It all starts aboared the abandoned Autobot cargo ship. Three random transformers are exploring this abandoned wasteland and are reporting back to HQ.
"we have found the Autobots ship and also found some supplies...",Said Starscream.
"but not very many supplies",Blitzwing said.
"good...report back when you have found out more info",said Megatron.
"What is the point in this anyways...",Said Starscream.
"It is so we can discover more about the Autobots and signal back to Megatron what we have found",Said Lugnut.
They moon walked back to thier ship and discovered it was locked.
"Allright who was the last person to get outta the ship?!",said Starscream.
"It was you",said Blitzwing.
"oh..."starscream replied.
They tried to contact thier base but there was no signal. So they waited...and waited...and waited...
Now we return to Earth where the Autobots are located.
We see Bumblebee play his video game...and he's winning. Prime had just shut down Bumbelbee's game system.
"Hey...what was that for!?",Bumblebee said in a mad way.
"Its not time to play games Bumblebee! We are upgrading our defenses and our new ship",Said Prime.
"But it was my turn!",Said Sari.
"I don't care...",Said prime
So they walked over to the ship and they had to drag Bumblebee out of the ship's engine...again.
"Help! Help me...!",Shouted Bumblebee.
"allright hold on!", answered Bulkhead.
Finally after six hours they got him out of the engine.
"Are you okay Bumblebee?" Asked Bulkhead.
"yeah i'm fine...but you destroyed half of the new ship!",Said Bee.
"whats optimus gonna say!?" said Sari.
"hold on i can fix this!" Bulkhead answered.
A few seconds later...
"What did you do!?" Shouted Bumblebee.
"I told you i'd fix it?..." Answered Bulkhead.
"so you decided to flip the whole thing!?" Bumblebee said.
"Ummmm...yeah" said Bulkhead.
"What made you think this would work!?" Shouted Bee...Again.
Now we go back to the moon where the Decepticons are...
"oooh...I found someting!" Said Blitzwing very happily.
(Blitzwing picks up a weired metal object.)
"Hmmmm...maybe I can use that to get back into the ship..." Said Starscream.
"But it's mine..." Cried Blitzwing.
"Do you wanna get in the ship or not!?" Asked Starscream.
"NO..." Said Blitzwing now very sad...
"Well then what else are you gonna use it for!?" Shouted Starscream.
"For this!"
Bang!
Starscream is now unconcious...Blitzwing is angry...and they're locked outta thier ship...
...this is going great!
Anyway back to autobots...
"Hey i think i got it fixed!" Shouted Bumblebee.
"ummm what is it?..." Asked Sari.
"I don't really know..." Answered Bumblebee.
(Optimus walkes into the room...)
"Ummm...bumblebee what is this!?" Asked Prime.
"I said i don't know okay!"
"Well where's the new ship!?" Asked Optimus.
"well...that ummm...is the new ship..." Said Bee.
"Do you like it?" Asked bulkhead.
"you are all in trouble!" Shouted Optimus.
Sari walks slowly away trying to sneak out...
"I said ALL of you are coming with me" Said Prime.
Back to the Deceticons...Again...
Starscream woke up from his...rest...right after hearing Megatron on the comlink...
"Allright Megatron will be here soon to find us...in the mean time lets..."
"What are you guys doing!?" Shouted Starscream.
"Give it back...it's mine!"
" Since when was this YOURS!?"
"Since i found it...DUH!"
"Quiet!...Are you finished yet?..." Asked Starscream.
"allmost..." Answered Blitzwing.
He hits Lugnut with the metal object...Lugnut then throws Blitzwing...
"At least soon i'll get help...hopefully.." Says Starscream.
Switch back to the Autobots...
"it was Bulkehead who ruined the ship!" said Bumblebee.
"It was half your fault Bumblebee!" Says Bulkhead.
" it was both of your faults!" Shouted Sari.
"well you guys are buying a new ship anyway, no matter who's fault it was!" said Prime.
"How are we gonna do that!?" Said Bee.
"Easy...find a way to earn money" Optimus suggested.
"Ummmm...how!?" Yelled Bumblebee.
"Find a JOB!" Optimus shouted.
So they looked and Bumblebee was the first to find his new job...
"Welcome to Burger King...may i take you order?" Said Bee.
"yeah i'll get a shake and some fries" the customer said.
"sure would you like some dessert?"
"ummm...sure i'll get a pie"
"okay"
Bulkhead was trying to find his job too...
Now...back to the Decepticons...
"Ahhhh...good now that you guys are...tied up...i can wait in peace for help to come.." Said Starscream.
"if you don't un-tie me you'll be in peices!" Shouted Blitzwing.
"Do you think i really care?" Asked Starscream.
"No..." Answered Blitzwing sadly
Wow...now the Autobots again...
"Hey you robot!" Shouted the resturant's owner.
"My name is Bumblebee..." Said Bee.
"whatever...i need you to clean up all the ketchup on this table"
" Allright..."
"and hurry up...your the slowest thing i've ever seen!"
Now Bumblebee is thinking...( I'm not slow!...i'm the FASTEST thing ever! )
Couple mins. later...
