This is really stupid…
I'm sorry.
Ren Tao was a boy who liked his constant routines. Every morning he'd wake up at the crack of dawn, train with Bason, and cool off with a glass of milk.
Ren Tao was a boy who enjoyed his milk immensely. The thick, slightly sweet liquid was something he always looked forward to drinking everyday. In all honesty, Ren Tao could easily live off milk for the rest of his life and he'd be happy. Well, as happy as a Ren Tao could possibly be.
Horohoro Usui was a boy who loved mischief. He was a boy who loved to laugh and loved to see his sexy Chinese boyfriend loose his temper over tiny things. Now, Horohoro Usui knew his boyfriend for several years, and he was very aware of his routine. Horohoro Usui is also very aware of Ren Tao's love for milk. So, as a prank, Horohoro Usui replaced Ren Tao's usually fresh milk with milk that was fresh a full week ago.
Horohoro Usui entered the kitchen as he observed Ren Tao gulp down his milk straight from the carton, as usual. Standing in front of the Chinese shaman, he watched with amusement as his boyfriend's face soured.
"Pretty good, huh?" Horohoro Usui asked, stifling a laugh.
Ren Tao instantly dispensed the contents of his mouth onto Horohoro Usui's face via spitting motion. "KISAMA! Don't fuck with my goddamn milk!!"
Horohoro Usui could only manage a quiet, grossed out, "foul…" in response. He used the back of his hand to wipe off some of the white liquid near his right eye.
Ren Tao remained furious until he caught a good glance at Horohoro Usui's face. His brow was furrowed adorably, and his bottom lip jutted out in a faint pout. And, of course, his face was covered in a mysterious white liquid.
Ren Tao clasped his nose closed as he felt a nosebleed coming.
Of course, this action was not unseen by Horohoro Usui. He narrowed his eyes. "Dream on. The unwritten rules of yaoi state that I'll always be seme, shorty."
In case you haven't noticed, the taller character is always seme in yaoi. Tehe.Does anyone else feel tempted to type an "i" after typing Tao? I know I do. XD
I'm sorry this was so stupid.
I hope it was slightly amusing?
Oh, and I'm sorry for the first and last name thing, I thought it kind of fit the atmosphere.
Thanks for reading!
Please review!
Othewise, I'll probably delete this. XP