"Connected Beatdown"
Rated M for language and catfight violence
Summary: Taylor is finally learning her lesson and going back on good terms with her mom. Unfortunately, one dispute over an expensive phone bill will end up ruining what they'll have. Will cooler heads prevail? Or not?
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with Total Drama and Ridonculous Race. The characters and settings are associated and owned by FreshTV, Jennifer Pertsch and Tom McGillis. Anyway, this will be a follow-up of UltimateWarriorFan4Ever's cat-fight fic called "Honor Thy Mother", featuring Kelly and Taylor. So did they really get over their differences this time? Let's find out, shall we?
P.S.: The only thing I do own is the title and nothing else. Anyway, moving on!
"This is ridiculous. This is so ridiculous!"
That voice was coming inside a huge mansion, filled with pictures of a beautiful blonde woman in separate portraits and filled with some of the most extravagant plants that have ever graced a household. Not to mention the finest cars, finest jewelry, a built-in movie theatre seated for 25, a huge tennis court, and both indoor and outdoor pools. Yeah, life was essentially good and well for Kelly Lemieux.
Unfortunately, it wasn't going very well for her today. The glorious and beautiful 43-year old blonde was in a jam, looking around at this week's bills. One of them of course was her family's phone bill, which stood at a very staggering $3,000! This was impossible. Kelly wasn't texting or calling very much so she often wondered why she got an expensive phone bill like this. After such thought, she realized who was right behind this mess.
"Taylor..." Kelly muttered.
Grasping the phone bill with her fist, she went right upstairs in a huff.
She took a left to see Taylor talking to one her girlfriends on the phone inside her bedroom.
"I know, right? I'll tell ya, that loser thinks he actually has a chance with you!" Taylor chuckled.
"Taylor!" Kelly replied.
Looking right to her own mom, Taylor replied with a huff.
"Oh crap, my mom butted in on me yet again," Taylor groaned. "I'll have to call you back."
"Oh, like heck you will!" Kelly scoffed in return.
"What is it now, Mom? Did the mailman hit on you again?" Taylor sighed as she hung up.
"Oh, ha ha Taylor." Kelly sarcastingly rolled his eyes. "Look at this phone bill I got from the mail!"
"Eh, it's no problem, Daddy will pay for it." Taylor smirked. "Daddy always had. Daddy always will."
"Yeah well, not this time, sweetie!" Her mother shook her head.
"What are you talking about, mother?!" Taylor huffed. "Daddy's always the one to pay the bills around here. I'm sure it's nothing but one little measly phone bill."
"Oh, really?" Kelly gasped. "Well, what is this?!"
Just to shove it in her face, Kelly showed Taylor the $3,000 phone bill. She hoped that Taylor's eyes would pop out of her head in stunned shock after seeing this.
"Is this some kind of cruel joke?" Taylor gasped. "Because if it is, I better be laughing."
"This is serious, Taylor!" Kelly angrily huffed. "It's all because of your non-stop texting and calling that's causing this! And every single time, your father and I have to be the ones stuck paying the bill! Well, you know what, it's not happening this time, Taylor!"
"You're acting like I committed some frickin' murder, mom!" Taylor groaned. "Like I said, Daddy's gonna pay the bill!"
"No, you are!" Kelly shouted.
"What?" Taylor raised his eyebrow.
"You're the one who caused this phone bill and now you're gonna pay for it!" Kelly raised her voice in a harsh way, "And to start, I'm taking your phone away for three months!"
Just to teach her a lesson, Kelly tried to grab her daughter's phone, but Taylor evaded just in time.
"Ah, as if!" Taylor scoffed as she took off.
"WHAT?" Kelly gasped, therefore following her with an angry look on her face. "You don't walk away from your own mother, Taylor!" She shouted.
"Well, I am!" Taylor scoffed again.
