Team Fortress Academy

Chapter 1: Meet the Academy

It was another beautiful day at TFA. The Scout had just finished his daily run. The Soldier was contributing to the Academy's campus by cleaning up trash and painting the walls. The Pyro was sitting a bench just playing on his phone. The Demoman was at his dormitory drinking alcohol by himself, complaining about his lonely life. The Heavy was at the academy's gym, boxing against some dummies shaped like the scout. The Engineer was at the cafeteria, writing down some of his own custom blueprints while eating a bagel. The Medic was at the academy's health office feeding Archimedes. The Sniper was camping out at the roof looking through his scope, watching the passing cars and also watching for robots. The Spy was outside of the academy, reading his kill list.

The intercom had opened up with the Administrator on the line. She told everyone to meet up at the gym so they could discuss if those robots were to attack. Everyone got there in just a matter of minutes.

"I say we lure them onto a boat and beat the crap out of every single one of them!" Soldier said, pounding his fists together.

"Any good ideas?" The Administrator asked, lighting her cigarette.

"Why don't we just capture one of the robots and track where it came from?" Spy said, fixing his tie.

"Finally, a good idea. I wouldn't expect less from you, Spy." The Administrator said with a smile. "Very well, if no one else suggests another good idea, we will continue on with Spy's idea."

The Scout stood up with his bat over his shoulder. "I don't see why we have to find them. We can take them on anytime of the day."

"We can't keep the Sniper up 24/7." The administrator said. "Not to mention your little grandstand performance you did last time the robots attacked."

"I just wanted to see how the rocket launcher worked!" The Scout argued.

"You were aiming directly at the academy!" The Administrator yelled back. "Try to remember that this Academy has been here for over 50 years and that new mercenaries to be are being trained here!"

"Now wait a minute, I don't even remember giving you my launcher!" The Soldier yelled.

The Scout decided to stick to what his mind told him, RUN! The Soldier ran after him with his escape plan so he could catch up to him.

"I guess we're going with my plan then." The Spy said.

"Yes, yes we are." The Administrator said, disbanding everyone from the gym except for Heavy.

Once Soldier finally caught up to the scout, he beat hit him on the head a couple times with the shovel and let him go. The Heavy spent the rest of the day pounding up dummies so much that the academy had to order new ones. It became night time soon and everyone went to their respective dorms. The Scout and Engineer were bunked together, the Soldier and Heavy bunked together, The Pyro and Spy bunked together, the Demoman had his own dorm so he wouldn't share his alcohol, The Medic slept in the academy's health office, and the Sniper was still looking out onto the street so no robots can infiltrate.

"Please don't set me on fire this time." The Spy said, looking at the Pyro.

"No promises." The Pyro said, his voice muffled up by his mask.