"Hey i didn't know that sign said "WRONG WAY"...okay...i was going to fast.." Cried Bumblebee.
"Well...someone needs to pay for ALL this damage!" Yelled the police.
"I wonder who that would be..."Said Bumblebee sadly.
"i think you know..." Said the officer.
Back to the moon again...
"there!...i'm un-tied!" Said Blitzwing.
"Well...guess what...Starscream is STILL standing right there..." Said Lugnut.
"I'll find a way to distract him...maybe..."
"How are you gonna do that?"
"It won't be hard..."
Couple HOURS later...
"Ahhh...feels good to have some quietness for once..."Said Blitzwing.
"Let me go!...i am your commander!"Starscream cried.
"Well guess what...now your not!...i am second in command now!"Said Blitzwing.
"You can't leave me here!?" Yelled Starscream.
"Well...i just did..."Said Blitzwing.
Back to the Autobots...
"You can't arest me!?" Cried Bumblebee.
"i AM aresting you...and your going to jail" Said the Police.
"thats not fair!",yelled Bee.
"It's not fair to me either, I was gonna have the day off",The officer replied.
IN JAIL.
(a rock hits the wall then another one hits again)
"Uuuughhhh...", Sighed Bumblebee.
(The clanking of feet aproach Bumblebee slowly)
"Who's there!?, Nevermind...I DON'T WANNA KNOW!", Cried Bee.
"BOOO!"
"AHhhhhhhh!"
"HAHAHHAHAH!"
"eheh...Now answer my question...WHO ARE YOU!?", screamed Bumblebee.
"Don't you recognize me?", Said the Dark shadow.
"Ummm...no...CAUSE ITS VERY DARK IN HERE!"
"Well don't you recognize my voice?"
"look...i've had a long day...I can't tell A DECEPTICON FROM AUTOBOT!", Yelled Bee.
(Wasp moves from the dark shadows of the Prison Cell)
"Huh..." (Looks at Wasps' condition),
"I prefered it when you were dead...", Said Bumblebee under his breath.
"look...all I want to do is get out of this stupid prison cell.",Wasp said.
"Well if we can get the lock picked, then we're free."
"How are we gonna pick the lock"
(Couple mins later...)
"How on earth did you think my ARM could fit into that small lock!?",Wasp cried.
"Eh I didn't...It was just payback.", Bee laughed.
Back to the Decepticons...
(Starscream grabs the shiny peice of metal Blitzwing had before)
"I can use this to get out somehow!",He said excitingly!
"Stealer!"Shouted Blitz.
"Huh whaaa?"
"you stole my SHINY THING!"
"Huh? oh what this thing...? oh...it ummm...its a rock."
"A rock..."
"AAAA rock." :D
...
"Hand it over...", Said Blitzwing.
"What."
"ok...if you don't hand it over soon i'll-
(Starscream chucks the peice of metal at Blitzwing who is now laying on the ground and ,will be for a while...)
"I'm free from this rope!",Starscream cried.
(the clanking of chains are heard)
"Oh great...I really don't wanna know..."
To Bumblebee and Wasp...
"I don't understand the meaning of this", Said Wasp hanging upside down.
"JUst PLEASE don't move...OR WE BOTH DIE!",Cried Bee.
(Wasp reached closer for the key to the lock, which is apperently on the ceiling...)
"Whoa..WHOOAAAAAAA!", They both cried while falling.
CLUNK!
"Eheh...That was a GREAT plan...", Muttered Bee.
"HEY like you could've done better!"
"I could have!"
"Says who!?"
"Says ME!"
"WHHABAJAKAAaajdjmskalkAAahsb KYJVFJHGVBJHB"
This could go on for a while...
Back the the Deceptconz... :P
(Starscream walks around the camp in chains)
(The Nemisis flies through the atmosphere and then lands on the moon)
"Oh scrap..."
(The ships doors open and Blitzwing is still unconsious)
What will Megatron think?
(A sound comes from behind Starscream, and a familiar face appears suddenly)
"Hiya Starscream!"
"AHHHH!"
"SHHhhh...It's me!"
"Who's ME!?"
"What are you talking about...your "ME".
"I know I'M ME!"
"Good...So your not crazy then."
"Ok...Back to the first question...WHO ARE YOU!?"
"Oh yeah...I'm Skywarp"
"FINALLY AND ANSWER!"
"Ok..."Said Warp, very confused at the moment.
Back to the Autobots...Again...
(A security guard walks around the corner and sees two transformers who look dead)
"YES! They finally DIED!", Cried the officer. XD
(They drag out the two Transformers and chuck them into the dumpster)
"...WOW.", Said Bee.
"Ha ha!, I TOLD YOU I COULD DO BETTER!"
"NO! Who said that?"
"I said it when we fought the first time!"
"I don't remember this at all..."
De Ja Vu...
(Hours later)
"ZZZZzzzzz...", They both snored on.
CLUNK!
(A Decepticon lands in front of the dumpster)
"Huh...I wonder if the humans threw out anything worth something today...",Said the creep.
O.o
"Oh Scrap...", They both whispered quietly.
"Oh wow two Autobots?", Said the creep.
