FORESHADOWING

If you are under 15.. don't read this! Use of the F word.

I don't own any characters in this fanfic. Nintendo does and I would like to thank them.

One morning, in the Mario Bros. House, Wario awoke.

Wario: "What a fine morning to devastatingly increase my cellulite!" The fat fuck waddles downstairs.

Wario: "Ah! I smell tinned mushrooms!"

Toad: "No, jackass, its me." Wario looks down to see Toad glaring up at him.

Wario: "Hi."

Toad: "Piss off!" Kicks Warios foot

Mario: "Good-a morning!" Mario says coming downstairs

Toad: "Go to Hell." Gives Mario the finger.

Mario: "O.K." begins call calling Dr. Betruger

Waluigi: "He didn't mean it you stupid shit!" He says walking in from front door.

Mario: "OHHHHHH!" He sits at the kitchen table.

Luigi, hearing the fighting, comes downstairs.

Luigi: "Toad! What has got you so pissed, eh?"

Toad: Toad sighs. "Okay, you guys, I'll tell you. You know Toadeline?"

Mario: "Oh yes! That sweet little shroom you were dating!"

Toad: "And I assume you know Toadofsky?"

Mario: "Yea, the geek from Super Mario RPG."

Toad: "Well I caught them making out in my CAR!"

Mario: "Super Mario RPG and Toadofsky?" Mario muses, absolutely befuddled.

Toad: "No you stupid plumber, Toadeline and Toadofsky!"

Mario: "Oh yea..."

Wario: "ZZZ..."

Toad: "GET THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN TO ME!" Toad angrily slaps Wario across his fat face.

Luigi: "Well, I can see why you're so angry."

Wario: "ZZZ..." Wario belches in his sleep.

Toad: "MOTHER FUCKER!" He Grabs Wario by the nose.

Wario: "What? What!" Wario looks around confused.

Toad: "I'm pouring out my frickin' soul here! And You're not FUCKING LISTENING!" Toad slams a blender on Warios arm and plugs it in, spraying gore everywhere.

Wario: "EEEEEEYAAAAAHHH!" Wario clutches his bloody arm and dies with blood pumping out of his stub of an arm.

Mario: "Don't worry Wario! You'll have seven lives left!"

Toad: Toad wipes blood off his face. "Bye guys..." He leaves.

Waluigi: "Poor Toad, so much is happening to the little guy. I hope he doesn't start drinking again..."

Wario: "I hope not! Remember driving him to those friggin AA meetings?"

Luigi: "Oh, yeah, fuckin nightmare."

Mario: "No, I'm sure that's all in the past." Mario says, but doesn't look assured

The telephone rings

Mario: "I will get it!" He grabs the phone. "Hello-ah?"

Mallow: "Hey! You do know its Peach's birthday ... right?"

Mario: "Nope."

Mallow: "Well it is."

Mario: "So?"

Mallow: "So! She's your frickin girlfriend you ass!" Mallow shrieks in impatient rage.

Mario: "OH YEAH!"

Mallow: "Well, Chef Torté quit, so you have to get a cake."

Mario: "She seemed to make a good cake in Paper Mario..."

Mallow: "You can't make yourself a cake on your own birthday!"

Mario: "Lazy broad... Okay. I can't cook, so I'll buy a cake."

Mallow: "Good man." There is a click followed by a dial-tone.

Mario: "Hey, guys! Im going to the Cake Store!"

Luigi: "Oh. You're not using my car. Use your own."

Mario: "I can't, I blew it up."

Luigi: "Then use Waluigis car!" Luigi fumes.

Mario: "Hey Waluigi, can I use your purple corvette?"

Waluigi: "I don't see the harm..." He nervously throws keys to Mario.

Mario: "Thanks!" Mario skips outside and dives in the purple corvette "Hey! Waluigis wallet!" He pockets it and begins his drive to the Cake shop "Oh great! A stoplight!" Two old hags pull up beside him.

Old Hag 1: "Oh look, its Mario!"

Old Hag 2: "Lets kill him!" Old hags pull an Uzi

Mario: "Holy Shit, I'm gonna die!" Mario floors it just as a Toad kid is crossing the street.

Toad Kid: "AWAAAAAGUUUUUWAGGHHHH!" Mario hits him

Mario: "Ewwww... There's too many Toads around here, anyway." He turns on windshield wipers "Ah! I have arrived." He gets out of the car and walks up to the door.

Will Mario prevail and get the cake for Peach's birthday? Or will he fuck up extraordinarily? Time will tell, and good reveiws. Hee hee.