Rewrite The Forms

by upwiththebirds33

Hai, so you know in Algebra you learn about different forms for lines: slope intercept, which is y … mx b, standard, which is Ay Bx … C, and point-slope, which is y - b … m(x - a). (Sorry the equals signs aren't working so I used this: …). So I made a parody of Rewrite the Stars and I hope y'all like it. **WARNING INSANITY AHEAD**

Rewrite the Forms

Our teacher wants to

It's not a secret she tries to hide

We know she wants to

But we keep saying we've already tried

We claim it cannot be done

That slope-intercept can't be standard and

Definitely not point-slope

But our teacher says we can

So who can stop her from teaching us

'Cause she teaches Math C

What if we REWRITE THE FORMS

Say slope-intercept was MADE TO BE STANDARD

Nothing can KEEP US AWAY

From using point-slope even though it's nasty

It's up to you

And it's up to me

'Cause we all know y is mx+b

So why don't we REWRITE THE FORMS

Changing the b to be four

In math

She says it's easy

Says we can do it on IXL

But we can't do it

'Cause we don't know how to do it well

I know she's wondering why

Because we know how to find the m and b

Within the walls

Of our teacher's math class

But what she's gonna see

Is that we're hopeless after all

No one can REWRITE THE FORMS

Say slope-intercept was MADE TO BE STANDARD

Everything KEEPS US AWAY

From using point-slope because it's nasty

It's not up to you

It's not up to me

'Cause no one says y is mx+b

No one can REWRITE THE FORMS

Changing the b to be four

In math

Our teacher wants us to FIND the B

She just wants us to FIND it PLEASE

So please can we FIND the B?

It feels impossible

It's not impossible

Is it impossible

Say that it's possible

How do we REWRITE THE FORMS

Say slope-intercept was MADE TO BE STANDARD

Nothing can KEEP US AWAY

From using point-slope even though it's nasty

It's up to you

And it's up to me

'Cause we all know y is mx+b

How do we REWRITE THE FORMS

Changing the b to be four

We know she wants to

It's not a secret she tries to hide

But we can't do it

It just won't work we've already tried

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HALLOOO MY FRIENDS! I hope you enjoyed this parody. BTW Math C is advanced math at our school.

Hopefully I'll have some more TGS parodies soon (A Million Cheeses, maybe? XD)

Thanks for reading! Please review and tell me what you think or suggest songs for me to parody if you'd like.

I can do parodies for TGS, Lotr, PotC, and Star Wars. Sadly I know very little music but I could do Christmas songs, Coldplay, or Greatest Showman, and possibly some kids' Disney music.