"HEY I'M NOT AN AUTOBOT I'MA PREDACON!"
"Ehh whatever..."
(grabs both of the Transformers and head for Cybertron)
"PRISON AGAIN!?"
...
Back on over to the Decepticons...
"Skywarp, buddy, you gotta understand me...Teleport us to earth OK?"
"OKAY DOKAY!"
(A flash of light ummmm...flashes, and they teleport to an unknown place)
"Skywarp you Idiot!", Starscream yelled.
"ya?"
"This isn't earth..."
:P
"Skywarp...We're on CYBERTRON!"
"COOL!"
"NO not cool..."
"KK", Said Skywarp trying to go with the flow...
O.o
Back to the Autobots...
"WHY OH WHY!?", Cried Bumblebee angrily!
"Just be quiet please..."
"How can i be quiet in a time like this!?"
"We can think of something good to think about"
(they thought about good things: Wasp thought about how he torchured Bumblebee last week, and Bee thought of when He chained up Wasp.)
"Are you thinking of what i'm thinking?", Said Bee.
"Probably not..."
"Forget it then..."
Back to Deepticons...
WHAAABOOOOM!
(Something hits Starscream, and Skywarp teleports before it hits himself) :P
"Your under arrest under orders from MEGATRON", Yelled a cop
(Skywarp teleports to Saturn where his secret base is located-It's in a rock)
(Starscream is in jail and so are the Autobots)
"Look Wasp!", Said Bee pointing to another cell.
"huh...What?"
"IT's STARSCREAM DUH!"
"Who cares?"
-.-
(Starscream wakes up and hits his head on the ceiling)
O.o
"OWe..."
"Hey Wasp!,Wake up... It's STARSCREAM!", Cried Bumblebee.
"ZZZZzzzz..."
"Hmmpphhh..."
(Skywarp teleports to the prison and ends up in the officer's headquarters)
"OOOOOOhhhh..."
"Hey Decepticon!"
O.o
(Skywarp teleports back to Saturn)
"Mission: FAIL",he reported.
(Starscream feels better after he hit his head and he spots the two transformers in prison)
"Hey! Autobots!", he screamed.
"WHOA, whoa, whoa...",Wasp started to say.
"Since when am I an AUTOBOT!?"
"Huh? oh Wasp...Why are you with an Autobot?", Starscream asked.
"Just asking...", Said Starscream.
To BULKHEAD and SARI...
"Can we go to the amusement park again!?", Sari asked hopefuly.
"No not today...I can't find Bumblebee anywhere...", Said Bulkhead.
"Awwwww...",Sari sighed.
"Let's see if Prime knows where Bee went.", Said Bulkhead.
At Autobot headquarters-(HQ)...
"What do you mean you can't find him?", Asked Prime.
"Well...we kinda saw him getting a job somewhere then we decided it was too boring...soo... we went to a theme park.", Bulkhead described to Prime.
"IT WAS AWESUM!", Sari screamed.
"Soooo...you lost him?"
"Ummmm...Yeah."
"Where did you see him last?", Asked Prime.
"Uhhhhh...possibly being taken to Prison...", Bulkhead responded.
"Let's check the prison then!"
In prison before prime gets there...
(Starscream is knawing on his handcuffs)
"Uhhhh...Starscream...wha-what are you doing?", Asked Bee curiously.
(Starscream spits out a peice of the metal)
"Huh?...oh i'm...uhhh...Admiring my handcuffs" :D
"Sure you are...", Wasp said sarcasticly.
"Well do you have a better plan?!", Starscream yelled.
"YUP.", Said Bee.
"What?"
(Bumblebee gathers them quietly between Starscream's cell and Bumblebee and Wasp's cell. Bumblebee explains everything to them)
"This is the PLAN!", Wasp Asked hoping it was a joke.
"You ARE kidding...RIGHT!?", Starscream yelled.
"Uhhh no...why you ask?", Bee replied.
(Wasp and Starscream both stare at Bumblebee)
"I'M NOT CRAZY!", Bumblebee screamed at them.
"FINE WE'LL TRY IT!...Again.", Wasp said at last.
(They all pretend they're dead on the cell floors and paint red all over themselves)
(The securety guard comes and spots them)
"GENERAL WE GOT DEAD ONES!", he cried out.
"Fix them or bury them in the yard...", yelled the general.
Starscream yells out, "WAIT DON'T BURY US WE'RE NOT REALLY DEAD!"
O.o
"Huh? what was that noise?", the officer said.
(Starscream closes his eyes again,sticks his tongue out, and drops his head like he's dead)
SOON I WILL MAKE PART 2! XD
That was fun wasn't it!? Little confusing too...BUT, anyway, If you didn't get some parts:
Skywarp has a base on saturn. Wasp is not Waspinator yet. Starscream is kinda paranoid. To get outta prison the first time, Wasp and Bumblebee pretend they're dead, and they do pretty much the same in the second escape, but Starscream messes it up.
Blitzwing: ANY QUESTIONZ!?
Me: Umm...didn't I just explain it to them?
Blitzwing: NO! You stink at explanationz!
Me: Ok...So I guess you can ask questions...