Taylor tried walking faster, but Kelly stepped up her pace, following her furiously. Taylor looked annoyed that her mother was chasing her on her tail, so she decided to take matters in her own hands by telling her off.
"Ugh, will you quit following me already?!" Taylor groaned.
"I'll quit following you until you give me your phone!" Kelly shouted again.
"Kiss my ass!" Taylor shouted back, therefore setting something off in Kelly.
"Okay, that's it!"
Now losing her patience with her daughter, Kelly catched up and grabbed her daughter on the forearm...
...
...
...only for Taylor to slap her mother right in the face!
"DON'T TOUCH ME LIKE THAT, BITCH!" Taylor yelled angrily at her mom.
The pain shot to Kelly like a syringe needle. It almost felt like her entire face was burning in a heated skillet, melting every ounce of her face just with that slap. Kelly was often afraid that single slap broke her perfect jawline and cheeks. She couldn't help but shed tears from this attack. Kelly couldn't believe that her own daughter would do something so disrespectful like this to her own mother.
She wanted to cry in pain, but she didn't.
As Taylor started walking away, Kelly got up and...
*BAM!*
She speared her daughter from behind, sending Taylor all the way down. The impact of that tackle knocked Taylor down on the floor with Kelly on top of her, and boy, was she angry. To vent out her anger, Kelly took her daughter's head and started banging onto the ceiling floor.
"How dare you slap your mother that way!" Kelly yelled at her furiously.
She was banging Taylor's head very hard to the point where her head was getting pounded so hard, it left a very nasty dent on the wall. Suddenly, Taylor managed to turn things around by sending Kelly's head banging against the wall. She managed to turn things around by blocking one of her mother's headbutts and elbowing her mother in the face knocking Kelly off her.
Kelly felt that hard elbow slack across her jaw hard. It almost hurt worse than a poor sucker getting run over by a Mack truck. While Kelly was still stunned, Taylor took off for the door. Before Taylor could make a break for it, Kelly quickly grabbed her by the back of her top and threw her against the wall! Not being done with her, Kelly then picked her up and threw her over the couch. As her daughter started to get up, Kelly ran up and leaped on the couch, spearing her through a coffee table!
The impact from the spear had completely broken the coffee table in half. Despite that, Kelly didn't stop. She picked up her daughter's head and gave her a couple of slaps for good measure! Those slaps Kelly gave her daughter had almost left marks on her face.
"That'll teach you to slap me!" Kelly growled at her even more.
Not taking these anymore, Taylor raked her mother's eyes, leaving her blind. Of course, it was only for a moment, which was enough for Taylor to get back into the fight. While Kelly's back was turned, Taylor hopped on her back and locked in a sleeperhold. Taylor had the advantage on her mom, locking in that sleeperhold very tight. Kelly started spinning around in attempt to get Taylor off of her, but it wasn't going well at all.
"You should've minded your own business, mom!" Taylor growled back. "But now, you're getting what you deserve!"
"No..." Kelly shook her head. "That'd be YOU!"
However, Taylor was starting to lose her grip.
With anger still bent up, Kelly grabbed her by her hair and threw her off. While Taylor started getting up, Kelly took her time to take her lightly grayish-yellow jacket and wrap it around Taylor's neck to use as a noose. Kelly then put one of her feet on Taylor's back as she started pulling the jacket tight and began to choke her daughter out. She then wrung that jacket out, making it harder for her daughter to breathe. Taylor was trying desperately to break free, but the jacket was tight around her neck.
However, there was a glass of water right by the kitchen table. Taylor managed to slowly get to it, and just when she was seconds from passing out, she took the glass of water and sprayed it across her mother's eyes!
"Ah, my eyes!" Kelly shouted.
The splash from the water made Kelly let go of her grip, as the blonde stumbled back to wipe her eyes.
