Disclaimer: I don't own SWAC. If I did, every girl would have their own cardboard cutout of Chad.
Black Out
"Do you know if she's okay?" I could hear Tawni say. Apparently I had been in some kind of car accident. It was a head on collision, and I was lucky to be alive. I was trying my best to keep from blacking out. I wanted to hear as much information as possible. I couldn't remember the past few hours, and I was really confused.
"Don't worry, she'll be fine. She might lose consciousness a few times, and we're monitoring that, but give her a month and things should be back to normal." The doctor said. I was a little worried about the consciousness part, but at least I knew I was going to be fine.
"What happened!" I could hear a frantic Chad enter the room.
"Head on collision. She's lucky to be alive. Now, I think it's best to let Miss Munroe get some sleep. She's had a big day." I could hear Tawni and Chad exit the room along with the doctor. I was alone. I decided to let the darkness overcome me and seep into unconsciousness. There was nothing left to hear, and I was having trouble staying conscious anyway. Eventually, everything was black.
I opened my eyes to find myself sitting in my dressing room. This confused me because I had just been in the hospital room. This must be some kind of dream I was having. I glanced at my vanity and over to Tawni's side of the room. Everything looked normal, but something didn't feel right. I looked down at what I was wearing. I was in a short plaid skirt and a navy blue vest and tie. Something about this outfit rang a bell, then it hit me. I was in one of those drama snob's uniforms! Maybe we were doing a sketch about Mackenzie Falls or something. I don't know why else I would be wearing this. I was about to go out and explore the rest of the studio when someone entered the room. It was Tawni. She too was in a Mackenzie Falls uniform.
"Hey Tawni"
"Hello Sonny. Ready to shoot our next scene?"
"Uh, yeah. So, what's this sketch about."
"Sketch? Sonny, we're not on some juvenile comedy show, we're part of a sophisticated drama." Since when did Tawni use words like "juvenile" and "sophisticate",and what drama?
"Tawni, we're on So Random."
"NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN! Please! That show is idiotic and immature. We're on Mackenzie Falls! The number one tween show?"
"Okay. So where's Chad?"
"Chad Dylan Goldfarb? He's cracking jokes over at So Random."
"Goldfarb?"
"That is his last name, Sonny. What has gotten into you?"
"Tawni, who do you love the most?"
"I can't choose. I love everyone equally."
"So not yourself."
"Sonny, how shallow of you!"
"Uh, sorry. Bye Tawni."
"Have a wonderful day, Allison!" Wow, so a smart, selfless, non-comedic Tawni. What kind of world was this? When I went unconscious, I must have gone to some alternate dimension where everything but me is opposite. Guess it was time to go find my other friends. I went as quickly as I could over to the Prop House, which was now covered in Mackenzie Falls props. This was going to take some getting used to.
"Hey Sonny." Nico said. I wonder what this Nico would be like.
"Hey Nico. Do you want to grab a sandwich from the commisionary or play some video games?" This should help me figure out his personality.
"Allison, video games are for children. Over here at Mackenzie Falls, we like to act like refined adults. You should have known that!"
"Sorry, guess I just don't feel quite right today. Do you by chance have a girlfriend?"
"Sonny, Sonny, Sonny, you know I'm not interested in you. Yes, I have a lady. Sadly, she's from Chuckle City, but she's a keeper. I'm dating Penelope, the most beautiful person on the planet."
"You're dating Penelope?"
"Sonny, you're the one who got us together." I better play along.
"Uh, yeah, you're right Nico, sorry I forgot. Where's Grady?"
"He's shooting a scene, he should be back in ten. Man, I hate that guy."
"But you and Grady are best friends!"
"Did you hit your head or something! Grady is a jerk. He thinks he's all that just because he plays Mackenzie."
"Grady plays Mackenzie!" I couldn't help but to start laughing. Come on, Grady playing Mackenzie? That's saying Grady is Chad Dylan Cooper, and trust me, they are nothing alike! It's hilarious.
