It had been two days since Charlie and Sasha became part of David's family and they loved it vary much. It was about dinner time and David was going to eat with his dogs alone because his mom and dad were at a meeting in town. Charlie picked up the phone and called Little Nero's Pizza.
"I would love a three meat pizza," he told the man on the phone.
"Anything to drink?" the man asked.
Charlie turned to David. "A large soda, Charlie," said David as he set the table.
Sasha smiled. "This is going to be a great dinner," she said happily.
After Charlie gave the man the order he was told it would take ten minutes to get to their home. David and Charlie moved the TV toward the front door they had a planed to prank the pizza boy. When the pizza boy arrived he knocked on the door.
David hit the play button on the remote. "Who is it?" asked the gangster on the movie.
"It's Little Nero's and I have your pizza, sir!" said the pizza boy.
It was working like the way David and Charlie had planed it. David fast forwarded to the next scene and hit "play."
"Leave it on the doorstep and get the fuck out of here," snapped the gangster.
"Alright, sir," said the pizza boy, as he put the pizza on the doorstep. "But what about the money?" asked the pizza boy.
David raced to the next scene of the movie. "What are you talking about? What money?" asked the gangster.
"Well you have to pay for your pizza, sir," the pizza boy said timidly. A second later David hit "play" again.
"Is that a fact?" snarled the gangster. "How much do I have to give you?"
The Pizza boy thought for a moment. "With the drink it come to a total of fourteen dollars and fifty cents,"
David put the money in Charlie's collar and opened the door. The pizza boy looked at Charlie and took the money. It was fifteen dollars. David then let Charlie back in the house and hit "play" button again.
"Keep the change, you filthy slimebag-of-an-animal," snarled the gangster.
The pizza boy was mad that he got fifty cents for a tip. "Fuck you and your dog! You fat tub of lard. And also...You're a cheapskate!" yelled the pizza boy.
The pizza boy turned to leave, but stopped when he heard the man on the movie call out. "Hey! I'm going to give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yellow, no-good ass off my fucking property before I pump your guts full of lead!" David and Charlie could not keep a straight face because it was so funny.
"One, two!...Ten!" shouted the gangster. The pizza boy fell down the front steps as gunfire came from the house. He got to his feet, got in his car and drove away as fast as he could.
David opened the door and picked up the pizza. Sasha shook her head and smiled. "You could get in trouble for a prank like this, but it was vary funny."
"Let's eat, guys," said David as he sat at the table.