Once Kelly wiped her face, she saw her daughter charging at her with a spear of her own. Unfortunately for Taylor, Kelly managed to reverse Taylor's spear with a brutal DDT, which made a small dent on the floor. As Taylor slowly got up to her two feet, Kelly snuck up and gave her a tight full nelson. She locked on the hold as she could, leaving Taylor attempting to break free. However, her neck was starting to feel tender as time passed by.
Taylor knew she had to think of some way to break the hold and quick. Somehow there was a fridge standing right behind Kelly. Garnering up plenty of strength, Taylor pushed her own Mom right into the fridge.
"OOF!" Kelly yelped in pain.
She finally let go of her daughter, giving Taylor the opportunity to take advantage. She then pushed her mom into the fridge again, but this time, using her own cow-skinned boots! It was mistake for Taylor however, as Kelly grabbed Taylor's boots and ripped them off her legs, showing her barefeet.
Just to teach her a lesson, Kelly took that boot and whipped it across Taylor's forehead.
"OWWW!" Taylor yelped
The impact from her daughter's own boot hitting her across the face caused Taylor to fall on the floor.
With the boot in her hands, Kelly had an idea. So she headed for the kitchen as soon as Taylor got up. As she turned around, Kelly turned on the stove and left her daughter's perfect boots dangling as if she was taking them hostage.
"You wouldn't dare...!" Taylor gasped.
"Try me!" Kelly said.
Just to tease her, Kelly sent that boot lowering down to the flames.
"If you love your boots so much, you'll know what to do, honey." Kelly replied.
Taylor knew she was trapped between a rock and a hard place. However, she found a way to stop Kelly from destroying her boots.
So with a smirk, she went to the counter and grabbed her mom's perfect platinum-colored earrings. She placed them on the floor and threatened to stomp on it using her good cow-skin boot.
"You better not even think about it, honey!" Kelly exclaimed.
"Oh, really? Watch me, mom!" Taylor said.
The pressure was getting tense. Kelly and Taylor knew that they couldn't live without the other.
Kelly knew what kind of sick game her daughter playing, so she decided to take action. She turned the stove off, only for Kelly to nail her daughter in the face using one of her boots. The hit made Taylor stumble a bit, but Kelly used this moment of distraction to sprint over to her daughter and kick her right in the face. Kelly then checked on her earrings to see if they were alright, but unfortunately, it proved to be a mistake.
Taylor grabbed one of the blankets sitting in front of the couch, and covered her mom's entire face completely! Taylor starts to tighten the blanket on her mother's face, making it hard for Kelly to breathe. It worked to Taylor's advantage as Kelly's face turned a deep shade of purple. Kelly knew she had to find a way out and quick.
Suddenly, she started getting to Taylor and used her right leg to low blow her daughter, making her let go of the blanket. While she kept gasping for air, Kelly managed to turn that blanket into a rope.
With no time to waste, Kelly wrapped that blanket around Taylor's neck, trapping her in a rear naked choke! There was practically no way out for Taylor in this kind of position. Kelly locked in that hold high and tight to the point where her daughter was turning blue like a blueberry.
"If you know what's best for you, you'll give me the phone right now before I make it worse!" Kelly growled at her
"Fuck you!" Taylor screamed.
Despite the uncomfortable shade of blue she was sporting, Taylor reached for an object to help her break free. She noticed that Kelly's purse had fallen down from the broken coffee table. This gave the spoiled princess an idea as she searched high and low uncontrollably to find a can of pepper spray. With careful precision, Taylor sprayed it on her mom's face making Kelly let go of the blanket.
While her mom was blinded, Taylor stripped her own mother's pants and started whipping it across her face! She started to whip her across the face yet again, but Kelly managed to catch them just in time and reversed.
This time, she whipped the pants straight up, sending Taylor's face planting through the floor!
"AGH!" Taylor groaned.
Kelly managed to get back up as she grabbed her own pants to wrap Taylor's neck all around. To add insult to injury, Kelly flipped herself over and bridged, therefore wrenching Taylor's back! Her daughter was now literally gasping for air.
