Ask Insane Twilight
with Universe32 and "Hem"
Hello everyone!
you maybe wondering, why aren't i making the next chapter of Magic Kindergarden And Life Note?
"it's because she is too lazy."
HEM!
"sorry... but you are"
anyway, i though it was best that i got alittle brake.
"Laaazy~"
SHUT UP! *explodes Hem*
...i did it... your dead...
"HA! YOU CAN'T KILL ME WITH EXPLOSIONS!"
"I AAM EXPLOSIONS!"
WHAT?!
i though you where a ferry!
"i am, i was just kidding"
anyway, lets get on with the ask.
"everypony give a big hoof to Insane Twilight from sub universe 15!"
Twilight:you know, I'm SICK and tired of everypony calling me insane, I'll have you know I'm a VERY emotionally stable individual.
Twilight:just ask my butler,Spike.
the magical Fire breathing Dragon.
but i don't se-
Twilight:Spike, you don't think I'm insane, right?
"..."
...
Twilight:see, Spike thinks I'm fine.
l-..lets just ask the questions...
"Agreed."
-Question 1-
i ask,what is on your mind?
Twilight: there are minstrels in my nose.
In Twilight's mind:asfapabsenocapplesmuffinpoph yrulesaremufmufzantyholycupc akepopcerale
-Question 2-
"I ask, what is your favorite song?"
Twilight:Spike,what is YOUR favorite song?
"..."
Twilight: ME TOO! oh my gosh we are SOO in sink.
"what did he say?"
Twilight:I CAN WALK AGAIN!
-Question 3-
hay twilight, your mother was a slut
Twilight:GASP, how did you know?!
-Question 4-
do you like Dr Pepper?
Twilight:AGHHH!
i'll take that as a no.
-Question 5-
"who is peter pan's badass twin?"
Twilight:my anus
"what is not a real answer..."
Twilight:my PENIS is a real answer!
"you don't have a penis"
Twilight:the voices in my head say i have a penis.
AND THEY HAVE NEVER BEEN WRONG BEFORE!
RIGHT SPIKE?
"..."
Twilight:...*sniffle*...so true...
-Question 6-
what is your favorite game?
Twilight:i like to go into the forrest with futtershy and hunt the animals with her.
i like it then i get to eat they're PUINY little heads and rub they're blood all over my body.
...i think we should end it at there...
"Agreed..."