I did this awhile ago because of boredom I know it's not perfect but let me know what you think also this story is incomplete
Naruto & One Piece Fan Fiction - Find The Intruder
"At the Hidden Leaf Village"
Kakashi: Listen up
Naruto: What is it Kakashi-sensei
Kakashi: Team 7 have been assigned to another mission
Naruto: What kind of mission is it?
Kakashi: Well it appears we have some intruders on Waterway Island
Naruto: Where's that
Kakashi: Just over in Tea Country
Naruto: Oh ok what are doing there
Kakashi: Your finding out the intruder's identity we've tried once but the attempt failed.
Naruto: Jeez I thought the Hidden Leaf had better ninjas
Kakashi: We do but we didn't bother sending proper ninjas
Naruto: Then who did you send
Kakashi: A kid in Green Spandex
Naruto: You mean Bushy Brow
Kakashi: No we sent Konahamoro instead...he wanted to test his new fighting style on the target
Naruto: Konahamoro fighting in Bushy Brow's outfit
"Naruto starts rolls on the ground laughing"
Kakashi: What's so funny?
Naruto: Nothing it's just Konahamoro in Green Spandex "anything is possible with Green Spandex" "while laughing"
Sasuke: Stop laughing
Naruto: Why are you going to get Konahamoro on me if I don't?
Sasuke: Come on get up Naruto
Naruto: "still laughing" ok, ok I'm done making jokes
Kakashi: Anyway Naruto & Sasuke you both have been assigned to this mission
Sakura: What about me Kakashi-sensei
Kakashi: Well lets just say this mission would be...to much for you
Sakura: "angry voice" What's that suppose to mean
Kakashi: Nothing at all anyway Naruto & Sasuke go now also don't forget one of the intruder's is wearing a "straw hat".
Naruto & Sasuke: Right
Naruto: Wait one of them is wearing a "straw hat"
Sasuke: If we know what there wearing we can find them easier so lets go already
Kakashi: Sakura come with me I have another task that I want you to do
Sakura: What is it?
Kakashi: I'll tell you when we get there
Sakura: Ok
"Sakura's thoughts: Kakashi-sensei always keeps to himself"
Inner Sakura: Man one of these days I'm going to kick Kakashi-sensei right in the ba...
Kakashi: Is something wrong Sakura
Sakura: No not at all
Kakashi: Good...Lady Tsunade doesn't like to be waiting
Sakura: Lady...Tsunade wants to see me
Kakashi: Yeah but I don't know what for...Tsunade just told me to take you to her
Sakura: Ok
"Slowly making there way to the Hokage Room"
"Meanwhile on Waterway Island"
Nami: Luffy when are we going to take a break we've been walking for hours now.
Luffy: Come on Nami just a little longer we still haven't found treasure yet
Nami: Fine hey where did Zoro go
Luffy: He walked back to the ship he said that he was tired
Nami: Zoro barely does anything at all
Luffy: I know but I don't mined doing it by myself
Nami: Of course you don't mined your not human anymore remember
Luffy: I know, I know so lets keep looking
Nami: Fine
"Back around Tea Country"
Naruto: Hey Sas-Gay do you know where we are going
"Sasuke turns his head around to face Naruto"
Sasuke: What did you just say?
Naruto: Nothing I said do you know where we are going
Sasuke: Yes unlike you Naruto I have a sense of direction
Naruto: Hey wait a minute what's that suppose to mean
Sasuke: Never mind we need to run across the ocean to get to Waterway Island
Naruto: Wait
Sasuke: What is it now Naruto
Naruto: I'm really hungry
"Sasuke falls down"
Sasuke: How could you be thinking about food at a time like this & besides you eat about 15 minutes ago.
Naruto: Yeah but that was 15 minutes ago I could really go for some Ramen right now
Sasuke: Is there even a time when your stomach is full
Naruto: Sometimes
Sasuke: Sometimes well no wonder you don't have a brain, you don't know when to stop eating do you the food just goes to your head & takes up space.
