GUNDAM WING PILOTS AS TUXEDO KAMEN??????
Disclaimers: I don't own Gundam Wing or Sailor Moon. This is simply a sleep-deprived person's attempt at humor.
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[One day, Chiba Mamoru decided to take a vacation during the filming of Sailor Moon. The producers and directors, desperate for a replacement, decided to extend an invitation to each of the Gundam Wing pilots to tryout for the role of Tuxedo Kamen.]
***Heero Yui as Tuxedo Kamen***
SM Villian: Hahaha! I will take all the energy I need so that the Dark Moon can rule the world! Hahahahaha!
Sailor Moon: Oh no, what shall we do?
[A single red rose is deftly thrown in front of the villain and the cheesy music begins.]
Heero: Omae o korosu!
Director: Cut! Cut! What in the world was that? Sailor Moon characters can't go threatening to kill people.
Heero (turns to stare at Director): Omae o korosu!
Director: That's it! Get this guy out of here!
Heero (draws his gun): Omae...
***Duo Maxwell as Tuxedo Kamen***
SM Villian: Hahaha! You sailor soldiers are no match for my powers! I will rule the world! Hahahahahahahaha!
Sailor Moon: Oh no, what shall we do?
[A single black rose is expertly tossed in front of the villain and the cheesy music begins.]
Duo: Hahaha! Get ready, because Shinigami is here to send you to hell!
Director: Cut! Cut! You can't talk about the God of Death or sending people to hell! This is Sailor Moon, for crying out! No death! At least nothing permanent. And anything involving ruin or destruction should be pretty and cute, like Hotaru!
Sailor Saturn (blushes)
Director (glares at DUO): Your discussion of death is crass and crude. What is up with you Gundam pilots? Get him out of here!
Duo: Damn! I needed the money. And there were so many cute chicks on this show!
***Trowa Barton as Tuxedo Kamen***
SM Villian: Hahaha! You are all at my mercy, you pretty sailor suited soldiers! The world is mine! Hahahahahahahaha!
Sailor Moon: Oh no, what shall we do?
[A single red rose is thrown into the ground in front of the villain and the cheesy music begins once again.]
Trowa: ..............
(Everyone continues to look up expectantly at Trowa)
Trowa: .............
Director: Say something for crying out loud! Are you mute???
Trowa: ............?
Director: Cut! Cut! What the hell is going on here! Get the strong and silent one out of here. Sailor Moon requires very vocal characters. This guy doesn't cut it!
***Quatre Raberba Winner as Tuxedo Kamen***
SM Villain: Hahaha! The world shall feel my wrath! I shall suck up all the energy and shall leave this planet lifeless. Hahahahahahahaha!
Sailor Moon: Oh no, what shall we do?
[A bouquet of red roses are carefully tossed to the ground in front of the villain and the cheesy music starts.]
Quatre (tears in his eyes): Please, violence is not the answer! Do not destroy our Mother Earth, it is a kind and beautiful place.
SM Villain: That's not in the script!
Director: Cut! Cut! Where are you picking up this garbage, you sissy boy?!
Quatre (eyes begin to turn maniacal): You mock me??? Ha! Then you shall all die! Die! All of you!
Director: HELP!
***Wufei Chang as Tuxedo Kamen***
SM Villain: Hahahaha! My diabolical plan is almost complete! So what if all my past plans have failed miserably? This time, no one can stop me. Hahahahahaha!
Sailor Moon: Oh no, what shall we do?
[A single red rose is thrown perfectly in front of the villain. Cheesy music blares out of the stereo system (Wufei apparently likes the music a lot).]
Wufei: Stop, foul villain! Your actions are unjust and shall not be forgiven! I cannot let you and your vile plans come to fruition! I stand for justice!
Director (stars in his eyes): I'm so happy! Finally one of them fits our mold!
Wufei: I will defend these weaklings against your unjust oppression!
Sailor Moon: Hey! We're not weak!
Wufei (glares): Yes, you are. Now shut up, onna. I'm not done with my lines. I have another few pages left to go. Meanwhile, I want all of you weak onnas to keep your mouths shut!
Sailor Mars, Sailor Jupiter, and Sailor Uranus: WHAT?! WEAK?! We'll show you!
[Wufei is attacked by several Sailor Senshi.]
Director (hands in face): I give up. Where is Chiba Mamoru when I need him?
***Chiba Mamoru relaxing on a beach for his vacation***
Mamoru: Ahh...I love this vacation. Are you enjoying yourself, Relena- san?
Relena: Yes, it's great to be on vacation. I wonder if they've found a temporary replacement for my role in Gundam Wing?
Mamoru: Hmm...I wonder who will try out for your part?
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Author's Note: This was originally just a little "Omake" (extra) added to one of my Gundam Wing humor fanfics (Relena Peacecraft and the Quest for the Holy Grail). But I figured I would also drop this in the GW/SM section.
