Hey! Hiroko Hana here with my newest drabble-tale of madness! :D The Super Lounge is a crackfic of Super Conversations (EVERYTHING IS SUPER WITH THE SUPER FRIENDS! 8D) with the League and/or Team members of Young justice! This particular chapter is rated T... just because. There is OOC-ness and implications of homosexuality.
Disclaimer: If I owned Young Justice then there'd be a flashback *snicker* to Wally's past to see how he became Kid Flash.
Ep. 1: Girl Power and Guy Failure
"C'mon ladies, I've got pink lemonade!" Wonder Woman coaxed the other female Leaguers into the Super Lounge with her award winning, sour-yet-sweet, lemony drink. No woman could resist them! And with the amazing garnish she used for the glass chalices? Beautiful! Black Canary was into the Lounge in seconds, plucking a chalice from the coffee table and taking a seat on the curving blue couch. She was followed by Hawkwoman, Rocket, and Zatanna who all took a drink and their rightful seat on the couch.
"It's been so long since we've winded down, I figured it was due time," Wonder Woman began as she sealed the doors to the Super Lounge, "without the men," she added and Hawkwoman laughed, "Yes, Hawkman's been driving me up the walls with the constant 'let's have kids!'" Hawkwoman tried imitating the voice of her husband with not much success.
"I heard about that, it's awfully strange and all of the sudden for him to want children," Zatanna said, sipping her pink lemonade. Wonder Woman sat beside Black Canary and crossed her legs. "Yes, well, a lot of the men are having… parental problems lately," Hawkwoman said and Wonder Woman nodded as she sipped her drink. She pulled away from the chalice for a breath and then spoke. "Yes! I mean, what's up with Superman?"
"Yeah! I mean, Conner is biologically his son, and he refuses to acknowledge the poor boy!" Black Canary said, placing her glass down to keep herself from drinking it all at once. "Maybe it has something to do with the fact that Conner's basically Superman and Lex Luther's lovechild?" Zatanna guessed and all the other women laughed. "I always knew Superman would swing that way, but Lex?" Wonder Woman practically cackled.
"The sad part is Lex is the only parent acknowledging Superboy and his son, Superman just hides," Rocket said and Hawkwoman nodded, "Yeah, it's the most dysfunctional family I've seen yet! You've got the father reaching out to the boy who won't accept him, and the boy reaching out to the in-the-closet-and-scared father who won't accept him!"
"I don't think it could get any more complicated for them," Zatanna said. "I think Superman should trade those tights out for pants and be a man! He should give his only son some love and quit having these arguments with his husband!" Wonder Woman proclaimed. Rocket snickered, "You mean having death matches with his mortal enemy?"
"That too!"
"Hey guys! Sorry I'm late!" the women looked up as Batgirl entered the room and re-sealed the door, "What I miss?" she asked and Black Canary replied, "Nothing, we're discussing Superman's parental failure."
"Superman?" Batgirl cackled, "You guys should be talking about Batman!" Batgirl snatched up a chalice and sat herself down. "Oh yeah! If you want daddy issues, you should look to Batman!" Black Canary agreed, "How so?" Zatanna and Rocket asked.
"Well," Batgirl began, "As you may or may not know, Dick was adopted by Batman after his parents were killed—"
"Still can't believe he pulled him into crime fighting at nine years old…" Wonder Woman grumbled into her drink but Batgirl continued as if she never spoke. "—and raised him as Robin! What you don't know is that Robin was originally meant to be Batman's ward,"
"Ward?" Rocket asked, raising a dark eyebrow, "Yeah, you know, a young, healthy child that a wealthy person raises to marry—" Zatanna took a spit take and gagged harsh on the lemony sting in her throat, "What?"
"Oh, yeah, you're right Batgirl, Dick was his ward!" Hawkwoman said, tapping herself on the forehead in a "duh!" manner. "Uh-huh!" Batgirl continued, "Batman loved that boy with all his batty heart! But as you can see, Robin has become a little more independent and has become Nightwing,"
"Yeah, he didn't want to be Robin anymore and Batman pulled out a new one, Tim Drake," Zatanna said, "Yeah, because Batty-Bats has abandonment issues, now that his precious Dick is growing up and becoming his own individual, Batman feels his boy is leaving him, and although Dick still looks up to him he's too far away from Batman now,"
"That's sad," Rocket said. "No," Black Canary chimed in, "What's sad is that he's trying to fill the void with Tim—though I in love with the little guy! He and Dick are just full of brotherly fluff!" she squealed and the rest of the women agreed uproariously, "It is rather cute how Tim looks up to Dick, and how Dick is protective but wants him to go out and learn about the world whenever he can," Hawkwoman said and Wonder Woman snickered. "Speaking of which, I heard Roy and Green Arrow had a little crossing of swords recently, what's that about Dinah?" Wonder Woman asked and Black Canary groaned. "Oh, my god! Don't get me started on Oliver!"
Batgirl laughed, "What's wrong?" Black Canary sat up abruptly, "Ugh, that man and that boy… they're driving me mad! Ever since Speedy started rebelling and became Red Arrow, Green Arrow has done nothing but whine about 'losing my little tyke' and yada, yada, yada!"
Hawkwoman whistled, clearly impressed, "Wow, Dinah, I've never seen you so flustered!"
"This? This is not flustered, this is annoyed! I mean, he can't accept that Roy is grown man now! And to make it worse he's trying to fill his void with Artemis, thinks he could get another tyke to call him friend," Black Canary rolled her eyes and her rant ended with the laughter of the other women.
"What about Barry and Wally? Has anybody noticed anything wrong with them?" Zatanna asked and the women all traded glances of thought. They all shrugged and in perfect unison spoke, "They're Flashes, nothing else to say."
"I say, so far, the man with the best parental skills in the League is Red Tornado," Wonder Woman said and Hawkwoman raised her glass, "I concur! He is so good to those kids and he's not even programmed for parental affection,"
"He is quite amazing," Zatanna agreed, "being taken care of by him made things a lot easier when Doctor Fate…" she couldn't manage to finish the sentence. The older women leaned forward and caressed her back lovingly, "It's okay sweetie, we all know the last few years have been difficult," Black Canary said softly. Zatanna held up her chin and set her jaw, being strong. Wonder Woman smiled, admiring her strength.
Batgirl swiftly finished her drink. "Ah… it's so nice hanging out, you know, just us girls?"
"Yeah, there are way too many men in this League," Rocket said. "Ooh!" Wonder Woman bounced off the couch and to her feet, "There's a meeting in five minutes, want to create some girl-power chaos?" she beamed and the other women tipped their drinks back in evil glee. "Onward!" Hawkgirl exclaimed as she leaped off the couch as well. The women proudly trotted out of the Super Lounge, ready to have some "fun" with the guys.
Sora: OMG OMG OMG
Hiroko: What? 8D
Sora: You suck. -_-
Hiroko: You suck more! How can you be so cruel about my writing?
Sora: Because I'm in your head and have to deal with the ideas poking at me constantly!
Hiroko: That's a terrible excuse!
Sora: Well, there's also the fact that I just don't like you. XP
Hiroko: You suck. -_-* R&R PEOPLES!