"I think you need to rest. See you tomorrow." And with that, Nico walked out of the room. I decided to wait there to see new Grady, when someone else came in. It was new Zora, and let me tell you, she looked different! He hair was curled perfectly, and she was wearing bright pink lipstick. She was covered in sparkly pink from head to toe. If it wasn't for the fact she was brunette, I might have mistaken her for Tawni.
"Hey Zora."
"Hey Sonny! Did you see the cover of Tween Weekly today?"
"Um, no."
"Guess who's on the cover!"
"You?"
"Yeah!" She giggled and jumped up and down. I never thought I would see Zora acting like Tawni in my life. I had to blink a few times to make sure I wasn't imagining things.
"Hey, Zora, what's your favorite geometric equation?"
"Ewww, math is for gross people! I need to go reapply my Cocoa Mocha Cocoa ligloss. See you later Sonny!" New Zora was by far the most different. Now I just had to wait to find new Grady. I waited for about ten minutes when he entered.
"Allison! Get off my couch! Can't you see that the greatest actor of our generation is here! Grady Austin Mitchell always gets first dibs on the furniture." I stifled a laugh.
"Sorry your majesty. I'm getting up."
"I can't believe I have to work with people like you. Gosh, what kind of world do we live in?"
"Sorry Grady."
"It's Grady Austin Mitchell to you! Now get out and don't breath my air." I left the room. Nico was right. Grady Austin Mitchell was a jerk, unlike the Grady I knew. The only person left to meet now was Chad. This should be interesting.
I ran over to Stage 2. The Mackenzie Falls set now looked a lot like Chuckle City. It was covered in bright colors and wacky props. I now felt at home. Who knows, maybe I would be spending more time on this set than my own. That all depended on one thing, though, and that would be what new Chad is like. As I turned the corner, I ran into Chastity.
"Oh, hey Sonny! What brings you here?" Wow, she was actually being nice to me.
"Just trying to find Chad. Where is he?"
"He's in his dressing room. It's so nice to see one of you Falls people actually come over here. It never happens."
"Oh, no problem. I actually prefer comedy myself. Well I got to go find Chad, so have a great day!"
"You too Sonny!" That was really weird. I went over to new Chad's dressing room. I was a little nervous to see what he would be like. I knocked on the door before I could chicken out.
"Who is it."
"It's Sonny." He opened the door. It was weird not seeing Chad in his Fall's uniform. Now he actually looked human.
"Hey, what are you doing here?"
"I wanted to hang out. Is that okay?"
"Of course that's okay! Come on in!" The new Chad seemed a lot nicer.
"So, how long has Goldfarb been your last name?" He gave me a word look. This was probably one of those questions that if I knew what was going it, the answer would be obvious.
"My whole life, Sonny. Are you feeling alright?"
"I'm just a little forgetful today, that's all."
"So I thought you Falls people thought you were too good to talk to us Randoms."
"I don't think that. In fact, I prefer comedy."
"Then why don't you join our show."
"I'm going to have to talk to Marshall about that."
"Good luck convincing him. You and Grady Austin Mitchell are like the biggest on-screen couple." I had to stop myself from throwing up. Me and Grady? Don't get me wrong, real Grady is sweet and all, but he was never more than a brother to me. And now, I had to do love scenes with the new Grady? That would be horrible!
"Oh, yeah. I don't care for him that much though."
"Yeah, he's a jerk."
"So, what do you usually do in your spare time?"
"I like to hang out with my friends. I also have a charity that helps house puppies. I'm not that famous, so I have time to do charity work."
"Don't you hate puppies?"
"How could anyone hate puppies. They're just so adorable." Who's this imposter and where is the real Chad! This day just kept getting weirder and weirder!
"You're right. Hey, we should hang out more."
"I would like that." He gave me a smile. This wasn't some cocky smirk, it was a real smile. I think I was going to enjoy the new Chad.
"Sonny Munroe to set, please." the voice on the intercom called.
"See you tomorrow?" I asked new Chad.
"Can't wait." At least one thing in this new world I liked.