Disclaimers: I don't own Gundam Wing or Sailor Moon. This is simply a sleep-deprived person's attempt at humor.
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[One day, Chiba Mamoru decided to take a vacation during the filming of Sailor Moon. The producers and directors, desperate for a replacement, decided to extend an invitation to each of the Gundam Wing pilots to tryout for the role of Tuxedo Kamen.]
***Heero Yui as Tuxedo Kamen***
SM Villian: Hahaha! I will take all the energy I need so that the Dark Moon can rule the world! Hahahahaha!
Sailor Moon: Oh no, what shall we do?
[A single red rose is deftly thrown in front of the villain and the cheesy music begins.]
Heero: Omae o korosu!
Director: Cut! Cut! What in the world was that? Sailor Moon characters can't go threatening to kill people.
Heero (turns to stare at Director): Omae o korosu!
Director: That's it! Get this guy out of here!
Heero (draws his gun): Omae...
***Duo Maxwell as Tuxedo Kamen***
SM Villian: Hahaha! You sailor soldiers are no match for my powers! I will rule the world! Hahahahahahahaha!
Sailor Moon: Oh no, what shall we do?
[A single black rose is expertly tossed in front of the villain and the cheesy music begins.]
Duo: Hahaha! Get ready, because Shinigami is here to send you to hell!
Director: Cut! Cut! You can't talk about the God of Death or sending people to hell! This is Sailor Moon, for crying out! No death! At least nothing permanent. And anything involving ruin or destruction should be pretty and cute, like Hotaru!
Sailor Saturn (blushes)
Director (glares at DUO): Your discussion of death is crass and crude. What is up with you Gundam pilots? Get him out of here!
Duo: Damn! I needed the money. And there were so many cute chicks on this show!
***Trowa Barton as Tuxedo Kamen***
SM Villian: Hahaha! You are all at my mercy, you pretty sailor suited soldiers! The world is mine! Hahahahahahahaha!
Sailor Moon: Oh no, what shall we do?
[A single red rose is thrown into the ground in front of the villain and the cheesy music begins once again.]
Trowa: ..............
(Everyone continues to look up expectantly at Trowa)
Trowa: .............
Director: Say something for crying out loud! Are you mute???
Trowa: ............?
Director: Cut! Cut! What the hell is going on here! Get the strong and silent one out of here. Sailor Moon requires very vocal characters. This guy doesn't cut it!
***Quatre Raberba Winner as Tuxedo Kamen***
SM Villain: Hahaha! The world shall feel my wrath! I shall suck up all the energy and shall leave this planet lifeless. Hahahahahahahaha!
Sailor Moon: Oh no, what shall we do?
[A bouquet of red roses are carefully tossed to the ground in front of the villain and the cheesy music starts.]
Quatre (tears in his eyes): Please, violence is not the answer! Do not destroy our Mother Earth, it is a kind and beautiful place.
SM Villain: That's not in the script!
Director: Cut! Cut! Where are you picking up this garbage, you sissy boy?!
Quatre (eyes begin to turn maniacal): You mock me??? Ha! Then you shall all die! Die! All of you!
Director: HELP!
***Wufei Chang as Tuxedo Kamen***
SM Villain: Hahahaha! My diabolical plan is almost complete! So what if all my past plans have failed miserably? This time, no one can stop me. Hahahahahaha!
Sailor Moon: Oh no, what shall we do?
[A single red rose is thrown perfectly in front of the villain. Cheesy music blares out of the stereo system (Wufei apparently likes the music a lot).]
Wufei: Stop, foul villain! Your actions are unjust and shall not be forgiven! I cannot let you and your vile plans come to fruition! I stand for justice!
Director (stars in his eyes): I'm so happy! Finally one of them fits our mold!
Wufei: I will defend these weaklings against your unjust oppression!
Sailor Moon: Hey! We're not weak!
Wufei (glares): Yes, you are. Now shut up, onna. I'm not done with my lines. I have another few pages left to go. Meanwhile, I want all of you weak onnas to keep your mouths shut!
Sailor Mars, Sailor Jupiter, and Sailor Uranus: WHAT?! WEAK?! We'll show you!
[Wufei is attacked by several Sailor Senshi.]
Director (hands in face): I give up. Where is Chiba Mamoru when I need him?
***Chiba Mamoru relaxing on a beach for his vacation***
Mamoru: Ahh...I love this vacation. Are you enjoying yourself, Relena- san?
Relena: Yes, it's great to be on vacation. I wonder if they've found a temporary replacement for my role in Gundam Wing?
Mamoru: Hmm...I wonder who will try out for your part?
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Author's Note: This was originally just a little "Omake" (extra) added to one of my Gundam Wing humor fanfics (Relena Peacecraft and the Quest for the Holy Grail). But I figured I would also drop this in the GW/SM section.