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Youko stared at the little miko in an indecent kimono who had wandered into the clearing he was sitting in.
She stared back at him, blinking repeatedly.
"Uh…" she said.
Youko looked her up and down, feeling quite lucky. He had been wanting for some female companionship lately. He stood from his seat and walked toward the tiny woman.
"Would you like to keep me company, little one?" he asked smoothly, a small smirk playing on his lips.
The woman's hesitant and timid expression vanished and she started glaring at him.
"Pig."
"Fox," he corrected.
"Kit," she spat.
Youko gaped.
…
This came to me when I should have been sleeping.
Pig, Fox, and Kit.
Poor Youko.
T.N.T!