Cloud: I learned a lot of stuff after I got mako poisoning…it can really mess with your brain. Can you imagine living in that stuff?
Zack: I. Am. Pomegranate Man!
Cloud: I think that maybe Cetra's might be able to handle all that mako but then again…Aerith was never that bright…
Zack: And this is my sidekick…uh…Pinky!
Aerith: Dum, duh, duh-dum, da, da, da dada-dum! (Final Fantasy victory theme just in case you couldn't understand that)
Zack: anyway, I am Pomegranate Man, I am twenty times faster than Bacon Man, and I know pomegranates taste a lot better than Super Man.
Cloud: Not meaning he's actually tasted Super Man, he's just drunk, okay?
Zack: Shut up, Mako Boy!
Cloud: My name is Cloud…C—loud…do not make me start talkin' like Reno's clone, yo.
Aerith: (giggling) Cloud said yo…haha.
Zack: That's un-Cloud…yes, and our super-villain…evil dude guy is 'Dude in A Box' he is stuck…in a box.
Aerith: What do we do, Zack? What? What?!
Zack: I SHALL GET MORE TAPE!
Cloud: And a video camera…I wanna post this on YouTube!
Zack: (faintly) 'kay!
Sephiroth: ZACK, IF I DON'T GET ME OUT OF THIS BOX IN THE NEXT TEN SECONDS…YOU…WILL…DIE…uh…again…I guess.
Zack: (faintly) Aerith, sit on the box.
Cloud: this probably is his attempt to murder the chatterbox without getting blood on his own hands.
Zack: it is not! I just didn't want to be stabbity-stabbed.
Cloud: Zack, are you drunk?
Zack: n-no! I'm not drunk, see, I no slurs!
Cloud: I see…then where are you?
Zack: I am in my fantasy world with all my daily-based superheroes!
Cloud: Okay...then who are you?
Zack: I am pomegranate man!
Cloud: No, you're Zack.
Zack: Shut up, Edward.
Cloud: Edward? Where the hell did you get that?
Aerith: (screams)
Zack:…gotta go.
Tifa: (mumbling) CLOUD!!
Cloud: What?
Tifa: Gengivitis is attacking me!
Cloud: Am I the only sane one here?
Genesis: (evil laughter)
Cloud: So I went to save Tifa from Genesis and I found out waaaaay too late...
Genesis: Hey there, Mako Boy… (Winks)
Cloud: (clears throat) He wasn't exactly hitting on Tifa...do I have to explain it really?
Zack: Yes, yes you do.
Cloud: WELL I WILL NOT!
Zack: Okay, you don't have to yell.
Cloud: I AM NOT YELLING!!
Zack: YES, YOU ARE!!
Aerith: (with a bleeding arm) STOPPIT NOW OR I WILL TURN THIS…LIFESTREAM AROUND, AND DON'T THINK I WON'T!
Cloud and Zack: Yes ma'am.
Zack: He started it.
Cloud: (slaps)
Zack: what?
Cloud: So…now what?
Zack: I must warn Bacon Man about the Early Bird special!
Aerith: Oh no! Zack, what if he doesn't make it?
Zack: I dunno…maybe Kadaj'll eat 'im anyway.
Aerith: And then what, Zack?
Zack: I want some yogurt…
Yeah, this is chapter 1 and I plan on doing more soon. I was really quoting my bestest bud, Bill for Zack and without him I wouldn't have even thought of making Zack a psychotic superhero. We both hope this made you laugh and I promise that there'll be more of this in the future...hopefully the near future. I own nothing but Bacon Man, Mako Boy,Gengevitus, and the yogurt–which we're out of...