This Is A Pen 2.0
The giant monster was still flapping its wings.
"Percy!" called Mr. Brunner.
Percy turned around and caught the pen that Mr. Brunner threw. "What is it?"
"It is an ancient battle sword!"
"…This is a pen!"
"Uncap it!"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Percy exclaimed. "What the hell is wrong with you? Some demonic version of my math teacher tries to kill me and you give me a freaking pen?"
"Percy, if you just-"
But Percy was on a roll. "Ancient battle sword? NO! This is a freaking pen! If you were going to give me an ancient battle sword, than straight up give me the damn thing! But no! You give me a freaking pen! How will this help me kill my math teacher? Am I supposed to freaking do my math in pen? Math teacher's worst nightmare, right?"
The monster that had formerly been Mrs. Dodds rolled her eyes at the diva moment.
"And where the hell do you get off saying, oh, uncap it? Are you insane? Uncap it and than what? I'll tell you what! It will still be just a freaking pen! When Zeus took that scythe to chop up Kronos, he was straight up told, 'Yo, Zeus, this is a scythe.' Do I get a freaking scythe? NO! My crippled Latin teacher somehow rolls his way up this way mad fast and tosses a freaking pen at me!"
"PERCY!" Mr. Brunner screamed, frustrated.
"And than you're like oh-oh-oh, yeah, this boy will kill the damn thing with a pen! HOW, I ask you! Because once more, it is NOTHING MORE THAN A FREAKING PEN!"
Mrs. Dodds than got bored of the tantrum and came charging at Percy. Mr. Brunner was going to warn Percy, but he had started another tirade.
"And I uncap it, it is still a freaking pen! LET ME SHOW YOU!" Percy uncaps it and the sword becomes a pen. "Hey, what do you know? It wasn't just a freaking pen after all!"
And than Mrs. Dodds ate him. "OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!" she said as she chewed.
Mr. Brunner face palmed. "It is just a freaking pen? GOD!"
Mrs. Dodds burped. "Next time, throw in an instruction manual."
"The kid is freaking ADHD! If I had wrote in big neon letters, 'UNCAP THE DAMN PEN AND SEE THE FREAKING SWORD', he wouldn't have been able to read it!" Mr. Brunner threw up his hands in frustration. "What is wrong with that boy?"
Mrs. Dodds burped again. "Well, for starters," she began, "He causes indigestion."
Those of you familiar with my story will notice how it's been gone for a long time. Long story short, it got taken down for a reason I don't fully understand. 1,000+ reviews and 50+ chapters gone. Well, it's time I revived it as This Is A Pen 2.0. To start off, I'll be doing some of the classic and most popular chapters. From there, new chapters will begin. And trust me when I say that it's going to be better than ever.
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa - T.D.