*Short note, Pietro is in normal text, Toad is italics, and blob is bold. Enjoy this short, meaningless drabble!*
At the brotherhood's crap shack...
Okay Fred, were gonna go through this ONE more time. You are the boot, Toad is the hat, and I'm the Ferrari. Understand?
How come you get to be the Ferrari?
'Cos I'm the leader, that's why.
Wait, Which one am I?
*Sigh* you're the boot.
I thought I was the boot.
No! You're the hat.
I thought Fred was the hat
Why couldn't Lance tell you how to play monopoly?
He's on a date with kitty.
So who's the hat?
YOU. ARE. THE. FREAKIN'. HAT.
I thought I was the hat.
This game sucks. It's too hard.
It doesn't suck, you two are just too dumb to play properly.
Nah, Freddy's right. This game stinks worse than Lance's socks.
Look, it's really easy. Fred is the boot, Toad is the hat, and I'm the Ferrari. Got it?
But I wanted to be the dog.
NO! Just stick with the pieces you have.
*10 long minutes of explaining later*
So do you understand?
Yes.
Uh...
I'll take that as a yes. Okay, Fred you roll first.
*Smash*
I said ROLL Fred. All you did there was break the TV.
Aww... Desperate housewives is on tonight.
...
So what did i get?
Four. My turn.
Ten. Fred, you're supposed to move your piece.
I am?
Were you even listening before?
No.
F***ing hell...
Is it my turn?
Yes...Just get it over with
What's super tax?
You have to give the bank two hundred bucks.
Crap...
What the...? Don't use real money!
But then how do i pay the bank?
This game is dumb!
*Smash, Scream! *
Well done Blob, you just killed someone on the street with a small metal hat.
What are we gonna do now? There's no TV, and Blob just threw the last board game out the window.
Well, I guess we go back to being bored.
*Awkward silence*