I don't own the rights to FMA or the lazy song
Today I don't feel like doing any work
I just wanna sleep at my desk
Don't feel like picking up my work, so leave that stuff back on the desk
'cause today I swear I'm not doing any work
I'm gonna run in the office an hide from the gang
Turn up the radio, throw Ed out the door
Nobody's gon' stop me oh yea
I'll be lying on my couch just trying not to work
Click goes the gun best run from that honey
'cause in this office she's the freaking man
Oh no, she didn't, she didn't
She did it 'cause I'm scared
Today I best fell like doing paperwork
I just want to live through today
Don't feel like getting killed today, so best get some work done today
'cause I swear I don't wanna die today
Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some planning I think
Find a really great bar, have some really great drinks
And she's gonna burst in
What the hell
(What the hell are you drunk)
Yeah, I might mix my drinks
And get my ass handed to me
I bet Hawkeye will be pissed off with me
But sorry Riza, I just cannot walk
Oh yes, she did it, she did it
She did it 'cause she's mad
Today I best fell like doing paperwork
I just want to live through today
Don't feel like getting killed today, so best get some work done today
'cause I swear I don't wanna die today
No, I ain't gonna let her win
'cause I'm in charge of her
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
I'll just strut in the office door
And let everyone head home
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh today I don't feel like doing any work
I just wanna sleep at my desk
Don't feel like picking my pen, so leave that stuff back on desk
'cause today I swear I'm not doing any work
Nothing at all
Shit that's the door
I better run
This is my first attempt at a song fic so please be honest. If enough people like it i will try and write another one I'm open to ideas so if you got any let me know