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A is for Annoying

"This is the third time in a row that he's been gone when we got there! Why can't he just stay put? Why did he start stealing again? Who is he? God, Slade is so annoying!"

"Friend Robin, we will stop Slade the next time he steals something," Starfire tried to calm Robin down.

"I'm going to my room," Robin ground out between clenched teeth and stomped away.

Inside his room, Robin paced and ranted until his computer screen turned on by itself to show Slade.

"What's the matter, Robin? Frustated," Slade purred.

"Slade! You're so damn annoying. Where are you? What are you planning? What do you want?" Robin paused to catch his breath.

"Patience Robin, and to answer your question, I want what I've always wanted. You."