-1Disclaimer: This is pointless. I don't own.
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Cooking with Plot Bunnies
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INGREDIENTS:
1 portion Kagome
1 portion InuYasha
1 portion Sesshoumaru
1 pinch betrayal
1 life-or-death situation
5 cups angst
1 tablespoon animosity
½ cup obsession
¼ teaspoon conversation
3 cans of denial, preferably very strong blend with uncertainty and lust
6 cups lust
2 tablespoons tension
1 portion Original Character (optional)
DIRECTIONS:
Preheat oven to 375 degrees.
1) Place the Kagome in a large bowl, pre-soaked in doubts and insecurities.
2) Add the InuYasha, add a dash of betrayal (may be substituted with character death for taste), stir liberally with angst and animosity
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3) Prepare Sesshoumaru in second bowl, dice into out of character state
4) Add obsessive thoughts relating to InuYasha and Kagome, whisk vigorously with denial
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5) Pour 2nd bowl over 1st quickly
6) Add life or death situation, 3 cups lust, conversation, and a large helping of tension to taste.
7) Due to the out of character preparation, one only needs add the remaining 3 cups lust, flavor with fluff and citrus as needed.
8) (optional) Add Original Character to contrast the bitter InuYasha, season with past relation.
9) Separate out mixture into chunks of incongruent material, let cook for 20 chapters.
10) Season with improbability, serve immediately.
Serves hundreds of 13 year old fangirls at once.
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A/N: I'm sorry to subject you to that. I was trying to se if I could manage a second chapter to my parody oneshot When Plot Bunnies Attack from a year or so ago, but this wouldn't get out of my head. DO NOT TAKE OFFENSE TO THIS! As some of you may know, I have used some of these bunnies myself, just as I have always said. I only make fun of the fact that people need to be more creative…and if we can't poke fun at ourselves, what IS the point, really?