Disclaimer: I don't own it. JKR does. Not me. Nope.

"Never again, Draco. I refuse to take orders from anyone! I'm not some sort of pawn they can control!"

"But, Harry--"

"No, Draco! I won't do it and they can't make me."

"Harry, surely you realize..."

"Oh, I realize everything! I realize that they want to control me!"

"No one wants to control you. You're being overdramatic."

"I am not! It's the same thing everyday and I'm tired of taking orders!"

"Think about what you just said."

"Oh, I have thought about it, Draco."

"Then quit."

"I can't quit! Everyone needs me!"

"I'm sure we'll manage."

"No you won't! I hold this place together! If it wasn't for me, no one would like you."

"Harry..."

WHAT?!"

"You have a customer."

"Welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order?"