Thor and Loki

by JFIENGN-3848

alternate title is Audrey writes her boyfriend a fanfiction over chat.

ONCE UPON A TEIM DER WAS TWO MENSES

THAR NAMEZ WERS THOR AND LOKI

AND LOKI WAS A MEAN

MEAN

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN

BOY

AUDREY

LOL NO HE WAS NOT AUDREY

HE WANTED TO BE AUDREY THOUGH

CAUSE SHE WAS SEXY

AND HAD BOOO888888888888BS

ANYWHOZZLE

THOR AND LOKI WENT TO PICK FLOWERS FOR THEIR MOMMY

AND THOR SAW THE PWEETIEST FLOWER IN THE FEILD

HE SAID "IMMA GONNA PICK IT AND MOMMY WILL LOVE ME BEST"

BUT LOKI WAS JEALOUS

HE WANTED TO GIVE DA PWEEEEEEEETIEST FLOWER TO MOMMY

SO HE TOLD THOR "BUT THOR YOU SHOULDN'T PICK THE PRETTIEST FLOWER. THEN THE OHER FLOWERS WILL BE SAD"

THOR DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE THE OTHER FLOWERS SAD

SO HE DIDN'T PICK IT

phoebe

i havent read a single thing you wrote

actually the last couple of things have been Audrey not phoebe

I'm writing you a fanfiction

[:)]

SO THOR WENT BACK TO PICKING NON-PRETTIEST FLOWERS

AND WHEN HE HAD HIS BACK TURNED LOKI PLUCKEDED THE PREETIEST FLOWER

HE SKIPPED BACK TO MOMMY AND GAVE IT TO HER

BUT BACK AT THE FLOWER FEILD

THE FLOWERS STARTED CRYING.

THOR DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO HE WENT TO HIS DAD

HIS DAD TOLD HIM THAT SOMEONE HAD PICKED THE PRETTIEST AND IT NEEDED TO BE RETURNED

SO THOR WENT TO LOKI AND HIT HIM WITH HIS HAMMER SAYING "LOKI YOU NEEDZ TO RETURN DAT FING

LOKI DIDN'T WANT TO BUT DENN HIS DAD GRABBED HIM AND THREWED HIM INTO THE FEILD.

LOKI DROPPED THE FLOWER AND AND THE FLOWERS STOPPED CRYING

MORAL OF THE STORY

DON'T WATCH THE AVENGERS WITH PHOEBE