Fluffy Tongs and BBQ Tongs

Chapter one

This was the Quiditch match of the year, if Gryffindor won against Slytherin they would have won the cup or vice versa if Slytherin won the match. The problem was Harry was playing against his long-term secret boyfriend.

He and Draco had been meeting up in secret for about two months now and it was getting harder and harder to pretend to be enemies because their love was growing unbearably strong.

However unless they wanted to tell the entire school they had to just get on with life as best they could.

Harry had seen the snitch; there was no hope for Draco who had been watching his boyfriend instead of searching for the golden ball. It was a well known fact that the raven haired Gryffindor was a much better flyer than the blonde Slytherin and owned a much faster broom but that didn't stop Draco zooming after him as fast as his Nimbus 2005 would allow.

Harry dived closely followed by Draco who couldn't quite keep up. Even the attempts to distract (this meaning Draco running his finger down Harry's thigh as best he could on a fast moving broom) the eager Gryffindor were in vain.

As he fell forward off his broom Harry caught the snitch; Draco, though Harry wasn't sure whether or not he did this on purpose fell directly on top of him. Madame Hooch's whistle sounded, signalling the end of the match, the blonde quickly removed himself of the smaller wizard smirking as the remainder of the Gryffindor team rushed over congratulating there seeker, while pushing Draco out of the way.

Hours later in the midst of the Gryffindor's celebration party Harry managed to slip out of the common room undetected.

He made his way cautiously up to the astronomy tower where he was due to meet Draco however he was already late. Breaking into a run he arrived at his destination a few minutes later.

"I thought you weren't coming." Draco said as his boyfriend entered slightly out of breath but still smiling.

"Sorry, we're having a party in my honour my absence would have been noticed if I left any sooner."

"Quite alright you're here now and that's all that matters." Draco growled lustily approaching Harry and encircling his arms around his boyfriend's thin waist.

"Mmmm and what do you have in mind tonight?"

"Well we could..." However Draco's sentence was never finished as footsteps were heard coming up the only exit from the tower.

Quickly Harry performed the disillusionment charm upon both himself and Draco hiding them from view. When the intruder entered the teens almost gave up their presence by gasping in shock, as it wasn't one person who entered but two. Professor Snape and none other than Blaise Zambini and they were holding hands.

"Are you sure no one will catch us up here Blaise?" Snape asked in a tone of voice Harry had never heard him use before, it was so soft so...loving.

"Positive, any way we can hear any one coming up those stairs now did you bring your wand?"

"I did, what would you like me to do with it?"

"I have a few things in mind." Blaise leant forward and whispered something in Snape's ear that neither Harry nor Draco could make out but whatever it was made Snape grin.

"Ok then if you are sure." Ropes shot out of the potion professor's wand binding Blaise's hands above his head.

Harry was not keen to stick around for the show but somehow couldn't tear his eyes away; he was in too much shock. Though his body seemed to be recovering nicely as he felt blood rush to his groin.

Snape was now slowly stripping himself putting on a show as Blaise watched lustily and Harry and Draco gaped unable to believe it. Draco was the one who finally had the sense to find a part of Harry's body and push him towards the open door, which was only when Snape had stripped himself down to a bright red fluffy thong that Harry thought, looked quite flattering.

They left just as Snape started to undress Blaise with his teeth, neither teen wanted to stick around for the grand finale.

Only once the couple had made it down the stairs as silently as they could and taken off the disillusionment charms upon themselves did they burst into fits of laughter.

"I can't believe it." Harry said gasping for breath.

"You think you know a person and then you find out they wear fluffy thongs."

"I thought it looked rather flattering, I might buy you a pair for next Christmas." Harry said quite seriously which stopped Draco's laughter almost immediately.

"Don't even think about it." The blonde scowled. "But I can't believe that Snape, Severus Snape that I've known all my life who's my godfather, I mean why."

"Well at least your godfather wasn't an escaped lunatic that was wrongly blamed for the murder of your parents."

"But yours wasn't caught wearing a thong."

"A fluffy one at that."

"Oh shut up Harry."

When Harry finally reached Gryffindor tower the party was still raging and to no surprise he hadn't been missed, but this was partly because someone had got hold of three bottles of fire whiskey and every one was either passed out in their beds or littered around the common room.

Only a few remained standing however they were swaying tediously. Harry carefully picked his way through his slumbering classmates and up to bed the thought of Snape and Blaise still fresh in his mind.

The funny thing was this didn't disturb him quite as much as he originally thought it would, of course he had done worse things with Draco.

He desperately wanted to tell someone about the astronomy tower incident, but he wouldn't be able to explain his presence up there in the first place.

However in his double potions class the following Friday afternoon Snape vanished his entire potion by 'accident'. This was too much for Harry to handle, if only Snape had known that Harry was carrying a huge secret of his and wanted to shout to the world then he wouldn't have been so quick to degrade him but it was to late for that now.

Harry stood up and yelled for the entire class to hear.

"Where do you get your thong's from sir." Snape who had continued prowling the class after ruining Harry's entire lesson of work spun to face him immediately, there was an expression on his face that Harry had never seen before, it was beyond loathing but there was also a hint of panic as well.