Naruto: Jeez no needs to yell if I get my mind off food, I'll be fine for now anyway let's get going
Sasuke: Hey don't change the subject here Naruto...but your right we should be going now.
"Naruto & Sasuke start running across the ocean water"
"Meanwhile on the ship"
Zoro: Finally I'll be able to sleep after all that work
"Zoro falls asleep on the ship"
"Back In the Waterway Forest"
Nami: Can we take a break now Luffy
Luffy: Yeah I suppose
"Nami & Luffy sit down for awhile"
"On the other side of Waterway Island"
Naruto: We made finally
Sasuke: Well if you didn't take so long we would have been here earlier
Naruto: I was hungry for some Ramen so don't give me any lip Sas-gay
Sasuke: What did you just say
Naruto: Yeah you heard me Sas-Gay
"Sasuke pulls out a Windmill Shuriken & 2 Kunai's"
Sasuke: Say that one more time I dare you
Naruto: What you got a problem with that
Sasuke: You still don't know your place do you Naruto I will always be better then you in every way
Naruto: Even in bed I doubt that
Sasuke: What the hell are you talking about?
Naruto: Everyone knows your secret Sasuke
Sasuke: What secret
Naruto: That your gay
Sasuke: I am 100% ga- I mean straight
"Naruto falls on the ground laughing again"
Sasuke: You can't prove it
Naruto: Yes I can me & Kakashi-sensei looked through your room & found Yaoi books when you where out on "important business" as you like to call it "still laughing & gets up after a little while"
Sasuke: Enough of this Naruto
"Sasuke throws the Windmill Shuriken & the Kunai's"
"Naruto dodges the Windmill Shuriken & the Kunai's"
Naruto: Ok time to get serious now "Demon Wind Bomb"
Sasuke: "Fire Style Fireball Jutsu"
"Both attack clash cancelling each other out"
Naruto: Enough of this Sasuke just admit that your gay
Sasuke: No I will fight to defend my sexuality & to prove you wrong
Naruto: What a gay thing to say
"The fight rages on"
"Both of them exhausted"
Sasuke: Get ready Naruto "Fire Style Fire Ball"
"Sasuke is to tired & falls to the ground before ending the attack"
Naruto: We fought & you still didn't prove me wrong but if you think your better then me, then you can find the intruder's on your own.
Sasuke: Naruto don't go
Naruto: Why so you can have your way with me I don't think so
Sasuke: Just shut up about that
Naruto: Well see ya
"Naruto walks away"
"Sasuke Whispers to himself"
Sasuke: What a loser
"Sasuke falls asleep"
"During the fight"
Nami: Yeah Luffy do you hear that
"Luffy's stomach groans"
Luffy: Yeah that just my stomach
Nami: Not that I mean do you hear weapons clashing
Luffy: come to think of now I do
Nami: It sounds like it came over there
Luffy: That what she said
Nami: Just shut up & follow me
"Luffy & Nami find Sasuke resting on the ground"
Luffy: Hey look Nami it's an Emo Kid
"Luffy & Nami walk closer"
"Sasuke over hears Luffy"
Sasuke: That's it I hate been called name-
"Blood rushes to Sasuke head & passes out"
"Nami pokes Sasuke in the face"
Nami: He seems to be passed out also he has no cuts on his wrists so I doubt his Emo.
Luffy: I don't know maybe he might be some sort of Poke**n.
"Nami hits Luffy over the head"
Nami: You play Poke**n Emerald to much I bought that for you so you would stop annoying me but it didn't help at all.
Luffy: It the only game I have
Nami: Come on
Luffy: We can't leave him here
Nami: Are you sure his a guy
Luffy: Yeah I think so but I don't want to check
Nami: Doesn't matter Luffy just carry him
Luffy: Ok
"Luffy picks up Sasuke & carries him on his left shoulder"
-INCOMPLETE FOR NOW-