"Face it, Taylor, you can't fight anymore!" Kelly screamed.
"My neck...!" Taylor gagged.
"You want this to stop, than give up your phone before I send you to ICU!" Kelly threatened her again.
"Mom, let me go... let me go..." Taylor gasped.
"That's not a yes, Sweetie!" Kelly growled as he kept on choking her out.
Taylor tried to get out, but her arms were growing very weak and purple. Her blood pressure was way through the roof due to the strangulation.
"Please, stop... let me go..." Taylor gasped.
"Are you gonna give me your phone?" Kelly growled even more.
"Ack!" Taylor gagged.
"I said, are you gonna give me your fuckin' phone?" Kelly shouted
"Ack... I... can't... breathe." Taylor gasped again.
"C'mon, I wanna hear you say it!" Her mom yelled.
"Ahhhhhhh..." Taylor said, taking in her last gasp as her eyes then closed slowly.
Suddenly, both her arms and legs were losing feeling. And as a minute passed, she finally lost consciousness. Looking right at her, Kelly finally decided to let go, leaving Taylor's body slumped on the table.
"So, looks like you finally decided to give up," Kelly smirked.
Taylor couldn't respond to her mother, knowing she was knocked out cold.
"I didn't wanna had to do this to you sweetie, but you pushed me pass that point." Kelly said as she went into her daughter's purse and took her phone.
"As punishment for your nonstop phone calls & texting, I'm gonna keep your phone and hang on to it until you learn not to be on it constantly." Kelly said as she headed upstairs to her room.
Suddenly, Taylor's cell phone started to ring. Kelly immediately checked the caller ID and saw it was Taylor's boyfriend, Rock.
"Hmmm, I wonder what this could be...?" Kelly thought to herself as she answered the phone, "Hello?"
"Yeah, this is Rock," The rocker replied. "Is Taylor home at this point?"
"Hey Rock, its Kelly, Taylor's smokin' hot mom and your secret lover." Kelly said sexily.
"Whoa, really...?" Rock gasped.
"You remember our special night where we saw Rotley Nude, and then had a special time?" Kelly said.
"Heh, I totally remember it," Rock said, taking a light chuckle. "I couldn't tell if we were either drunk or baked."
"We we're holding hands out of nowhere, and the next minute you know, one thing led to another!" Rock smirked.
"I really enjoyed that special time we had together, I was thinking if you want, we could go out tonight on a date." Kelly smirked.
"I don't know, me and my friend Spud sorta have band practice..." Rock replied.
Hearing this, Kelly decided to go into seduction mode, looking to change his mind.
"Well then, how about you invite me with you to your band practice?" Kelly asked. "It should be fun."
"Whoa, you serious?" Rock spoke at a loss for words. "I frickin' love it!"
"Awesome! How about you pick me up soon and we'll had on over?" Kelly smirked.
"No problem babe!" Rock replied back.
"See you later, hunk..." Kelly smirked as she hung up.
Putting Taylor's phone in her purse, Kelly went up to her bedroom and started changing her clothes.
After she was done, she came out in a small, sleek curvaceous red dress and black high heel stilettos. As she was getting ready to walk out the door, she took one last look at her daughter Taylor, who was still knocked out cold.
"Let that be a lesson to you again, honey." Kelly replied. "Always listen to your mother. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going out on a date tonight. When I return from my date tonight, you better have learn your lesson, otherwise I'll have to teach you the hard way once again. If I'm not back before midnight, don't worry about me." She explained as she finally walked out the door.
With a smirk on her face, Kelly knew what was she was getting herself into. And with the sound of a motorcycle running across her driveway, it was about to be worth it.
Wow, this took a lot of work to be honest. But at least I managed to get it done and over with.
I'd end this story if I could, but do you want a second chapter? Because I'm totally throwing in a bonus chapter just for keeps if you all want one. Until then, be safe, drive safe and stay in school, kids!