Disclaimer: I don't own That 70's Show or Friends, or any of their characters. It would be fun, though, if I did. But I don't.
A/N: This is just because I love the TV Shows That 70's Show, and Friends, and I see a lot of interesting similarities.
They were all sitting in the basement again, talking. They were always doing that.
"Why can't we ever do something?" Jackie complained.
Hyde laughed. "Because this is what we do. We sit here, we talk, we laugh. We don't ever do anything else," he replied.
"Steven," she laughed, hitting him.
"Oh, come on, you guys, we do stuff," Kelso said, standing up excitedly.
"Like what?" Donna replied.
"Well, we- you know, we- oh, forget it," he said, sitting back down.
They all sat in silence.
He stood up again quickly. "Well, there was that one time that we all went to the lake, and I pushed Hyde in the water, and he got mad." He laughed.
Hyde turned to him. "I pushed you in the lake."
"Well, what if I did push you in the pool?" Kelso asked. "Would you like me better then, Jackie?"
"Oh shut up, Michael," she said, as she pushed him off the couch.
"Nice hit, Jackie," Hyde said, looking at his girlfriend, clearly pleased.
"Don't worry, Steven," she said. "I'll always like you better," she added, as she kissed him.
"Oh, now that's a stab in the heart," Kelso said, getting back on the couch.
"Sorry, Kelso, you'll be fine," Hyde said, before returning to kissing Jackie.
"So, what are we going to do?" Donna said. "I hate to admit this, but Jackie's actually right."
Eric turned to her. "Ugh, I thought I'd never see the day when I had to hear you say that."
Donna shrugged. "I'm sorry, but we do need to do something."
"Come on, you guys, we'll find something to do," Fez said. "Otherwise, we'll just start fighting again, and Jackie will push Kelso again."
"Ooh, I have an idea," said Jackie. "Let's go and rent-"
"The Phantom Menace!" Eric shouted.
"No!" Hyde, Kelso, Donna, and Jackie shouted.
"Why not? I like the menacing phantoms," said Fez.
"Look, Sweetie," said Donna. "If you love me, you will stop mentioning Star Wars."
Eric looked at her. "But-I- it's- Luke-"
Donna batted her eyelashes.
"Oh, whatever," he said, and commenced to kissing her.
"Fine, you know what? I'm going to go get us a soda while you decide what to do. Donna, do you want a Tab?" Jackie said.
"Yeah, sure, Jackie, thanks," she said, smiling.
Jackie got up, and walked over to the fridge.
"You know, Jackie," Donna started. "You've really gotten a lot nicer lately, and I really like-"
"Shut up, Donna!" Jackie shouted. She ran straight back to the couch, and grabbed Hyde's hand. "Come on, Steven, everybody, you've got to see this!"
"Jackie, I'm going to tell you now, that's a refridgerator," Eric said. "And yes, we know, it's cold." Donna laughed.
"Ugh, I know that, Eric, but that is not what your fridge is. It's not even cold!"
"Then it's broken," replied Donna.
"No, it's not even, like, the inside of a fridge. It's like an apartment!" she shouted excitedly.
"Jackie, I think you've been spending a little too much time with Hyde," Fez said.
"No, you guys, I'm serious! Come here, look!" she shouted, dragging Hyde by the arm.
"What the heck?" Donna cried, looking into what used to be the Foreman's fridge. "Oh my gosh, it is an apartment- Jackie's right!"
"Again! Stop saying that!" Eric moaned.
"Oh, stop it, Eric, I'm always right," Jackie said. "Right, Steven?"
"I would say no, but I know you don't actually want the truth, so yes," Hyde said.
"See?" said Jackie. "I'm right!"
"Anyways, moving back to the giant apartment that just popped out of Foreman's fridge!" Hyde said.
"Oh my gosh, you guys, look at this!" Kelso shouted. "It's a giant, white dog," he said, petting it. "It's amazing!"
"Hey, hands off the dog!" Joey Tribbiani shouted, as he and the rest of the gang walked into the room.