The entire class was looking from the Professor to the courageous Gryffindor who wasn't regretting his statement.

Draco gave Harry a meaningful look meaning for him not to continue but the golden boy ignored it completely. "Don't get me wrong Sir but I don't think red is quite your colour I'd stick to black if I were you maybe white if you're looking for an alternative."

"Get out." Snape said softly so even the people next to him could barely hear him.

"Excuse me Sir I didn't quite catch that."

"GET OUT." Snape bellowed. Harry smiled at his triumph as he packed away his things and left the room his head held high.

Before he left he turned to Blaise who sat at the back of the room and whispered softly into his ear.

"What colour do you think looks best."

Blaise almost burst into tears at this statement and had to be escorted out of the room after Harry who had gone up to the library for the remainder of his potions lesson.

When the lunch bell sounded his best friends eager to know where he had got his information greeted him.

"Snape was seething after you left you really hit a sore spot." Ron said grinning. Hermione however was taking a more sullen approach.

"You really upset Blaise, Harry, why didn't you do it to Malfoy or something?"

"Because Snape's not screwing Malfoy he's screwing Blaise." Harry said in a very matter of fact tone of voice so much like Hermione's.

"How do you know all this?" Ron asked astounded. Harry paused for a second considering his answer, this was the bit he'd been afraid of how was he going to explain how he knew?

"I can't really say...any way who's up for some lunch I'm starving."

"Don't change the subject I want to know." Harry thought quickly, he couldn't tell his friends about Draco it was to soon for them both.

"Well err...the night of the party...I went for a walk and well I stumbled upon them." Harry lied quickly. Hermione however was not satisfied with this, after seven years of being friends she could tell when he was lying.

Something at the door caught Harry's eye, it was Draco and he was discreetly signalling for him to come out so they could talk.

"Excuse me one second I'll be right back." Harry said standing to leave, taking his bag with him. Harry was overly excited to see his lover however the feeling wasn't mutual.

Draco forced Harry into a deserted classroom shutting and locking the door behind him.

"Don't I get a kiss before you yell at me?" Harry sighed as he took in the look upon the blonde's face.

"You don't deserve it Harry, a good friend of mine has locked himself in our dorm and won't come out and Snape is currently trying to get you expelled." Draco said in a soft but urgent voice. "I can't lose you Harry I couldn't bare it. Can't you just apologise to them or something?"

"Maybe to Blaise but never Snape, I admit I went too far with Blaise and I'm really sorry Dray can you forgive me?"

"Ok my love but you have to say you're sorry to Blaise and since you've been a very naughty boy I'm going to have to punish you."

"I'm intrigued go on."

Draco pulled Harry toward him, kissing the younger boy as passionately as he could. The blonde then worked his way down Harry's jaw leaving a purpling bite mark upon Harry's neck.

A mark that could never be hidden by his uniform.

However before their make out session could go any further there was a loud series of knocks on the classroom door before Hermione's voice called out. "Harry, come out this instant I know you're in there, I saw you go in with someone."

"Hang on a second." Harry called out to her, kissing his lover one final time.

"We'll continue this later." Draco said caressing Harry's cheek. Harry nodded kissed Draco's cheek and left shutting the door behind him so Hermione couldn't see who his companion was. She gave him a suspicious look-taking note of the love bite.

"Where's Ron?" Harry said breaking the silence.

"He's gone down already." Hermione lied as she knew Ron was still sitting in the library; keeping watch to see whom would come out of the room.

Five minutes after the golden boy and the bookworm had descended down to dinner Ron was about to give up when Draco emerged.

The red head smiled to himself now he had the advantage.

The following evening Harry once again crept out of the common room, this was a usual routine for him however on this night he was being followed by two people he had once counted as friends.

Once again the couple meet in the astronomy tower after midnight, thankfully Snape and Blaise weren't there.

What Hermione and Ron saw, as they spied on there once best friend to them was horrific, Harry was kissing Draco there once arch-nemesis.

It took a few moments for Ron and Hermione to take it all in before they revealed themselves. Harry was more than a little annoyed, as he was desperate for a good fuck that only Draco could supply.

"What are you doing here, go away." Harry groaned.

"What are we doing here, we should be asking you the same thing and with him." Hermione stated outraged pointing at Malfoy who was backing away as the memory of the painful slap the girl had delivered him in their third year came back to him.

"I have every right to be here with my boyfriend." At this every one including Draco gasped, this had not been the way they had wanted to break the news.

"You...you and...and Malfoy."

"Yes Ron."

"Would you like him to repeat it slower for you Weasly."

"Just fuck off ferret boy."

"I was a cuter ferret than you are human Weasly."

"Shut up both of you." Harry bellowed just as Ron was going to retaliate.

"Ron your like a brother to me and I love you but I love Draco in a different way, the only way to describe it is to say I would entrust Draco with my heart."

"Sorry to break up this little get together but I was informed four students were out of bed, please follow me to the headmasters office there are some punishments to be dealt out." Filch said with a nasty grin on his face which could only mean one thing they were in big trouble.


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