Disclaimer: I don't own YYH
You're On Hiei Camera!
-Introduction-
"A camera?" Hiei asked, making sure Kurama wasn't joking.
"Yes, a camera," Kurama smiled as Hiei observed his gift.
"How do you work this thing?" Hiei asked, confused.
"You press this button over here," Kurama pointed to the camera. "Then you look over here and what ever you see will be recorded. You can make videos using this."
"Hn..." Hiei jumped out Kurama's window without any signs of gratefulness.
Chapter 1: Yusuke
The camera turns on and Hiei's face appears.
"We are here up in a tree right outside Yusuke's dwelling," Hiei spoke to the camera. "It should almost be time for him to leave for what they call school."
Yusuke's door opens and the camera zooms in. Yusuke walks out of his house and starts walking. The camera goes blank.
The camera goes back on. Hiei's face appears.
"We are at Yusuke's school," Hiei continued his documentary up in a tree. "Let's observe."
Everyone gasps ask Yusuke walks by them and joins Keiko.
"Hi Yusuke," Keiko welcomed.
"Hey," Yusuke greeted back, lifting Keiko's skirt up, revealing her pink panties.
The camera zooms in for a close up on Keiko's underwear.
Keiko turned a bright red and gave Yusuke a HARD slap on his right cheek.
"He seems to say 'hello' to his woman in a strange manner by looking at her butt when they meet," Hiei whispered to the camera. "They both have weird means of greeting each other. Hn. Here comes the big oaf."
Kuwabara comes running to them and the camera focuses on him.
"Urameshi!" He shouted.
Yusuke and Keiko both turn to meet Kuwabara's gaze.
"This ugly thing is called a Kuwabaka," Hiei whispered quietly, still not moving from his spot on a tree branch. "Let's see what happens."
Suddenly the camera zooms out to see the whole picture. Kuwabara is trying to pick up Yusuke for a beating, but he fails and gets beat up himself.
"Ha! It looks like Kuwabaka's pathetic attempt has failed him miserably." Hiei laughed silently to himself and turned off the camera.
The camera goes back on again.
"Let us see what Yusuke does in his free time." Hiei said peering into Yusuke's bedroom window.
The camera zooms in, closing up on Yusuke sitting on the floor, his eyes glued to the TV screen.
"It appears that Yusuke is watching ningen women mate with others of its own kind," Hiei said, feeling disgusted. "How can ningens indulge themselves by wasting their time like this? How repulsive. I shall stop this for now." The camera goes blank.
The camera gets blurry and is turned back on.
"It is the next day," Hiei looked into the camera. "Yusuke is at school right now, so I shall look at all the embarrassing items in his so called 'room'."
Hiei opened Yusuke's bedroom window and jumped in, capturing the view of his bedroom on video.
"He obviously lives in a soiled environment," Hiei said as he walked through piles of clothes on the floor. He zoomed in on a pair of Yusuke's boxers lying on top of a lamp. It was purple with a few brown stains. Hiei wanted to vomit, seeing such filthiness.
"Hiei!"
Hiei turned around, finding an angry looking Yusuke at doorway.
"Hiei, what are you doing with that camera?! Give me that right now!" demanded Yusuke.
Hiei ran for it. "Well, that is all we know about Yusuke," Hiei said, speaking to the camera one last time. "The rest is unknown." The camera went off.
You're On Hiei Camera!
-Introduction-
"A camera?" Hiei asked, making sure Kurama wasn't joking.
"Yes, a camera," Kurama smiled as Hiei observed his gift.
"How do you work this thing?" Hiei asked, confused.
"You press this button over here," Kurama pointed to the camera. "Then you look over here and what ever you see will be recorded. You can make videos using this."
"Hn..." Hiei jumped out Kurama's window without any signs of gratefulness.
Chapter 1: Yusuke
The camera turns on and Hiei's face appears.
"We are here up in a tree right outside Yusuke's dwelling," Hiei spoke to the camera. "It should almost be time for him to leave for what they call school."
Yusuke's door opens and the camera zooms in. Yusuke walks out of his house and starts walking. The camera goes blank.
The camera goes back on. Hiei's face appears.
"We are at Yusuke's school," Hiei continued his documentary up in a tree. "Let's observe."
Everyone gasps ask Yusuke walks by them and joins Keiko.
"Hi Yusuke," Keiko welcomed.
"Hey," Yusuke greeted back, lifting Keiko's skirt up, revealing her pink panties.
The camera zooms in for a close up on Keiko's underwear.
Keiko turned a bright red and gave Yusuke a HARD slap on his right cheek.
"He seems to say 'hello' to his woman in a strange manner by looking at her butt when they meet," Hiei whispered to the camera. "They both have weird means of greeting each other. Hn. Here comes the big oaf."
Kuwabara comes running to them and the camera focuses on him.
"Urameshi!" He shouted.
Yusuke and Keiko both turn to meet Kuwabara's gaze.
"This ugly thing is called a Kuwabaka," Hiei whispered quietly, still not moving from his spot on a tree branch. "Let's see what happens."
Suddenly the camera zooms out to see the whole picture. Kuwabara is trying to pick up Yusuke for a beating, but he fails and gets beat up himself.
"Ha! It looks like Kuwabaka's pathetic attempt has failed him miserably." Hiei laughed silently to himself and turned off the camera.
The camera goes back on again.
"Let us see what Yusuke does in his free time." Hiei said peering into Yusuke's bedroom window.
The camera zooms in, closing up on Yusuke sitting on the floor, his eyes glued to the TV screen.
"It appears that Yusuke is watching ningen women mate with others of its own kind," Hiei said, feeling disgusted. "How can ningens indulge themselves by wasting their time like this? How repulsive. I shall stop this for now." The camera goes blank.
The camera gets blurry and is turned back on.
"It is the next day," Hiei looked into the camera. "Yusuke is at school right now, so I shall look at all the embarrassing items in his so called 'room'."
Hiei opened Yusuke's bedroom window and jumped in, capturing the view of his bedroom on video.
"He obviously lives in a soiled environment," Hiei said as he walked through piles of clothes on the floor. He zoomed in on a pair of Yusuke's boxers lying on top of a lamp. It was purple with a few brown stains. Hiei wanted to vomit, seeing such filthiness.
"Hiei!"
Hiei turned around, finding an angry looking Yusuke at doorway.
"Hiei, what are you doing with that camera?! Give me that right now!" demanded Yusuke.
Hiei ran for it. "Well, that is all we know about Yusuke," Hiei said, speaking to the camera one last time. "The rest is unknown." The camera went off.