Never Again
Notes: I am in my ever present quest to give this story a plot. Unfortunately, I'm listening to the soundtrack of 'Chicago' and have some sick desire to write a musical. *will resist will resist* Okay. Next part. Right, this part is right after the bar scene. McCoy is the first speaker.
"We are -never- doing that again. That was horrible."
"I believe the appropriate term is 'I told you so'."
"Shut up."
"Did you have to insist that we do that together? I would have been successful alone."
"You already for me unconsious. It's NOT happening again."
sigh "Have you moticed our surrondings?"
"You're the one who had to try the Vulcan Nerve pinch on that security guard."
"It seemed logical at the time."
"We're in prison now, you moron."
"I am aware of that."
"Well, at least you're not entirely useless."
"I do not believe that I am 'useless'."
"I know, I just meant-oh never mind."
"Are you quite finished?"
"...yeah. Pretty much. I can whine later."
"Good. I would like to tell you a story."
"A story, oh christ."
clears throat "If you -please-. Once there was a-"
"Don't you mean 'once upon a time'?"
"Not all stories begin with 'once upon a time', Leonard."
"Well they should."
"This attempt is futile, isn't it?"
"Quite."
sigh "Then I will cease the telling."
"Good."
silence
"God, this is boring."
Notes: I am in my ever present quest to give this story a plot. Unfortunately, I'm listening to the soundtrack of 'Chicago' and have some sick desire to write a musical. *will resist will resist* Okay. Next part. Right, this part is right after the bar scene. McCoy is the first speaker.
"We are -never- doing that again. That was horrible."
"I believe the appropriate term is 'I told you so'."
"Shut up."
"Did you have to insist that we do that together? I would have been successful alone."
"You already for me unconsious. It's NOT happening again."
sigh "Have you moticed our surrondings?"
"You're the one who had to try the Vulcan Nerve pinch on that security guard."
"It seemed logical at the time."
"We're in prison now, you moron."
"I am aware of that."
"Well, at least you're not entirely useless."
"I do not believe that I am 'useless'."
"I know, I just meant-oh never mind."
"Are you quite finished?"
"...yeah. Pretty much. I can whine later."
"Good. I would like to tell you a story."
"A story, oh christ."
clears throat "If you -please-. Once there was a-"
"Don't you mean 'once upon a time'?"
"Not all stories begin with 'once upon a time', Leonard."
"Well they should."
"This attempt is futile, isn't it?"
"Quite."
sigh "Then I will cease the telling."
"Good."
silence
"God, this is boring."