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Chappy 1; Salt and Honey

One day a magical bunny visitted Harry's dream. It was the color of the golden sunset with frostest bluish orbs and a nose. Harry though it was a girl but it was a guy!

"Harry Potter! You must leave! They are coming for you!" Then it vanisshed in the air. Harry sat and wonderment. His eyes are confused and then he lay down again to sleep. So then he sleep. But in the middle of a night he hearrd BUMP-BUMP. Confused, his eyes sprang up open and he looked around the thought maybe the bunny was right!

"Harry Potter you are under the rest!" said a voice of a person near the door. Harry had a gasped and look scaredly at the person. It sounded like a guy and it was! Oh no! The bunny was right and Harry sat scaredly. The man stompped danger to him and smiled. Harry thought maybe it was a joke. He looked happy and laffed Happy too.

"Ha ha! What a joke!" Harry churtled like his snowy bird Hedwig used too. Then he got sad again and sihhed.

"You are going to be the sacerfice Harry!" He said creep-like. "But first we have a see!"

Harry thought he was reaching for his wand but he could not see in the dark. Harry cursed his eyes unhappily and had wait. Siddenly he felt something slimy and icky push toward his mouth. He mouved away – not liking that. His eyes blunk scaredily up at the man who smiled happy again. The thing in his face giggled up and down and came toward him like a giant slimy and stiff monster.

"NoooooOO – GAH!" Shotted Harry as the thing was made to put in his mouth. It made gim choke and he wanderred what is was. It was stiff and slimy and felt like a huge and hard turd – but had a taste like sour milk. Not that Harry would ever drink sour milk. Or feel turds up. Harry gulped and gaged as it started to pull in and out two sloppy round things slapping at his a chinn. He heard. Lots of strange noises from the person and then it when faster. Finally the thing in his mouth stopped and shivered like it was cold. Then there was milky creamy stuff an his mouth and he could see this. It dribbled out down of his mouth and he swallowwed some to see. He saw it was salty and honey flavored. Harry was not a honey-liker and went 'bleh'.

"You was a good a good Harry." said the person and there was a zip. "so you will be a sacerfice."

Harry did not want to be a sacerfice at this time – but he wanted to know what that thing was. It had stimmulatted his mind power and he could not put his thought on his finger. Harry thought it would be okay if that didnt happen again. But that was not the case. Harry was going for the Azakaban jail to service as the sacerfice for those men who stayed there. But the person have no told him. He felt a hand on his head and looked up to see the person smiling Happy again.

"You don't have to worry, k?" softly the person.

He was scarred but suddenly unconscience about this. Even as he slept he felt a tent in hius pants and blushed. The person took him and left.

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