Oh I Feel Sick!

Hello reader! If you are here looking for a story that will make you cry… LEAVE IMEADIATELY! This story is a humor/romance story! I am not some sappy Stephanie Meyer! Sorry Twihards, but I had a faze with Twilight and I went insane! I just got back from rehab… On to the amazing story! You flames are welcomed for they will help Peeta(Who I have in captivity) to bake my bread and cake!

Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own PJO… or Peeta… (yet… Just a few more days…) or (at the moment) any bread… much less any cake… CRUEL WORLD! *cry cry*

Percy's POV: Annabeth and I were just lying on my bed, minding our own business… when IT happened. I was just playing Annabeth's hair absentmindedly while I thought and she was playing with riptide, when all of a sudden, we both get really, REALLY sleepy.

"I think I'm gonna…" I state blearily, yawning and stretching my arms out.

"Yeah, Me too…" Annabeth answers with her eyelids half closed. With a soft thud, we both fall into a deep sleep. The last thing I remember was Annabeth's soft snoring then, blackness.

Nico's POV: I was just taking a leisurely stroll in the dark woods, as I did every day. When something soft smacks straight into my back, sending me tumbling forward in a summersault.

"Hey watch where you're going you bi… oh…" I stop immediately when I figure out what hit me… well, more like WHO hit me…

"Really Death Breath? You're gonna yell at your best friend for wanting to see you! How could you be so low!" Thalia scolds me in a fake offended tone of voice.

Here, let me explain. 1 year ago Thalia quit the hunt because she apparently really missed her old life and wanted to get back to it. We ironically ended up the same age because of that and we found out that we have tons in common with each other and I guess we just hit it off from there… we've really bonded over the past year. Well back to reality… no matter how much of a cruel place it can be we have to go back at some point in time.

"OH but my fair maiden! Forgive me for my rude actions!" I say, mocking a dramatic prince.

"Well, okay Sir. I forgive you… for now!" She answers, playing along using a fake British accent… she failed… miserably… so miserably, that in fact it resulted in us wiggling on the ground, howling with laughter. All of a sudden, our laughter dies down rapidly. I sit up abruptly, making the world spin madly around me. I lay back down, feeling feverish and sick to my stomach.

I hesitantly glance over at Thalia, finding that she seemed just as miserable as me.

"I think I'm just gonna close my eyes for a few seconds and try to stop the world from spinning." I explain.

"Me too…" Thalia trails off her face already a sickly shade of green.

The only thing I hear is a tinkling giggle and a faint "It's all coming together perfectly!" before I fall asleep.

Travis's POV: Today was no different from any other… well except for the fact that Conner had gotten really sick from our last prank… let's just say: the result was epic but not the safest to set up… so right now, I was being yelled at by the incredibly beautiful Katie Gardener for… um… actually I don't even remember what I did to her cabin this time though… usually that's Conner's job. To remind me what we did. Weirdly we were the only people there… that NEVER happens, especially after the Titan War 2 years ago.

You know with Percy's conditions about all the kids being claimed by the age of 13 and all of the gods having a cabin in Camp Half-Blood… yeah…

Suddenly Katie stopped yelling at me. I was about to ask her if she was okay when she collapsed on to the ground. I caught her in my arms before kneeling down and placing her gingerly on the ground before my vision goes blurry and I blackout beside her.

Hey people of planet Earth! It's me Julianna54321! I know that you all know me like the back of your paw… hand! Whoops… well I'm lying as you probably already figured out, for this is my very first fanfic! I really hope you all like it so far and that you will stick with me throughout it all! I will be updating weekly to bi-weekly. I'm co-writing this story with one of my best friends Madigirl99! Check out some of her writing! It's really funny!

With that said and done, tune in next week or even tomorrow (It all depends on how many reviews I get! * Nudge nudge wink wink say no more, say no more!*) for a new chapter of "It's the Cat's Life for Me"! See you soon!