Okay so this is called(Pause for dramatic pause) HOW TO ANNOY YOU VAMPIRE FAMILY. EMMETT STYLE!
Any way the summery is practically the title. Should be fun!
1. Poke them until they scream!
Poke...Poke...Poke...
"Emmett will you please stop poking me dear?" Esme asked sweetly, but yet with an edge that said knock it off.
"Fine." I huffed dramatically.
Poke...Poke...Poke...
"Emmett..." I stopped poking her for five minutes. She just shook her head at me.
Poke...Poke...Pok-
"Emmett, dear, why are you poking me?" She asked getting annoyed.
"Because it's fun!" I said. She shook her head again.
Poke...Poke. Poke. Pokepokepokepokepoke!
"Emmett! Knock it off!" She said firmly.
"Fine." I said.
Five minutes later.
Pokepokepokepokepokepoke!
"EMMETT KNOCK OFF THE POKING! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT?!" She yelled poking me. Very hard too.
"Fine. I'll go bug Edward." I said getting up.
Poke!
"EMMETT!" She yelled/growled at me. I ran upstairs to Rose and my room.
Haha. I do this all the time to my mom! It's quite fun to see their reactions.
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