Title: "Happy Banana Muffin Day"
Pairing: HUDDY!
Author: hornswoggle953
Rating: u.u
Summary: House gives Cuddy a banana muffin.
Disclaimer: Blah, blah, blah... Not mine.
N/A: First fic in English, so... Reviews would be nice. :)
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He entered into her office with a paper bag and a big grin in his face.
"Good morning, Cuddles"
She looked up from her paperwork and sighed. House in a good mood is never a good sign.
"What do you want, House?"
"Why do I always have to want something?" He asked as he sited in the chair across her and put his feet on the table.
"Because you always want something." She answered as she pushed House's legs back to the ground.
"But I got a present for you!" He whined and handed the bag to her.
She accepted it reluctantly, but then opened the paper bag.
"Is it... A muffin?"
"It's not just a muffin, my dear Cuddy. It's a banana muffin."
"OK... So why are you giving me a banana muffin?"
"Because it's Banana Muffin Day!" He said as it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"And what the hell is Banana Muffin Day?"
"It's the day you give other people a banana muffin, duh."
"Can we please stop saying 'banana muffin'?!
"Kill-joy." She sighed.
"What do you want, House"
"Me? Nothing. I'm really offended now, Cuddy." He said in a mock hurt.
"House, you would never give a gift without wanting something. So... What. Do. You. Want?"
He sighed and started tapping his cane on the floor.
"I want a copy of your key."
"Unh... Why do you want a copy of my key"
"With a copy of your key I can break into your house whenever I want and make sure you aren't cheating on me."
"You know where my spare key is. And you will never find out that I'm sleeping with Wilson."
"I'm a cripple! Do you know how hard is to me to bend down to pick up your spare key? And I would know if you were sleeping with Wilson. You'd be needy."
Cuddy rolled her eyes and opened her drawer.
"If you ever give a copy of this to anyone I'm going to kill you." She said handing a key to him.
"Not even if Wilson offers me a hundred million dollars?" He said with big blue puppy eyes.
"Not even if Wilson offers you a lap dance."
"But mom..."
"No! Now go do your clinic hours."
"Right..."
House got up and was almost at the door when Cuddy called him back.
"House?"
"Yes, Cuddy?"
"Any chance of having a copy of your key inside this muffin?"
He reached for the doorknob and smiled.
"I would say that there's a big one."
And with that he got out of her office, leaving the surprised Cuddy with her banana muffin.
FIM!
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N/A: Unh... So... Good? Stupid? Any grammar mistakes? Please, review and remember that I'm just a cute little Brazilian girl. ;D