Disclaimer: I don't own, it all belongs to DC Comics and Ben & Jerry's.
XXII. Mother Nature
I am Gaia's Chosen, embodiment of Mother Nature. I am all-powerful. The growing things of the world are at my command. It is my job to defend the plantlife from the scourge of animals and worst of all, humans. I must not give in to temptation. I must not. I must not…but I can't help it…I'm weak. I give in.
I put the pint of Ben & Jerry's in my shopping cart.