One day, Mikan was galloping like a chicken. A boy named Ivan was dancing on his scooter. Suddenly two bodies collided, the boy flashed Mikan one of his charming, sweet, loving, seductive grins and said, "Like the b-" he dashed off his eyes unpeeled from Mikan's wonderf- lets just stop there.

Mikan's cheeks were flushed like the toilet, but she skipped away singing the chicken song.
Once at her classroom, she saw the handsome overly chiseled faced Ivan, but she didn't know his name so was too shy to go up.
At math class, Mikan was just doodling chicken pictures and love eyes towards Ivan.

Then came lunch; Mikan screamed out of the classroom failing her arms and to the food court – she loves food and will eat millions of chicken.

After finding her desire, chicken, Mikan sat down; she apparently sat next to Ivan.

Ivan winked, he patted Mikan, "Yo."

Mikan just sat there, dazed not knowing what to do and pipped up, "You know you're very very verrryryyyyyyyyy handsome?!"

Mikan blushed, realizing what she had just said, covering her mouth.

Ivan gobbled like a turkey and leaned in to Mikan.

Mikan puckered out her lips, closed her eyes, made smoochy noise and headed towards Ivan's buttcheek.

Ivan scooted farther from Mikan and then Mikan was getting ready for the wonderful - glorious moment, she felt around Ivan, thinking it was his head and lip, she threw herself on Ivan's butt; kissing it deeply with love.

"Um, that's my butt."

"KYAAAAKKAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAY' Little Mikan ran away.

Mikan was so scared to her panties were already soaked with pee, she ran and ran and ran and ran miles to her cake.

Suddenly, a fat pimply boy appeared out of no where.

Mikan thought, oooh that will be my sexy boyfriend :)

The boy headed straight towards Mikan and he smiled, "Will you go out on a date with me?"

Mikan desperately nodded, she squealed like a pig and clinked onto the boy, "YES YES YES!"

"Give me your phone- number sweetpea, mine is x0x0x0-8963."

Mikan dashed her phone out and they exchanged names and phone-numbers.

"Haopoe is a sexy name" she winked.

"Yes it is! O.K, I need to go now, text me babe!" Haopoe danced away, clucking with happiness.

Mikan was in class when she heard a 'ding!' on her phone. She checked it and saw on her lock-screen.

From BabyHaoPoe3

Yo, dinner, you pay, 39 Street NW from Chicken Tunnel.

Two seconds ago

Mikan looked lovingly at her wonderful text, not realizing that she had to pay, she giggled and replied,

Okay! Pick me up at my apartment!

She went back to doodling and half-heartedly listening to class when she heard another 'ding!'. Checking at her phone, she saw the text.

From BabyHaoPoe3

BTW I don't have a car lol

Mikan glared furiously, literally steam was pumping out and she stormed out of the room and flied home.

ok have a nice day