Rigby and the rest come through the portal, where one skeleton was guarding it. When that skeleton came at them, Skips jumped over and launched the skeleton up with an uppercut. While the skeleton was close to the ground, Skips dove at the falling skeleton with his fist, instantly smashing the skeleton's skull.
"Only one guarding? This militia's shit. I can't believe that Death made it seem so fearful." Benson said.
"Not quite Benson." Skips said.
Everyone looked ahead to see 400 skeletons coming at them.
"Are you kidding me?!" Rigby yelled.
Muscle Man spotted a rifle from the... undead skeleton?
"Hey, look at this! A rifle. We can use this well." Muscle Man.
"Muscle Man, you must be crazy. There is hundreds of skeletons out there, loaded with guns and ammunition! A single rifle isn't going to save us!" Benson said.
"It's all we have!" Muscle Man retorted.
"No it's not." Rigby said.
Rigby pointed to the other weapons, which must have been put there for skeletons to guard the portal.
"Now this is better!" Hi Five Ghost said.
They gathered the weapons.
"What now?" Benson asked.
Skips felt the ground, then pulled it.
"What the- This ground is some type of extremely malleable material. Maybe we can make a protective wall to cover us." Skips said.
They all pulled the material up and put it together to form a 3ft wall. They all ducked under it. As the undead militia came towards them, they prepared for battle. 50 of the troops were used as cannonfodders. Rigby and the rest started firing. They made a system of their shots: One person will shoot once, then another does the same, while the other stays under protection of the wall. This way, it would be less likely for anyone to actually get shot while diminishing their undead enemies. in 3 minutes, 100 of them remained. Most retreated, while few stayed to fight. Soon enough, all the skeletons had retreated.
"That's better. Now, where in the hell can we find Mordecai?" Rigby asked.
"Well wherever those skeletons retreated to, there may be a camp set up nearby." Benson said.
"Let's follow those skeletons." Thomas said.
Meanwhile, Mordecai finds himself in a hellish place.
"What the hell? What happened?" Mordecai asked.
"You are here, awaiting judgement for your ascent or your descend. I think you should stay here for eternity." the spirit said.
"And why is that?" Mordecai asked, irritated
"Suicide due by your drunken rage. bullet wound to your head. All because of your marital problems." the spirit said.
"How do you know this?" Mordecai asked.
"I can see right through to your soul. How sad it has recently become. Mistreated by the likes of you, Mordecai." the spirit said.
"How do you know my name?" Mordecai asked.
"Look, I'm not here to play 20 fucking questions! I would not be trying to guide you back home if it wasn't a part of Death's deal." the spirit said.
Mordecai sat there, confused and unsure what was to come next.
"I'll explain later. For right now, let's go find your beloved ones." the spirit said.
"But wait. Who exactly are you?" Mordecai asked.
The spirit sighed loudly.
"Take a closer look." the spirit said.
The spirit's form changed suddenly.
"What the hell?!" Mordecai said.
The figure's form began to make sense. Mordecai was shocked to find out who it was.
"You are... You are... You can't be him!" Mordecai yelled.
"I'm not. But I am a 'her'." the spirit said.
The form finished its process, letting bolts of light travel throughout the land.
"Why you? Just why? You were supposed to be dead." Mordecai said.
"Well, sounds like you wanted me dead. It's too bad you can't get rid of me. I love you too much to let you go." The spirit said.
Back to Rigby and the rest, they have followed some wounded soldiers headed up to a camp fire. They saw that the wounded was bowing down to one particular skeleton.
"General Skullzon, we are sorry for our defeat. Please spare us!" A wounded skeleton begged.
"When you are wounded in battle, you have no use for me. When you lose a battle, that pisses me off! You have no right to beg for your life, considering you already knew what would happen if you failed, yet you still joined this army. No excuses!" Skullzon said.
Skullzon sliced all of the wounded soldiers' heads.
"Damn!" Rigby said.
"I know right? Brutal. Just brutal." Benson said.
"Well, this camp is too far out. We should keep going to see if we can find anything." Skips said.
"And why?" a voice said.
"Because we have to save Mordecai. Have you completely forgo-" Skips started.
"Uh, Skips?" Rigby asked.
"He's behind me isn't he?" Skips asked.
"Yep." Thomas said.
"And the canny ass appearances continue on." Skips said.
Skips tried to punched behind him, but Skullzon had dodged and pacified Skips, knocking him out. The others were grabbed and tied up.
"Well well well. Fleshies! In my territory! What should we do?" Skullzon asked.
"Set us free?" Thomas asked.
"Really Thomas?" Benson asked.
"I had a better idea. How about hanging you from your feet, while your hands and head boil in 150 Celsius water." Skullzon said.
After several minutes, Rigby and his friends was bounded by ropes, Skips soon recovering from his forced slumber.
"Well what now?" Thomas asked.
"We fry in a vat of boiling water. Unless Skips has a plan." Hi Five Ghost whispered.
"I actually do have a plan. Now this rope feels like some cheap knock-offs, like the ones we used to utilize at the old park. I think I can get out." Skips said.
"Don't bother. I got a knife. Here." Muscle Man said, handing a pocketknife to Skips.
Soon enough, they all broke free of the ropes. They put the cut ropes around them, in the illusion that they were still tied up. Skullzon walked over to them.
"Before I kill you, I will tell you a secret, raccoon." Skullzon said.
Skullzon whispered into Rigby's ear.
"I know who you are. And I know who your father is. And I know why he survived." Skullzon said.
"He is dead! That bastard is dead." Rigby said.
"Exactly." Skullzon said.
Rigby wanted to ask questions, but the skull general slapped him. Rigby stood up to choke the skeleton, but Skullzon dodged it
"Fire!" Skullzon yelled.
A bullet was fired and shot Rigby in the head. Rigby's corpse fell.
"Rigby!" Benson yelled.
After several minutes, Rigby woke up to find him self next to Mordecai and the spirit.
"Rigby?" Mordecai asked.
"Mordecai, what the hell were you thinking?!" Rigby asked.
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