"I wonder what would happen if Atem taught Don Patch to play duel monsters." Kit wondered aloud. Suddenly Don Patch, Beauty, and Liv's crazy sister, Mylottia, appeared.
"HI KIT!" Mylottia yelled. Then, Atem and Liv appeared.
"HI KIT! HI MYLOTTIA!" Liv yelled. For some reason, Liv is always loud when her sister was there.
"Okay, what the hell? Why are they here?" Kit asked, seriously pissed off.
"You asked what would happen, and we are going to find out!" Liv squealed. "This will be fun!"
"Do you want to learn duel monsters?" Atem asked Don Patch.
"Sure." Don Patch said. Knowing DP, this will be weird.
"Why am I here?" Beauty asked.
"To eye pop with Kit. She gets lonely being surprised by eye popping stupidity alone." Mylottia explained.
" Let's get started." Atem said. Then, DP was in a military outfit. Beauty and Kit's eyes popped out.
"This is playing a children's card game!" Kit yelled.
"Not war!" Beauty yelled. Atem explained attack and defense. Then, the duel spirit of Kuriboh and Winged Kuriboh appeared. "Awwww. How cute!" Beauty said. Then Don Patch stabbed the Kuribohs.
"Did you just stab the Kuribohs? Even though I hate them, I am enraged!" Atem yelled. Atem summoned Dark Magician. "Stab Don!" Atem yelled. DM did as his master told him.
"I'm feeling stabby!" DP said calmly. After much eye popping and training, Atem and DP had a duel. DP summoned the three Egyptian gods and Exodia in one turn.
"Did you just summon four powerful monsters in one turn?" Atem asked. DP was in a Seto costume.
"Yes! Screw the rules, I'm a rich child billionaire bastard!" DP yelled.
Meanwhile at Kaiba Corp…
"My Kaiba imposter senses are tingling." Seto said suddenly.
"Say what?" said Mokuba.
Back to Atem…
Atem was beaten by Don Patch. "I only lost because some one stole my leather pants!" Atem yelled.
"I DID!" Mylottia screamed, "AND I LOOK SMOKIN'"
"Okay?" Beauty said.
"This was the weirdest day of my life." Kit said and walked away.