I don't own the characters.
All credit goes to DREAMWORKS. ;)
So it was a cloudy Saturday in NY and even though the sun wasn't out the climate was still warm. Well.. With that said we now move to Central Park zoo.
Where the egotistical lemur king himself attempted to once again steal his neighbours' strategically adorable car. But of course the penguins had it all boobie trapped.
Julien was launched by a spring hidden in the front seat, and flew all the way to the gorilla habitat, landing on the tree, and the force of his fall broke the branch for Bing's swinging tire. He tried to run away by sneaking out of their home before they noticed.
Unfortunately it was when he jumped over the wall, one of the gorillas had gotten up to peak at what was going on outside their enclosure.
"Ey yo, you know who did this to our tire?"
Julien panicked before he yelled."EEHH!...IT WAS THE BRAINY PENGUIN!"
Then he pointed an accusing finger at Kowalski who happened to be taking a stroll around the the zoo.
"Oh you're gonna get it now!" The second gorilla said before cracking his knuckles.
"Mommy..." the tall bird shuddered whimpering in a tiny voice before he began to get beaten mercilessly.
The ring tailed lemur watched them injure the poor innocent bystander before dashing off and sniggering evilly.
Next we move to headquarters where Rico and Private were doing their hobbies, when they heard a knock at the door.
Since he was the closest to the door, Rico stopped what he was doing and left to answer it with a bored expression on his face.
Sure enough It was Julien. Before the lemur could say a word the scarred bird slammed the door closed again and walked back to the isle with the same bored expression on his face.
Private looked at Rico with a disappointed glare. It was not in their nature to reject anyone when they needed help, Even Julien. The generous penguin waddled over to the door and opened it slowly.
Strangely Julien was still there. A slightly sad look decorated his face. "Hi Julien what's the dilemma?" Private asked giving him a friendly smile.
"Well," The lemur started "I would like to be buying a royal vehicle for my kingly services," he declared proudly.
But his pride turned to sadness again."but I' am not having enough cash." Private rolled his eyes still keeping his smile.
"Alrighty Julien, how much do you want?"
Julien smiled as he spread his arms out and a rainbow appeared over him which said "Over 9000 dollars." As he did so the sound of sparkling and children cheering could be heard out of no where.
Private looked shocked at the amount Julien just requested and then yelled . "WAT!? ARE YOU BONKERS!? OVER 9000 DOLL-" before he could finish scolding the mammal the young penguin fainted from shock.
Rico chuckled. Knowing Julien wouldn't have had any good requests to ask from them.
When that plan failed Julien climbed up the Ladder, out the hatch, onto top side, where the lead penguin was relaxing on a chair with a pair of shades on. The king walked towards Skipper, took a deep breath and called out to him trying to sound as friendly as possible.
"HELLO, bossy penguin! Wow! What lovely weather we are having! The sun isn't out so there's no risk of getting the sun burns, and OH did you do something with your hair—"
"What do ya want ringtail."
Skipper grumbled without turning to look at him. Telling Julien to beat about the bush knowing he was hesitating to ask for some kind of favor.
To this the lemur kneeled down in a pleading position and tried to give him the cutest look he could. "Can I have some money? :3"
It then cuts to where Skipper responds by kicking Julien out of their habitat and yelling "Get a job, twinkle toes!"
Julien picks himself off from the ground and thinks for a moment... And then it hits him. "That is it! I shall get a job! Glad I thought of it. "He told himself arrogantly."
Job No.1
Accessories stand
The Ring-tailed lemur had set up a stand In the park just outside the zoo with a bunch of items, selling each for 10 dollars. There were cushions, blankets, a stereo, a Spanish guitar….. Wait Spanish guitar!? It was not known where Julien had gotten all these things from but no one bothered to ask and as a result a male otter had happily purchased the Spanish guitar (I have no idea where the animals get their money but just roll with it ).
Maurice had then walked by Julien's side looking relieved that he found him there.
"There you are your majesty! I just woke in the bouncy and you were gone! It's not like you to wake up early, or even leave the zoo at a time like this! It could be dangerou— since when did you start selling accessories?!" The Aye Aye asked.
"Is it so wrong of me to be getting a job?" The king asked pretending to look offended. Maurice smiled.
"Wow I'm actually proud of you your highness, glad you aren't stealing anything from anyone."But then after Maurice thought for a while, his happy expression became a concerned one.
"Ummm… Julien, where did you get all these goods?" The taller lemur looked at him and simply said.
"Oh I borrowed it from the otter. Forever. She doesn't know yet but I'm sure that's ok."
The Aye Aye's eyes widened "JULIEN! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU!? THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS BORROWING FOREVER!"
To this the superior looked surprised but then rolled his eyes. "Silly Maurice. You'll get stress marks with all that yelling.
"Maurice wanted to find another way to knock some sense into him but found it hopeless.
"Fine… But when the owner of these items confronts you, I wasn't involved in any of the burglary." And with that he left.
"Hmmph… Stupid Maurice.." Julien mumbled to himself. "Trying to tell the 'KING' what he can and cannot do…."
But then all of a sudden, a loud angry female voice could be heard from the zoo gates. Julien looked to the side and saw that it was a furious Marlene charging towards him….. With a rather hard looking wooden baseball bat.
"Julien!" She yelled "I'm gonna kill you!
With her flaming brown eyes leering into his petrified yellow ones. He yelped and then ran as fast as his long legs could carry him with the agitated animal dead on his tail.
Job No.2
Plumbing
The lemur grimaced at the sight of a clogged toilet. "You must fix it." Mason pleaded "We've had to use the grass as our toilet for nearly a week now…"
That comment made Julien cringe even more before Phil handed him a plunger.
"Good luck old bean.. You're going to need it." Mason murmured before the two chimps left that part of their exhibit.
The potent stench of the toilet wafted into the lemurs nose making him shudder in disgust.
"Ugh! I will never be able to be doing this on my own… Luckily the explody penguin left this bomb laying around in the door way."
Out of no where he pulls out a stick of dynamite, and matches. He then lights the dynamite and dunks it into the toilet.
"Ok panzies I got the toilet fixed!" He called from the bathroom. Mason walked towards him looking surprised.
"My my done so soon!? Thanks old chap." He then gave Julien a good 20 dollars. The lemur king happily skipped out of the chimps habitat.
Mason had then gone to try out the newly repaired toilet and sat on it reading a newspaper…bBut only seconds later is blown away by an out-of-nowhere explosion causing the primate to be blown away into a farther part of the zoo, landing with an uncomfortably loud THUD!
"OW! Holy Shi– Crud!" He groaned in pain.
Julien skipped giddily. Holding the received money in his hands tightly. He could already envision his goal!
A beautiful green Mercedes-Benz.
He imagined himself driving it around the zoo and winning a race with it. After the race was won, many females of different species crowded around him squealing like obsessed fangirls.. But his thought came to an end when he realized. He was still incredibly far away from his prize….
And it's gonna take more than blowing up a toilet to get to it.
So this a Madagascar parody of Mario for hire but I twisted things up and I removed and added things of my own so that things stay in character .It's Not the exact same thing as Mario for hire but it has a similar premise. I'm still giving credit to SMG4 though. Anyway I will update randomly but more chapters to come :)