud music shouted, "PG, you make a great Baby Spice."

Penelope laughed and sang even louder, "If you wanna be my lover you gotta get with my friends."

Derek laughed and said, "No thank you."

Hotch looked around and asked, "Has anyone seen Reid?"

Derek shrugged and said, "Last time I saw him he was headed to the bathroom."

Hotch and Derek scanned the backyard again and sighed in relief when they saw Spencer speaking into the camera.

Spencer was waving around a champagne glass around, and they couldn't tell what he was saying, but Spencer Reid was trashed.

"Ya know, I've never seen Pretty Boy drunk."

Hotch gave a reserved smile and said, "It's kind of entertaining."

"You think he's upset about JJ getting married?"

"That would explain why he got so shit faced. But who know's maybe he lost at Chess finally."

Derek shrugged, "Yeah, I put my money on it being about JJ."

Reid was now walking back towards them. He snagged a glass of champagne that Anderson was about to take a sip out of.

He downed the glass, handed it back to Anderson and said, "Thanks man."

They all heard the opening notes of Color Me Badd's "I Wanna Sex You Up."

Derek grinned at Penelope, and everyone else rolled their eyes.

Spencer leaned against Derek and whispered rather loudly, "If I hadn't come in Rossi's living room you and Garcia would be making this song happen right now."

Derek laughed and said, "Kid, you are cut off for the night."

Beth and JJ each grabbed one of Spencer's arms and dragged him into the middle of the dance floor.

Spencer was having a great time dancing with all the girls. His heart even quit banging around in his chest, during a particularly raunchy lyric Spencer danced with both Penelope and Emily.

Derek chuckled and shouted, "Play on playa!"

Rossi said, "Don't encourage him."

After a bit more dancing, the rest of the party goers left, leaving just the BAU, Beth and Will sitting around one of Rossi's tables.

They each were sharing bottles of champagne with the person sitting next them.

JJ quipped, "Thank God my mom took Henry for the night. I don't want him seeing any of us like this."

Emily slurred, "I'm gonna miss you guys."

Hotch hiccuped and said, "We're gonna miss you too Prentiss. You tell Easter he better treat you right, or I'm putting my American foot up his ass."

Spencer said, "Yeah, that goes for me too."

Rossi and Derek clinked glasses together and Rossi said, "Damn right."

JJ drunkenly muttered, "Hey, my girl can take care of herself."

Penelope laughed and said, "She is woman...hear her roar!"

Rossi cocked an eyebrow and said, "Why Garcia, are you plastered?"

"I am indeed, sir."

"Yeah, Baby Girl over here was trying to forget her troubles with a certain asshole technical analyst."

"Well I don't have to worry about Kevin anymore."

Emily asked, "Why? you two get back together or something?"

Reid said, "Oh, there is a something alright."

Derek kicked Reid under the table and shook his head.

"What? All's I was gonna say was Kevin saw you with your tongue down Garcia's throat. He ran like hell out of here, begging Gina from the tech pool to let him come over."

Will coughed the word, "Loser."

Rossi started uncorking bottles of champagne and said, "Drink this up people."

Hotch raised an eyebrow and asked, "Why can't you keep these here?"

Rossi huffed and said, "Because I can't."

Reid blurted out, "It's cause the whole Strauss drinking thing."

Rossi yelled, "Kid shuddup."

Beth sighed and said, "Someone needs to put Reid to bed before he blabs anymore information."

Penelope said, "I'll do it."

"Baby, you have heels on and you might be almost as drunk as he is."

"Well then Hot Stuff, help me."

Derek sighed, he reached under Reids arm and pulled him up.

Reid yelped and asked, "Hey, what was that for?"

"Because I have to put a 32 year old man to bed."

Penelope ruffled Spencer's hair and said, "Come on, if you're good I will read you a bedtime story."

Derek laughed as they half dragged, half carried Dr. Reid into Rossi's mansion.

JJ laughed and said, "Morgan and Garcia will make great parents one day."

Rossi chuckled and said, "The way Reid was speaking earlier it sounded like they were going to make that a possibility in my living room."

Derek deposited Spencer in one of Rossi's bedrooms. Spencer stutter stepped towards the bed. He flopped down and finally the dam burst.

"Why wasn't it me?"

Penelope sat next to Spencer and said, "Oh honey. Trust me I know how you feel."

Both Penelope and Spencer forgot that Derek was even there.

Derek's heart shattered a the way Penelope said she understood. He sat next to her on the bed Spencer was curled up in and said, "Baby girl you need to know, that everyday you were with Kevin broke a part of me. So believe me when I say, I understand too."

"Oh Angelfish."

Penelope leaned forward to kiss Derek. They both haulted when they heard a whimper from Spencer.

They both turned to look at him.

Spencer whispered, "Was it silly of me to love her?"

Derek shook his head and said, "You can't help who you love."

Both Penelope and Derek waited for a response from Spencer. The only thing they heard was his even breathing.

Penelope tucked Spencer in tighter and kissed him on the forehead. Derek quietly said, "Lets go back down stairs."

More to come

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