Neo was hacking into the Matrix when Agent Smanth came out and started screaming at him.

OH NO.

THE MATRIX WAS BEING RELOADED.

So the Nile River rallied the crew of Trinidad and Merpererews and they went on a mystical adventure to do some really stupid crap.

Gayo then walked across land because they knew that the Martirixez was just a computer program and every single tiny little freaking computer program has to have a fucking bug in it.

Says Morpheus in the first movie.

But anyway, stupid Agent Smith was just saying in his monototnotnes voice

"Arg, stupid fools! I will save Trinity from your mind freak powers like Criss Angel!!"

If I even spelled his name right. I don't care.

Agent Smoth was obsessed with the beauty that is Trinity, but I don't see how cuz she's really freaking ugly and the only good thing about her is her cool slow-motion action attack action battle skills of Matricx.

Nayo Banaoyo was screaming as he was being chased by a sentinel.

OH NO HE DIED

"ARG!! CURSE THESE DEMONS!! I MUST FIND A WAY TO PREVENT THE MATRIX FROM BEING RELOADED SINCE WE KILLED IT APPARENTLY IN THE FIRST ONE. OTHERWISE THE SECOND ONE WOULDN'T HAVE THAT GAY-ASS TITLE THAT IT HAS NOW!!"

Then Agent Smith raped Neo.

Tha ernd.